99 texting acronyms you (and every other parent) should know

by editor on June 11, 2009

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Texting, instant messaging and chat rooms use a strange, new language that’s filled with abbreviations and acronyms designed to quickly communicate and easily disguise a myriad of sex and drug terminology. It’s beyond the comprehension of most adults.

Some of the abbreviations and acronyms have been created so that kids can continue their conversation with friends while a parent is watching over their shoulder, confident the old folks are clueless. For example, if you saw your daughter sending the text message, “PAW GYPO & Ill GNOC later” would you know she just scheduled a time for a naked video camera session after you go to bed for the night? And what’s more frightening than not knowing when your 13-year old keyed LMIRL in a chat room, it meant “Let’s meet in real life?”

So here you go. Here’s the Rosetta Stone of texting/chatting/emailing. A comprehensive guide to acronyms, abbreviations, phrases and lingo to look for on your kid’s phone or computer. Some are outright disgusting and we hope you never see your kids use them. Others are harmless on their own but still important to know in context.

If you feel guilty taking a peek at your little darling’s computer and phone, remember one thing: You paid for them.

LOLTWOM (Laughing out loud, they won’t outsmart me).

Warning: many of these terms are offensive

Texting Abbreviations, Acronyms and other lingo

  • 8 = Oral sex
  • 9 = Parent is watching
  • 99 = Parent no longer watching
  • 143 = I love you
  • 182 = I hate you
  • 459 = I love you
  • 831 = I love you
  • 1174 = Nude club
  • 420 = Marijuana
  • 4Q = F*** You
  • ADR = Address
  • AITR = Adult in the room
  • ASL = Age/Sex/Location
  • Banana = Penis
  • BJ = Blow job
  • BOB = Battery operated boyfriend
  • CBF = Can’t be f***ed
  • CBJ = Covered blow job
  • CD9 or Code 9 = Parents are around
  • CYT = See you tomorrow
  • DURS = Damn you’re sexy
  • DUM = Do you masturbate?
  • DUSL = Do you scream loud?
  • F2F = Face to face
  • FAH = F**king A hot
  • FB = F*** buddy
  • FBI = Female Body Inspector
  • FILF = Father I’d like to F***
  • FMLTWIA = F*** Me Like The Whore I Am
  • FMUTA = F*** Me Up The A**
  • FO = F*** Off
  • FOL = Fond of leather
  • FWB = Friends with benefits
  • GAP = Got a pic?
  • GNOC = Get naked On cam
  • GYPO = Get your pants off
  • H4Y = Hot for you
  • I%I = Intercourse and inebriation
  • F/IB = In the front or in the back
  • IIT = Is it tight?
  • ILF/MD = I love female/male dominance
  • IMEZRU = I am easy, are you?
  • IWSN = I want sex now
  • ILU = I love you
  • IPN = I’m posting naked
  • ITS = Intense text sex
  • JAFO = Just another f***ing onlooker
  • J/O = Jerking off
  • JEOMK = Just ejaculated on my keyboard
  • KFY or K4Y = Kiss for you
  • Kitty = Vagina
  • KPC = Keeping parents clueless
  • KWSTA = Kiss with serious tongue action
  • LB?W/C = Like bondage? Whips or chains
  • LF = Let’s f***
  • LHOS = Let’s have online sex
  • LHSO = Let’s have sex online
  • LKITR = Little kid in the room
  • LMIRL = Let’s meet in real life
  • LY* or LU* = Anything beginning with these are forms of I love you
  • M4C = Meet for coffee
  • MorF = Male or female
  • MOOS = Member of the opposite sex
  • MOFO = Mother f***er
  • MOS = Mom over shoulder
  • MILF = Mother I’d like to f***
  • MIRL = Meet in real life
  • MOS = Mom Over Shoulder
  • MPFB = My personal f*** buddy
  • MSNUW = Miniskirt no underwear
  • MA = mature audience
  • NIFOC = Nude in front of the computer
  • NSFW = Not safe for work
  • OLL = Online love
  • P911 = Parent alert
  • PAL = Parents are listening
  • PAW = Parents are watching
  • PIR = Parent in room
  • PBB = Parent behind back
  • PLOS = Parents looking over shoulder
  • POM = Parent over my shoulder
  • POS = Parent over shoulder or piece Of sh**
  • PRW = Parents are watching
  • PRON = Porn
  • Q2C = Quick To cum
  • RU/18 = Are you over 18?
  • RUH = Are you horny?
  • RYO = Roll your own
  • S2R = Send to receive (photo)
  • SorG = Straight or gay
  • STM = Spank the monkey
  • TAW = Teachers are watching
  • TDTM = Talk dirty to me
  • TTA = Tap that ass
  • WYFM = Would you f*** me?
  • WYCM = Will you call me?
  • WYRN = What’s your real name?
  • WUF = Where you from?
  • XTC = Ecstasy

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