Ancient Extinct Lizard Named After President Obama We would have guessed that Obamadon caused the mass dinosaur die-off because it overtaxed them and made them all sign up for Obamadoncare. When you can’t afford food and have to wait for death panels to decide your fate, the end result will be chillingly similar.

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KimmyQueen
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I wish Obamie was extinct.

Not so silent
Member

Too bad it’s extinct, Obama could force feed it coffe beans and charge 100 dollars a cup for Obama/lizard poo coffee…..Liberals everywhere would lap it up.

Elrond Hubbard
Member

Naming a reptile after Obama, how appropriate.

poppajoe49
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They named a lizard “Worthless Asshole”?

Big Al
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Lol! Yeah but it is Latin so it sounds regal.

sifi
Member

The Bible refers to Satan as the ancient serpent. In the Book of Genesis, the Serpent is portrayed as a deceptive creature or trickster, who promotes as good what God had forbidden, and shows particular cunning in its deception. Befitting.

Big Al
Member

No species deserves that.

Missile Command
Member

So ancient reptiles were golf players too. Amazing.

RobertW
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xgman
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Did they find the lizard in israel?

sa_rose
Member

I thought you were off to VA? Please don’t let the screen door slap you in the butt as you leave.

Elrond Hubbard
Member

No, they found it in your ass.

Not so silent
Member

They guy needs to have his journey here at IHTM come to an end with the help of Mr Editor or Mr. Administrator since it is obvious he is a racist Jew hater.

poppajoe49
Member

Maybe, but he hasn’t really stepped over the line yet, he’s more of an asshole than anything else. Mitch he isn’t. If he reaches that level of vitriol, then we will see him disappear.

RobertW
Member

swing heil!

it don’t mean a thing if it ain’t got that swing.
Do wah do wah do wow!

😀

sa_rose
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RobertW
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liked and listed! ty for posting!

bie mir bis du schoen with an umlaut. 😀

woo hoo! aww dangit, the cut the ending… cruel

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngmV3wz2vSg

GhostntheMachine
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Do you copy & paste these or type them all by yourself?

JPTravis
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Maybe they can recover enough DNA to clone the little bugger. Then we can milk him and make lizard cream for our elephant poop coffee.

RobertW
Member

dangit, gave you an up thumb.

lizards don’t produce milk! and I don’t want nothing to do with gettin cream from a lizard, i’m sure that there are individuals more inclined to be hands on in the breeding sense, but, naw man, that ain’t my job man. 😀

JPTravis
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Hey, that was 65 million years ago. Lizards were into all kinds of stuff back then.

RobertW
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yeah yeah, next you’ll be tellin’ me about poisonous birds and mammals.

flashingscotsman
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Or plants that eat live insects.

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