Rachel Maddow manhandles Christine O’Donnell for her masturbation position

by editor on September 20, 2010

You’ve got to hand it to Rachel Maddow. No one else can plunge into the crevices of a person’s past and deliver a tongue lashing like this two-fisted MSNBC host.

This time she’s decided to finger Christine O’Donell for being, of all things, masturbation intolerant.

Here’s the rub. Far be it from us to condemn people for getting in touch with themselves. A little introspection can be a good thing. And if by the end of all that waxing philosophic you come to the conclusion that you want to exercise a little more self control, well, that can be a good thing, too. But be warned, beating masturbation might not be as easy as you think.

Our suggestion for getting your hands around the problem and pounding it into submission? Try watching MSNBC on any weeknight between the hours of 9 and 10 pm Eastern. We guarantee that all sexual desire will vanish. It’s far more effective than a cold shower.

Thank you, Rachel, for helping us overcome the greedy urge for self-satisfaction. Thank you.

– Written by The Vitamin Press

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Wretched Madcow is a sick, twisted, little man.