The worst TV promo ever: “Only we have the exclusive video of Jesus being whipped.” Mrs Editor is watching Entertainment Tonight and I just heard the blonde bimbette deliver the worst — the absolute worst — promo ever. “Coming up next: Only we have the exclusive video of Jesus being whipped.” Seriously. I think the line was delivered by the hostette below, but they all look alike, so who knows?

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sa_rose
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They are called talking heads for a reason. They don’t write their own stories for the most part, nor the lines they read on camera. I am sure she read this straight off the teleprompter, and being an airhead, had no idea what she had just said. The production staff should be flogged for doing this. Keep Smiling

KimmyQueen
Guest

Can we blame her for saying something so obviously stupid or can we blame the person that wrote it or should we just blame them both?

The person that wrote it… an idiot and she is stupid too but then again if she is just reading a telemprompter she may have not realized what she was saying.

I have to admit I chuckled because I think I know what she meant, but it was just badly written.

Geoff B
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Entertainment Tonight is just US Magazine for people who can’t read. Just complete trash. And this is coming from someone who can arrange all of the “Real Housewives” by height and net worth.

poppajoe49
Member

Hell, I can’t even arrange them by city!

Geoff B
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Sorry for the TD Poppa, my phone slipped! 🙁

poppajoe49
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LOL, no prob Geoff.

flashingscotsman
Member

They’re in different cities?

poppajoe49
Member

The only reason I know that is because it’s one of the stupid shows my wife watches that drive me nuts. I’ve walked in the room when she was watching it, and heard the women speaking. They have different accents, so therefore I presume, are from different cities.

Other stupid shows she watches that I hate are anything to do with a Kardashian.

flashingscotsman
Member

Such an old clip, it was probably shot on BetaMax.

poppajoe49
Member

At least they didn’t do something like a B&D scene.
The promo was stupid, but they could have done worse.

Not so silent
Member

Too bad the promo didn’t say:

Only we have exclusive footage of Nancy Pelosi being whipped, Or Michael Moore or Joe Biden, insert the name of your choice.

CO2Insanity
Admin

It must have be omitted from the Bible that Jesus snapped his fingers and a Sony Video Camera appeared.

sa_rose
Member

The Gospels were written starting about 30 years after the crucifixion. Clearly the aging disciples had forgotten that part.

Sidekick
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Archival footage?

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