Let’s get right to the point. Because nothing we could write could possibly be funnier than the sound of Britney Spears singing without a music track.
In fact, there are lots of things we’d rather hear before we have to listen to Britney sing again.
For example, the hideous screeching of a she devil giving birth. The mournful wailing of a coyote whose leg is caught in trap. The sound of lunatic eating his own tongue.
But we’re feeling charitable today, so let’s just say, “Ladies and gentlemen, here’s Britney Spears.”
Learn to use the space bar. Seriously. Aside from that your mind, while warped, seems to at least process information. You should be able to find some work and then be able to buy a cell phone for your ‘emergencyR 17; needs. If you have enough time to type...
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LEAVE…[sniff!] Jessica Simpson…[sob]…ALONE!
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She would never make it on American Idol.
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Awful!
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Nice to know that to Britney my son working his a$$ off in Iraq is “adorable”. Just shows how desperate for entertainment the military is?!
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