Paul Ryan sets fire to the pile of kindling known as Harry Reid’s budget plan

Here’s the deal. If we can’t have Marco Rubio’s baby, we want to have Paul Ryan’s baby. Both of these guys offer a superior gene pool for little Ronald Reagan Ryan or Ronald Reagan Rubio. We’ll be fabulous mothers and raise the kid right.

Here’s Ryan explaining the faulty logic behind Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid absurd budget plan:

“Let’s pass a bill to cover the moon with yogurt that will cost $5 trillion today. And then let’s pass a bill the next day to cancel that bill. We could save $5 trillion.”

Don’t know about you, but Ryan is getting us kind of hot right now.