Let’s get right to the point. Because nothing we could write could possibly be funnier than the sound of Britney Spears singing without a music track.
In fact, there are lots of things we’d rather hear before we have to listen to Britney sing again.
For example, the hideous screeching of a she devil giving birth. The mournful wailing of a coyote whose leg is caught in trap. The sound of lunatic eating his own tongue.
But we’re feeling charitable today, so let’s just say, “Ladies and gentlemen, here’s Britney Spears.”
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LEAVE…[sniff!] Jessica Simpson…[sob]…ALONE!
She would never make it on American Idol.
Awful!
Nice to know that to Britney my son working his a$$ off in Iraq is “adorable”. Just shows how desperate for entertainment the military is?!