“There’s a lot of ridicule and jokes going around about this thing,” said Barbara Kenley, the owner of the horse.
C’mon, Barbara, what do you expect when the headline to the story is, “South Carolina man gets 3 years in prison for sex with horse.”
We’ll start this off with a few punch lines. Feel free to add your own in the comments section.
Punch line #1: “Well, he always said he was a stud.”
Punch line #2: “Horry County? It happened in Horry County?”
Punch line #3: “The horse is in stable condition.”
Punch line #4: “You need to learn to listen. What I said was, ‘If you need sex that badly, find yourself some whores.'”
Punch line #5: This gives a whole new meaning to the term “jockeying for position.”
Punch line #6: That’s not what I meant, the riding instructor insisted, when I said, “Mount your horse.”
Your turn.
NOTE: The video clip has absolutely nothing to do with this story. But, it involves a man and a horse and makes us laugh.
Source: Associated Press
