Tony Bennett would like assault weapons eliminated. Yeah, we’ll we’d like bad toupees eliminated. We have a little difficulty taking seriously a man who wears a dead raccoon on his head. Sing, Tony. Otherwise shut the hell up.

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poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
February 10, 2013 5:25 am

Hey Tony, how about you retire gracefully, lose the rug, go to the nursing home, have someone change your Depends, and STFU.

Sidekick
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Sidekick
February 9, 2013 5:06 pm

You guys sure that’s a piece? 😀

MDLION
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MDLION
February 9, 2013 3:29 pm

When an older man has a toupee, it should be thin and light-colored. Bennett has the color right but it’s too thick. It looks so stupid when an older man has a toupee that looks like the hair of a twenty-year-old boy. I believe there was a Senator from up east a few years back whose toupee looked like a dead raccoon had fallen out of a tree and landed on his head. The Ohio congressman who went to jail also had a stupid looking toupee.

J.P. Travis
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February 9, 2013 12:36 pm

Probably wants his mob connections to be the only people with guns.

deepthinker
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deepthinker
February 9, 2013 5:17 pm

My thinking exactly.

Ruben
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Ruben
February 9, 2013 12:28 pm

Another old man who has lost testosterone, lost his courage and lost his way.

ooddballz
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ooddballz
February 9, 2013 11:49 am

Another washed up has been trying to be relevant.

CO2Insanity
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February 9, 2013 10:03 am

I left my brain……in San Francisco….

PsychoDad
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February 9, 2013 9:57 am

How ’bout a plan to eliminate has-been, never-more-than-second-fiddle-third-runner-up-to-Sinatra, night club singers?

sa_rose
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sa_rose
February 12, 2013 1:52 am

I like Tony. He IS a great singer, or at least was. He just needs to remmember that being asinger doesn’t make him an authority on practivally anything except his own music.

Bonfire of the Absurdities
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February 9, 2013 9:34 am

Another member of the “Let’s do something even if it’s stupid because being for it makes me feel good” coalition heard from.

How about doing something about the effing economy and JOBS which people who aren’t flatulent old multi-millionaire celebrities that wear hairpieces care more about than “demanding a stupid MF PLAN to advance your pet cause”?

sa_rose
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sa_rose
February 12, 2013 1:51 am

And I suppose the Mafia wold be the first to turn theirs in, no questions adked. Right?

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