Wilt Chamberlain had nothing on Jocko Besne. Wilt claimed to have had sex with 20,000 women, but Jocko fathered 400,000 offspring before dying this month. Jocko was probably Republican, since not one of those offspring was sired with a mistress during a presidential campaign or born after a weiner-Tweeting frenzy.

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Big Al March 15, 2012 at 3:59 am

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Jocko, you will be missed. Love, MOOchelle.

J.P. Travis March 15, 2012 at 8:53 am

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No wonder she doesn’t believe in meat anymore. Jocko’s dead.

KW Willy March 15, 2012 at 11:35 am

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Good one, Big Al!! bwwaaahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

Ruben March 15, 2012 at 7:16 am

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Oh, to have a bull market again like this guy had!

GhostntheMachine March 15, 2012 at 9:18 am

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“…his body is to be sent to Paris’ natural history museum where his prowess will be studied.”

Can’t they let the poor guy rest in peace? Sheesh.