The EU has ruled that prunes do not have a laxative effect and producers cannot say that they do. “European Food Safety Authority (EFSA) experts said there was ‘insufficient’ evidence of a link between the dried plums and normal bowel function after looking at three studies of prune consumption.” Don’t laugh – laxitives are dangerous to bureaucrats with schit for brains.
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After 35 year career writing software for IBM mainframes, am now self-employed contractor thinking of joining a union and striking for higher wages. Cured morbid fear of heights when I learned to look at them as lengths standing on end. Uncompromising in refusal to accept browser cookies. Amateur investor who has accumulated a small fortune in the market after starting out years ago with a large one. For recreation, I run, hike, kayak and play tennis but will not consider synchronized swimming under any circumstances.
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