Barack Obama has aplogized to the Muslim world, the Special Olympics, descendents of slaves, and everyone else with pouts on their faces in his general vicinity.
But it turns out Obama’s most profuse apologies came before he was elected President. He apparently spent the bulk of his long, rich career in the United States Senate apologizing to other Senators, witnesses, aides, and anyone else who happened to be near the Capitol.
Of course, all these apologies give rise to the question “Where was Senator Obama and why was he always late for committee meetings?”
Source: AceofSpades