UK: as a man’s body floats in three feet of water, 25 emergency workers stand and watch because they aren’t “trained” to go in water. If only he was behind on his taxes, somebody from the revenue office would have jumped in and at least saved his wallet. Get a load of how many people it takes to not rescue one man:

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After 35 year career writing software for IBM mainframes, am now self-employed contractor thinking of joining a union and striking for higher wages. Cured morbid fear of heights when I learned to look at them as lengths standing on end. Uncompromising in refusal to accept browser cookies. Amateur investor who has accumulated a small fortune in the market after starting out years ago with a large one. For recreation, I run, hike, kayak and play tennis but will not consider synchronized swimming under any circumstances.
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