Liberals have blamed the epidemic of honeybee deaths around the world on just about everything: global warming, pollution, Paul Ryan’s budget…
Now it turns out it’s all caused by the proliferation of cell phone signals.
Inhabit.com has the apian information:
Scientists may have found the cause of the world’s sudden dwindling population of bees – and cell phones may be to blame. Research conducted in Lausanne, Switzerland has shown that the signal from cell phones not only confuses bees, but also may lead to their death. Over 83 experiments have yielded the same results. With virtually most of the population of the United States (and the rest of the world) owning cell phones, the impact has been greatly noticeable.
What’s a good liberal to do? On one hand they want to give everyone free government cell phones from Safelink. On the other hand, cell phones are killing the honeybees.
That sound you hear is liberal heads exploding across the fruited plain.
H/T: Warren
Source: Inhabitat.com
