It wasn’t swine flu, it was wine flu

Wine flu symptoms include dizziness, upset stomach and a tendency to act stupid in public.

Fire and rescue units rushed two passengers off a flight from Mexico that landed at Baltimore-Washington International Thurgood Marshall Airport on Tuesday night.

AirTran Airways Flight 85 from Cancun, Mexico radioed ahead that the two men had fevers and were sick to their stomachs. It was feared that they had the swine flu.

Luckily, it turned out they were suffering not from the swine flu, but the wine flu. In other words, they’d each had too much to drink while partying south of the border.

Last time we were in Cancun, the wine flu seemed to be an epidemic. Especially around the swimming pool.

Source: WTOP.com