Photographic evidence that Obama has always been a pirate

by editor on April 27, 2011

Whenever Mrs Editor complains about one of the Editor’s many annoying habits, his stock response is, “Psychologists say a person’s basic personality is established by the age of five.”

Seen in that light, this childhood photo of Barack Obama and his mother Ann Dunham seems to explain a lot. Even as a child Barack Obama was a pirate.

You know, a swashbuckler whose philosophy was, “What’s mine is mine and what’s yours is mine.” A scoundrel willing to sail under a flag other than his country’s. In burying treasure that will never again be found. In making his enemies walk the plank.

Yes, the analogy holds up pretty well until you get to the part about Obama bowing to kings. We can’t explain that.

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Nyssa
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Nyssa

At least real pirates knew better than to kill the markets they fed off.

I farted and my face blew up
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I farted and my face blew up

Barrie sports the handlebar well. However, bent/useless sword much?

KimmyQueen
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Maybe he was more of a corsair or privateer. If you google that the bowing to kings reference will make sense.

perlcat
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Well, I was thinking of calling him something more on the lines of “no-talent ass-clown”, but I suppose buccaneer might work

Buck O'Fama
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Buck O'Fama

I think Obama is a boob and his “ideas” (i.e. the Marxist claptrap he parroted in “Haaavad” to earn his C-) are destructive, proven empirically to be failures numerous times over the last 150 years.

And remember lefties, dissent is the highest form of patriotism. You said so yourselves.

Paden
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Paden

Loraine, Jim,
Do William Ayers and Bernardine Dohrn ring any bells ?

“Judge me by the people I surround myself with”- Obama

Radical left wing domestic terrorists and admitted communists.

DEde
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DEde

I have it on good authority that his mother diid not potty train him!! He can not show proof of that training and has yet to publish any documentation of having had that training and what grade he got either.

matthew s harrison
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matthew s harrison

I am pretty sure he is a totally different kind of pirate nowadays-if you get my drift!

YT
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YT

Exactly what I was going to say.

KimmyQueen
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I am sorry, pardon my ignorance but I don’t know what you mean… 🙁

matthew s harrison
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matthew s harrison

I pirater of other men’s backsides Kimmy-Gay

KimmyQueen
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Ahhhhh… I see… Alrighty then!

redabogado
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redabogado

Butt-pirate KQ. Go look at his photo on the IHTM posting on Harvard, his reaction to a judo throw, or his mom jeans baseball incident. He smokes more than cigarettes, Yes He Can!.

redabogado
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redabogado

No wonder his mother was loosely going around banging third world losers. With a face like, no respectable American guy would “have” her.

Wisco Dave
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Wisco Dave

Finally we have undisputed proof of his true religion! He’s a follower of FSM!!!
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spymyeyes
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spymyeyes

why did it take 3 years for him to have the governments best forgers “produce” his half-typed half hand written “long form birth certificate”?
With this photo proof I can now start my jihadi to prove he was born in the Ivory Coast!

After all, the alphabet-soup agencies could of cranked that out that fake from day2 of his taking office.

Jim
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Jim

Well said, Loraine. Spoken like an intelligent and thinking American. I can’t see anything in your statement to derive a negative comment and am disappointed that it was hidden due to “low comment rating”. The negative responders simply demonstrate their ignorance. I would love to say more but won’t stoop to their level.

john
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john

No you wouldn’t stoop to thier level unless it was to say something about a Tea Partier or George Bush or Sara Palins Down Syndrome child, liberals are a bunch of hypocritical maggots.

Elrond Hubbard
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Elrond Hubbard

“Well said Loraine.”

Really? I though Loraine’s post was one big liberal cliche, but then so is yours.

Paden
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Paden

He was “voted” in by ACORN-
Maybe if Obama’s supporters weren’t so corrupt the perception of the president would be different.

Loraine
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Loraine

I wished everyone would except that Obama is our President and remember he was voted in by we, the people and we should respect that. I am embarrased for our Country with seeing Donald Trump even thinking about entertaining the stupid idea of running for President, I do feel like it is very entertaning to have comedians like Donald T., Sarah P. and John B. involved in the political elections, the only problem is, is that all this comedic entertaining makes the United States look stupid and we lose a lot of respect from other countries as well as from our own, in the process. Is it worth the risk? I wished they would put as much effort in bringing our Country back to where it is stable and prosperous as they do keeping us a very unsettled and dis-funtional country that we are, and have been for the last 10 years. They all need to work together and realize that the U.S. belongs to we the people not we the rich and big businesses.

SSDD
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SSDD

Loraine, do yourself a favor and take your head out of your ass, so you can see and hear the truth about Barry.

john
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john

Well your doing the typical liberal thing. Were you saying things like that when George Bush was president you hypocrite? When your friends were saying he should be hung etc.? In fact after hearing the horrible things said by liberals including Senators and Congressmen, I felt free and not at all restrained to say exactly what a feel about you idiots. By the way obama’s mom looks like John Kerry with a wig on, anyone else see that?

hisham
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hisham

Yeah, but John’s head is pointier and her lips look better with lipstick on them that his do.

RockingHorseGuy
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But only a little bit.

john
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john

True that!

DEde
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DEde

His mother is John Kerry!!

Pittzer
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Pittzer

Don’t forget about comedian, Al Franken.

perlcat
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He’s no comedian. He’s just a partisan moron.

whiskeyriver
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whiskeyriver

Sorry to bust your bubble little girl but the Obummer was elected by a slim margin of 52% of the people. I wouldn’t call that much of a majority.

Point number two is the vast majority of us Americans respect the Office, but we do not have to respect the man in that office. Respect must be earned, it is not a given because of who you are or what postion you are elected to.

