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Novak Djokovic buys entire world supply of donkey cheese. The number one tennis player now has a monopoly on coagulated equine mammary fluid – at $576/pound – which he plans to feature in his “soon-to-open chain of restaurants.” Rumor has it there’s nothing better than ass cheese omelet with a cup of elephant poop coffee.

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Navyvet2
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“Novak Djokovic buys entire world supply of donkey cheese”
This is just one more thing I don’t give a damn about. He is welcome to it. But, they should tax the hell out of it. Anybody that would buy this, wouldnt care.

flashingscotsman
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I’d like to give it a try, but obviously can’t afford enough to be able to taste it.

RobertW
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unless…

smokehouse bacon flavored pig cheese? FRIED!

flashingscotsman
Member

I’ll never get any work done if I keep thinking about how good that would be.

KimmyQueen
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OMG that is so something I need to get…

poppajoe49
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Robert, don’t just put that out there without giving us a link to it!

drb
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drb
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RobertW
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not quite what i had in mind…

cheese would need to be mozz, i think, if it could be aged with fried bacon bits inside, wrapped in a bacon shell, ooooh,,, stuffed into a Relleno then beer-batter dip and deep fry til golden brown, in bacon grease.

can mozz be made out of pig milk?

drb
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RobertW
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with country gravy, yes ma’am that looks right nice, thank ya.

drb
Member

yeah, I thought that looked really good too

poppajoe49
Member

Thank you sweetheart! I knew there was a reason I have the hots for you!
Too bad we’re unavailable.

flashingscotsman
Member

Oh, good. I just ate breakfast, and now I’m hungry again.

CO2Insanity
Admin

OINK!!!

poppajoe49
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CO2Insanity
Admin

Yuo can rinse with – http://www.bakonvodka.com/

RobertW
Member

I knew there was a reason I have the hots for you!
Oh, good. I just ate breakfast, and now I’m hungry again.

I gotta start hangin out with a better class of plane.

ROFL

:d

KimmyQueen
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Damn!!! Where have you been all my life…? Especially college and you were my midnight snack?

JPTravis
Member

“Damn!!! Where have you been all my life…?”

First Karmaa, now you?

RobertW
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JP

unstupid.

LOL

(edit) 18 mins after the hour, jp needs 2×4 adjustment. pfpfpfpttttttttt. ROFLMBO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Si9Xvnp8K8

(edit2) 08 mins. soz
back to reglar programming.

KimmyQueen
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Boy, I so was not talking to you!

RobertW
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KimmyQueen December 13, 2012 at 4:09 pm

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Boy, I so was not talking to you!

oh yeah?
then who????
i keek hees wait,… was you talking bout drb? she’s a chick, chick.

pray keep up lass. you’re confusin us

poppajoe49
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She was talking to drb. Hmmmmm, mind working overtime!

RobertW
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i know right poppaj?

*edit*
drb response towards: oh yeah? prove it!!!

edit dos esta los videos mas verdad, este no?
otre vous… dangit is this videos of tu senoritas con chili wooo hooool]

soz, hi?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYNoQZ5djUA

every time i see you i drool

what the blob said to steve mcqueen.

lol what bacon?

drb
Member

All y’all is crazy…she was talking about the deep fried bacon wrapped mozzarella sticks!

Damn if I don’t got all y’all droolin’ on that one! Here’s a na’kin.

poppajoe49
Member

Every time I see you I drool.

drb
Member

good thing you never “see” me then! LOL 😀

KimmyQueen
Guest

You people are all nuts! I was OBVIOUSLY talking about the bacon mozarella sticks DUH!!!

poppajoe49
Member

Boo-Hoo 🙁

JPTravis
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“I was OBVIOUSLY talking about the bacon mozarella sticks”

That’s not code for me?

drb
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See, told y’all it was the bacon mozzarella sticks. Men, I swear they are always acting like such, uhm, er, well…men, I guess

drb
Member

Geez, JP, do you think every woman here wants to flirt with you? 🙄

drb
Member

Oh, Poppa, stop, you silly man.

