Rule #1: Do not drink vodka with your students. It cannot lead to anything good.
The Daily Caller has the story of the teachers’ advisor who is in desperate need of a teachers’ advisor advisor:

A teacher who advises colleagues on how to avoid affairs with students was caught having sex with a teenager in the back of her car.
Courtney Bowles was found by a police officer naked lying on top of the boy, who was also completely naked, from her school in Colorado.
A partly consumed bottle of vodka was also found in the car with the couple.
Her student lover initially said he was 20 years old – but later admitted he was 16.
Bowles, 31, was employed at his school as a teacher’s instructional coach. It was her job to train teachers on how to maintain a professional distance from students.
Damn it. We were this close to our third hickey story of the week, but it just didn’t quite pan out.
Source: Daily Caller