Well, another end of the world has come and gone. This time Harold Camping predicted the Rapture would occur on May 21, 2011 at 6 p.m. Eastern time.
And we’re still here. At least We at IHTM are still here. There’s a good chance we wouldn’t be on the short list of folks raptured up.
Our guess is that President Obama cancelled the Rapture with another one of his undisclosed executive orders.
Here are our top ten reasons President Obama did it:
10. Too busy cooking up his own little Armageddon in Israel.
9. Listen. The world will end due to a range of problems associated with anthropological global warming. Got it? Good.
8. Hollywood called. They didn’t have time to prepare the necessary disaster movie.
7. This whole Rapture thing started during the Bush era!
6. Biden slept through the Rapture preparation meeting. Again.
5. Pre-Rapture golfing outing took a little longer than usual.
4. Thought Rapture was a street poet who extols the killing of police officers.
3. God did not clear this with Rapture Czar.
2. From sound of it, New Jerusalem will not need a community organizer.
1. What Rapture? He’s a Muslim.
– Written by Sven Waring at DotPenn.com