Thanksgiving Thread: Shoot the turkeys! There’s turkeys in Washington, DC, Hollywood and all over.

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Red Robster
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Ya know, Nietzsche says: Out of chaos comes order

KimmyQueen
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Matt Lauer essentially raped a staffer and she passed out, but he kept raping her until he was done and then called the secretary to take her to the nurse. Yes… this is a sick phuq…

MGAP
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Just an idea. The left gets upset when we call border hopping criminals illegal aliens. We on the right of center, don’t like to hear them being called undocumented immigrants. Hows about we call them illegal democrats or undocumented donkeys?

flashingscotsman
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Criminal trespassers.

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MGAP
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And I had just cleaned my monitor and keyboard!

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Not so silent
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Just before Christmas, an honest politician, a generous lawyer and Santa Claus were riding in the elevator of a very posh hotel.

Just before the doors opened they all noticed a $20 bill lying on the floor. Which one picked it up?

Santa of course, because the other two don’t exist!

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MGAP
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Now that made me spit coffee.

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🙂

sifi
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Harry Reid, this turkey has given the republicans a gift that just keeps on giving.

https://www.cnbc.com/2017/11/24/trumps-biggest-win-yet-comes-thanks-to-congress-commentary.html

Progressive Hemrrhoid
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Progressive Hemrrhoid

I was thinking of being a bit more traditional, dress up like a Puritan, load up the blunderbuss, and go Turkey Hunting in DC. Or for you folks on the left coast, go bag some perverted LGBT Sillywood pedophiles.

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KimmyQueen
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happy thanksgiving!!!!

JPTravis
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17 people will be here for dinner. Turkey is in the electric roaster, my famous fruit salad is prepared, game is on the TV (who can boycott the NFL during the Lions Thanksgiving Day game?), and I’m ready to debate politics and ruin the whole day.

flashingscotsman
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I’ll have no problem boycotting the NFL today. Or any other day.

KimmyQueen
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#FACTS

sifi
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me either

JPTravis
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Me neither or me either? Which is the correct way to say it?

MGAP
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I ain’t never.

sifi
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I always say “me either”. I would use neither for “neither one works.”

JPTravis
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From an English grammar site:

“Me either is more common in most of the US. I think me neither is more normal in most of Canada and in the UK. You’d be surprised, though, how people react to this bit of dialectal variation. You’ll find rather vocal people who despise me either and can’t imagine it being said, even though it’s extremely common. Both are fine, though―most people say one or the other, but some people use them interchangeably.”

MGAP
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The reign in Spain reins mainly on the plane.

sifi
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The land of windscreens and torches, I’ll stick with the U.S. version.

RedRightBlonde
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Lifelong Cowboys fan, NEVER missed a Thanksgiving game … until this year. #ToHellWithTheNFL # MAGA #boycotsarenotselective

Trickie
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Turkeys are part of the swamp ecosystem

Joe Redfield
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Larry Graham, Moe McConnell, and Curley McCain.

MGAP
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except wild turkeys are actually quite intelligent 😜

JPTravis
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Compared to what?

StrinaM
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MGAP
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No worries. Local gubmint will dedicate 30 million for a study to link these turkeys leaving their natural habitat due to global climate change caused by fracking in South Dakota and my wife driving an SUV in Texas.

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