WHITE HOUSE WEST WING EVACUATED DUE TO SMOKE. Nothing to see here, just a visit from Obama’s old Choom Gang buddies. All is well. Now where’s that case of Cheetos the White House Chef was supposed to bring?

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whiskeyriver
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You would think someone as smart as the Obummer would know how to bake Maui Wowee brownies. OOPS! I forgot. Moochell doesn’t allow brownies in the White House.

poppajoe49
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Except for her secret pig out stash.

deepthinker
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Must have been from the podium bursting into smoke from the lies that the carney barker has been telling lately.

GhostntheMachine
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Beat me, except I was gonna say his pants. Liar, Liar…

hisham
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Moochelle burning her hair in the curling iron?

Big Al
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Sounds like they may have conjured up a hell mouth.

Sidekick
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Choom Gang in town?

Navyvet2
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Just Jay Carneybarker blowing smoke up the asses of the Obama-adoring-asskissing-White-House-press-corps.

Joe Redfield
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Joe Biden playing with matches?

sifi
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Burning the Benghazi papers that weren’t redacted?

Progressive Hemrrhoid
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Progressive Hemrrhoid

Oh,oh, there goes Prez. Quagmire’s stash!!

Bonfire of the Absurdities
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Smoke? Maybe wood burning? Someone in the WH trying to THINK or something?

stinkfoot
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One of Øbama’s teleprompters committed suicide?

Ruben
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White House West Wing evacuated due to smoke.

No word on whether or not staff had time to grab all the mirrors on the way out.

poppajoe49
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They were practicing blowing smoke up our asses. After all, the UN gun ban is still on the table.

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