I have a lot of respect for the man that pumps out my septic tank every few years. He shows up on time, does an excellent job and charges a fair price for his services. I don’t have any respect for politicians. They cannot do anything right, they take money out of my pocket to waste on other countries and their problems instead of spending my money here helping Americans.

When politicians start doing what my shit pumper does, do a good job at a fair price, I might start to show them a little respect. Until they learn how to take care of my shit they will continue to be the butt of my distain.

hisham
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hisham

He wasn’t voted into office by 52% of the People, he was voted into office by 52% of those Americans who even cared enough to get up off of their butts and go out and vote!

RockingHorseGuy
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The people who voted for Obama and STILL think he’s doing a good job, are what we call “likely” voters. Likely to vote, because it’s convenient for them to do so, being on welfare and all.

hisham
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hisham

Yeah, and how many of them were bussed to the polls and then to DENNY’S for a free breakfast special?

AZ Dude
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AZ Dude

Grammar police alert, Loraine. Even though I did not vote for him, do not like any of his policies and think he is making this country weaker by the day, I do “accept” that he is our president. I also wish everyone would “except” (as in “bar” or “exclude”) President Obama being President come election day Nov. 2012.

Jane
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Jane

Thanks, man. You’d think if they were going to spew bullsh**, they’d figure out how to say it right first, as to try & squeeze out as much credibility as possible.

Elrond Hubbard
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Elrond Hubbard

Loraine,

“I wish everyone would except [sic] that Obama is our President and remember he was voted in by we, the people…”

I’ve accepted the fact of Obama’s Presidency and I’m doing what I can to reverse that decsion in 2012. If Obama is defeated for reelection next year will you accept that fact or will you rejoin the left wing hate chorus that hounded George Bush during his Presidency? I think conservatives have been far more constrained in their criticisms of Barack Obama than liberals ever were in their rage against Bush. If you’re sincere in a desire to rebuild the country, a little less hypocrisy on your part would be a good place to start.

matthew s harrison
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matthew s harrison

Loraine-what is more embarrassing is liberals like you-the self-proclaimed “Educated Elite” can’t even write or speak the English language.
Now that said, I am embarrassed to to be American, as our electorate doesn’t vote! Thirty to forty percent vote-which means most Americans are too stupid to realize that the mess we are in is because none of them vote-but they sure bitch a lot! I would imagine that most of your anarchist and bomb-throwing libtard friends hadn’t voted in decades until Barry was sold to you by the MSM. That said-what has barry done for you that he promised? Jobs? NO! Lowered the deficit by half as he promised? NO. Closed GTMO? NO. Economy better? NO. Out of Iraq? NO. Out of Afghanistan? NO. Energy independence? NO. Lowered Gas Prices? NO.
I don’t believe I need to go on-but if you need more real reasons to be embarrassed, you can just hit me up here, and I can talk about his 70+ golf outings, his 100 or so 100K or more expensive parties, his race baiting, his lack of presence in any of the political process in the US, and most of all, his 15 or so major vacations, and Michelle’s constant vacationing with friends in 5 star hotels, etc. You should be embarrassed Loraine-because you obviously voted for this brainless hack. You obviously see something that the rest of the world is missing! The Europeans all think he is a joke. He has ruined our relationship with the Brits-which was a couple hundred years old. He has run roughshod over all of our foreign relations, has cozied up with dictators, and has sat by while the arab world tees up the Israelis to be exterminated. Lest we not forget he turned his back on the entirety of Europe-and specifically Eastern Europe by pulling the missile defenses we promised Poland and others.
Be embarrassed Loraine. And remember, you and the rest of the libtards that put this douchebag in office have the blood of troops, the Fort Hood Massacre victims, the Christians around the world being murdered by muslims, on your hands. And it is getting deeper and deeper. So I would suggest you read some real news-and take a look at what this charlatan has done to the US. He is attempting to destroy it. And he will fail with the continued support of ignoramuses like yourself and the other lefties who are to proud to admit they put a really horrible human being in the White House-and are willing to watch the US burn, so as to not have your egos bruised by admitting you were totally and completely wrong!

Jane
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Jane

Right on, brother.

KimmyQueen
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Oh NOOOO! When the crap hits the fan I want no responsibility for him being President honey. I didn’t vote for him. I know that he is President, but I am not feeling the whole WE voted for him business.

AZ Dude
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AZ Dude

And by the way, Loraine, in follow up to my earlier post–since you appear to be part of the liberal elite, who as you know are much more educated than us conservatives, perhaps you should examine your Freudian slip and dig into why you used the word “except” rather than “accept.” Maybe, just maybe, your sub-conscious brain cells are telling you that the guy you thought you were electing is not the guy we want as head of the country.

nonkenyan
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nonkenyan

If you think those are comedians, how do you feel about the clown in the White House now? As if America doesn’t already look stupid and will lose more respect if anyone but Obama is king? That’s not possible. Obama makes us look stupid, and so do people that carry his water.

hardwurkindaddy
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hardwurkindaddy

it’s ACCEPT I think you mean, we all already except his presidency.

theBeachBumConservat!ve
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theBeachBumConservat!ve

hahahaha.

Where are all his baby pictures? 😉
Did I hear correctly, that some form of Hawaiian Birth Certificate was produced today?

Big Al
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Big Al

I read yesterday that he may have been born in Somalia.

Big Al
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Big Al

I am sorry-he did an internship there as a pirate.

Ruben
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Ruben

…and that his mother used to wear Paul McCartney mask while taking little Barry trick-or-treating.

Gotta say, though, he was a cute little shaver.