WHITE HOUSE WEST WING EVACUATED DUE TO SMOKE. Nothing to see here, just a visit from Obama’s old Choom Gang buddies. All is well. Now where’s that case of Cheetos the White House Chef was supposed to bring?

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whiskeyriver
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whiskeyriver
May 12, 2013 7:12 am

You would think someone as smart as the Obummer would know how to bake Maui Wowee brownies. OOPS! I forgot. Moochell doesn’t allow brownies in the White House.

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
May 12, 2013 9:02 am

Except for her secret pig out stash.

deepthinker
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deepthinker
May 11, 2013 10:51 am

Must have been from the podium bursting into smoke from the lies that the carney barker has been telling lately.

GhostntheMachine
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GhostntheMachine
May 11, 2013 11:26 am

Beat me, except I was gonna say his pants. Liar, Liar…

hisham
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hisham
May 11, 2013 10:38 am

Moochelle burning her hair in the curling iron?

Big Al
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Big Al
May 11, 2013 10:34 am

Sounds like they may have conjured up a hell mouth.

Sidekick
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Sidekick
May 11, 2013 10:16 am

Choom Gang in town?

Navyvet2
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Navyvet2
May 11, 2013 9:21 am

Just Jay Carneybarker blowing smoke up the asses of the Obama-adoring-asskissing-White-House-press-corps.

Joe Redfield
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Joe Redfield
May 11, 2013 7:10 am

Joe Biden playing with matches?

sifi
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sifi
May 11, 2013 7:07 am

Burning the Benghazi papers that weren’t redacted?

Progressive Hemrrhoid
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Progressive Hemrrhoid
May 11, 2013 7:05 am

Oh,oh, there goes Prez. Quagmire’s stash!!

Bonfire of the Absurdities
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May 11, 2013 7:01 am

Smoke? Maybe wood burning? Someone in the WH trying to THINK or something?

stinkfoot
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stinkfoot
May 11, 2013 6:57 am

One of Øbama’s teleprompters committed suicide?

Ruben
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Ruben
May 11, 2013 6:56 am

White House West Wing evacuated due to smoke.

No word on whether or not staff had time to grab all the mirrors on the way out.

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
May 12, 2013 4:29 am

They were practicing blowing smoke up our asses. After all, the UN gun ban is still on the table.

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