God works in mysterious ways, as is proven by the fact that Pope just named his top ten albums of all time.
They include the Beatles (Revolver), Santana (Supernatural), Oasis (Morning Glory), Michael Jackson (Thriller), Paul Simon (Graceland), U2 (Achtung Babuy), Pink Floyd (Dark Side of the Moon), Donald Fagen (Nightfly), David Crosby (If I Could Only Remember My Name) and Fleetwood Mac (Rumours).
In order to be absolutely impartial, we asked Satan (aka Beelzebub, the Prince of Darkness, Lucifer, the Archfiend, the Evil One) to name his top ten songs of all time.
“The Pope’s taste in music sucks,” a Satan spokesman said. “Here’s a top ten list that kicks ass.”
The IHateTheMedia.com Administrator prefers the Pope’s choices, but the Editor goes with Beelzebub.
1. Highway to Hell – AC/DC
2. Sympathy For the Devil – Rolling Stones
3. Devil With A Blue Dress On – Mitch Ryder & the Detroit Wheels
4. Runnin’ With the Devil – Van Halen
5. Fire – The Crazy World of Arthur Brown
6. Straight To Hell – The Clash
7. Burn in Hell – Twisted Sister
8. Am I Evil? – Metallica
9. Evil Woman – Electric Light Orchestra
10. I Want To Be Evil – Eartha Kitt
Source: Times UK
