The Show Won’t Go On. Taxpayer-funded global warming musical closes early. $697,177 of your tax dollars out the window. So why?
The story revolved around a man named Karl, who quits his job on Shark Week because the show did not emphasize climate change enough. He then disappears with a 15-year-old “Earth Ambassador” for the UN, Julie, who convinces Karl to stage a kidnapping of young children during a global climate summit, on the eminently rational assumption that such an event would make the world act on global warming.
Sounds more like a story about mass pedophilia to us. More proof “you can’t fix stupid.”