Photographic evidence that Obama has always been a pirate

This childhood photo of Barack Obama and his mother seems to explain a lot. Even as a child Barack Obama was a pirate. You know, a swashbuckler whose philosophy was, “What’s mine is mine and what’s yours is mine.”

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Whenever Mrs Editor complains about one of the Editor’s many annoying habits, his stock response is, “Psychologists say a person’s basic personality is established by the age of five.”

Seen in that light, this childhood photo of Barack Obama and his mother Ann Dunham seems to explain a lot. Even as a child Barack Obama was a pirate.

You know, a swashbuckler whose philosophy was, “What’s mine is mine and what’s yours is mine.” A scoundrel willing to sail under a flag other than his country’s. In burying treasure that will never again be found. In making his enemies walk the plank.

Yes, the analogy holds up pretty well until you get to the part about Obama bowing to kings. We can’t explain that.

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