Studliest president in history throws like a girl

President Obama throws like a girl. He can’t pitch at the Major League Baseball all-star game, and he threw like a girl trying to dunk Rahm Emnauel at Congressional Picnic.

President Obama is supposed to throw out the first pitch at this month’s major league baseball all-star game. But based on the way he threw at the recent White House Tax-and-Spend, Cap-and-Trade, Luau-and-Funfest, that first pitch video could become an instant YouTube classic.

The studliest president in history and Obama throws like a girl.

7/15/09 Update: Turns out Barack Obama pitched like a girl at the Major League Baseball All Star Game as well. We hear Fox didn’t show the pitch landing due to Obama’s media request since he didn’t want to be embarrassed on TV.

7/15/09 Update II: We found a video that shows where the pitch actually landed. Sorry Fox, your protection of him did not work.

We’ve also published a related article on this: First pitch at all-star game symbolic of Obama’s presidency: It came up a bit short.

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