Weekly Gabfest 7/24/17. Type ’em if you got ’em.

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poppajoe49
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Satan doesn’t need her help.

Red Robster
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And in Detrotistan, four of the eight people running for mayor are convicted felons..the democrap party of the future…

http://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/local/detroit-city/2017/08/02/half-detroit-mayoral-candidates-felony-convictions/104244406/

poppajoe49
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More proof that felonies are a resume’ enhancer for Democrats.

flashingscotsman
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Those will likely be the winners.

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Red Robster
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Yoink

MGAP
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Red Robster
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It’s Texas y’all.

JPTravis
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This is kind of fun to watch. One site calls it “Every TED talk ever.” Watch it as you imagine nincompoop billionaire Bill Gates on the stage.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZBKX-6Gz6A

RGB
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OMG, yes! And if you don’t log into YouTube in order to watch this link, the video titles for the “up next” on the right-hand column are funny as hell, proving exactly what this presentation was saying. LOL! (If you log in, you will get a bunch of suggested videos based more on your previous watch history, which makes the results ineffective.)

Good post. Thanks for the laugh!

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KimmyQueen
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We all know the media is biased as heck…

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KimmyQueen
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Oh shit…. *burn baby burn*

RIP Nicole Brown and Ron Goldman

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Red Robster
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poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
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Why does this page keep trying to make a URL be HTTPS?

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Red Robster
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Yoinked from Mike Rowe’s fb page:
“My Father’s Prostate is Trending

I just wanted to take a moment and thank you all for contributing nearly 5,000 worthwhile suggestions for upcoming episodes of Returning the Favor. However, when I sat down to express my thanks, I noticed my father’s prostate was trending. Because this is a sentence I’ve never before typed, or a sentiment I’ve never before shared, I felt compelled to thank you for that as well.

Obviously, this is the result of my mother’s earlier text, which has made the rounds in fairly spectacular fashion. What’s most interesting though, is the call I just received from an organization determined to eliminate prostate cancer. Apparently, they’re producing some public service announcements to raise awareness about this particular malady, and wondered if I might like to participate.

Honestly – how much weirder can life get? Just when you think the country is about to tear itself in half, my mother misspells “prostrate,” the internet goes wild, and my Shher’s 85-year old compound tubuloalveolar exocrine gland unites the masses.

I have no idea if I’ll wind up in a prostate PSA as a result, but all things considered, I do think it’s time for a check up. And maybe, in the spirit of serendipity and synchronicity, I’ll film the whole thing and put it on Returning the Favor.

Should that actually come to pass – blame my mother…

Mike”

Remember men over 50, It’s a good idea to have your compound tubuloalveolar exocrine gland checked annually by a medical professional.

flashingscotsman
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My wife says she’s going to make the appointment for me when I get back to California.

Washington is looking better all the time.

Red Robster
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HA!

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Red Robster
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We don’t need another zero

Red Robster
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Hillary’s America: The Secret History of the Democratic Party (2016)

Ida B. Wells: [speaking of Henry Smith’s lynching] The lesson this teaches, which every Negro should ponder well, is that a Winchester rifle should have a place of honor in every black home!

Couldn’t afford a movie ticket so had to wait for it to make it to the public library. I am even more disgusted with demoncraps and proud to be Republican. I want so much to once more have a Republican as POTUS. Cruz 2020

JPTravis
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Every year I rent a vacation home for my family. With my children, spouses, and grandkids, it’s usually at least 13 people. It’s always a blast, my favorite thing of the year, but this time it was pretty tough on my daughter Casey. First her car went poop right before leaving town so they had to buy a new car right when they wanted money for vacation; then her husband had stomach flu for a day; then her middle child broke his leg jumping into the water; then her oldest child got the stomach flu… I walked up and gave her a hug on the last day and she just burst into tears. I had fun though and that’s all that matters.

Red Robster
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Didn’t realize you were a polygamist

KimmyQueen
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You are a cold hearted rich bitch… smh

JPTravis
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Everybody calls me “Bad Grandpa.” I don’t know why.

KimmyQueen
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Based on previous information I can guess

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From the daily timewaster..funny as hell if it is true..

This is hilarious: Sticky-fingered socialist Bernie Sanders is apparently stealing his neighbor’s Washington Post subscription, as any good socialist might do.
Don’t know if this is really true, but it should be.

A man living next to Sanders apparently called the Post to complain that he was hardly ever receiving his subscription. After an investigation into the matter, the paying customer realized that it was his neighbor, Senator Sanders, who was stealing the paper right from under his nose.
Bernie Sanders and his wife Jane when they are in Washington DC, live in this house on Capitol Hill, ok? Part of their vast real estate empire. They’re like wannabe Trumps with their real estate holdings.
The next-door neighbor…their neighbor on Capitol Hill called the Washington Post and told the Washington Post that they were cancelling their Washington Post subscription because their very expensive Sunday Post stopped showing up. Not there this week, last week, the week before, then it was there one week but the week before it wasn’t delivered, so I’m cancelling my subscription to the post because your delivery person never gets to me. I’m paying for it but it never gets to me.
The Washington Post said, “Please, do not cancel your subscription to the Washington Post. We will investigate with the delivery person and we will get back to you.”
So the Post investigated. They got back to the person cancelling their subscription to the Post and they said, “Listen, we talked to the delivery person. Our delivery person claims has seen you come out of your house again and again and grab the paper on Sunday mornings. Immediately as the paper delivery person delivers the paper, they’ve seen you come out of your house and pick up the newspaper. So, sir, you are lying to us.”
[The neighbor] said, “Oh, ok, I’ve been coming out and picking up the paper?”
“Yes, and we got a description from the delivery person. You are an older man with gray hair, balding, and little round glasses…”
And the guy said, “I’m like, you know, in my 50s and I’ve got a full head of dark hair. But, my neighbor is Bernie Sanders.”
And Bernie Sanders has been coming out every Sunday morning and stealing his next door neighbor’s Washington Post.

KimmyQueen
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Is this a joke? And why would the delivery person put the paper so close or essentially at Bernie’s house that he can pick it up handily? Shouldn’t the delivery person put it at the person’s door or on his garage or lawn? Weird.

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