RobertW
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oh la dr b
learn to edit ya silly wa… um… yank. yeah, of the denim kind.

Pfpfpfpttttttttttt. boo

(edit)
RC! whre’s the cross on the donkey eh?
eye in lassed astids.

I was responding to different posts so I left each response seperate so people would know, clearly where each response began and ended, rather than having them all lumped together, confusing people.

yeah, um, good luck with that. :X drb ma’am,i’m askin ya kindly plz relax on my first name.
I’m Robert. ty ma’am.
😡 chrerry mismastiempo natividado feliz navidad

drb
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I know how to edit Lyonal. I was responding to different posts so I left each response seperate so people would know, clearly where each response began and ended, rather than having them all lumped together, confusing people.

poppajoe49
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No JP, bacon mozzarella sticks is code for me. The resident Italian pig. 😉

RobertW
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and poppaj not frank sinatra, his expostulations of purtrescence to the contrary.
knot width standing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGuCvFdrWPg

KimmyQueen
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“That’s not code for me?”

Erm… no… and I truly hope not, as mozarella sticks aren’t uhm… big if you catch my drift.

In any case, I was talking about the mozarella sticks you pervert!!!!

RobertW
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JPattitude.com
ppl wanna know
pi pl juana no
say bwana she no home

enquiring minds demand:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMe_i8PcObI

drb
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CO2Insanity
Admin

I’m going to corner the supply on imported Tibetian organic Yak butter myself.

RobertW
Member

they lost me at brie.

JPTravis
Member

Hah! I call your bluff, hoaxy woman!

drb
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I provided the link, if you don’t choose to believe it’s then that’s on you. And yes I realise that porcorino, is made with different typs of milk in different regions, sheep milk and sometimes half sheep milk and half cow milk…I guess people use what they have available to them

Karmaa
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Well, Mr. Travis… in defense of my friend here, she called your bluff, but I am going to raise you one. How about cheese from HUMAN milk? (excuse me as I gag) Yep… here it is: http://tinyurl.com/69a6bbz

This goes back to the elephant poop post, where I complained about “food artists” who insist on eating the most revolting things, charging a fortune for them, and somehow convincing the hoi-polloi that it’s delicious. Blech!

poppajoe49
Member

However, if human milk was so bad, why would babies drink it?
There must be something to it.

JPTravis
Member

I think you better read that link again, drb – it’s a gag link. They admit it down in the comments. Hah.

JPTravis
Member

Karmaa: “How about cheese from HUMAN milk?”

Are you flirting with me?

flashingscotsman
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Here’s the cheese I’m not going to try.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casu_marzu

Question is, white wine, or red?

RobertW
Member

Here’s the cheese I’m not going to try
I’m not gonna try.
Hey! Let’s get Ghostie.
he won’t eat it, he hates everything.

drb
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JP, LifeInItaly.com is a real online magazine, not much different than say southernliving.com

The neither an editor nor a contibutor to the online magazine admitted to any such thing. Only a random poster with a disqus account. Sorry but a random post in the comments section means nothing, especially when s/he offered no proof…Kinda like when Derrick (or whatever his name is) responds to one of your JP’s moment of common sense over on JPAttitude.com…that’s JPAttitude.com…maybe folks *shouldn’t* stop on by, at least until JP get’s his common sense back. 😛

drb
Member

Karmaa: “How about cheese from HUMAN milk?”

Are you flirting with me?

Dream on JP

JPTravis
Member

Well, one wonders, if one thinks about it, where one might get cheese made from human milk, so one asks. That’s all.

Karmaa
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JP – That was not an offer, but yes – I was totally flirting with you 😉

drb
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We’ve had enough fake stories today, Karmaa. 🙂

RobertW
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JPTravis
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“Ok – We admit it! The Porcorino article was a joke! The cheese does not really exist since it is almost impossible to milk pigs and therefore to produce cheese from the milk.”

That doesn’t sound like a random poster. That sounds like one of the people who wrote the article. You have to admit, milking a pig sounds more like a joke than reality.

drb
Member

Where was that? I swear I have read the article and re-read it and read it again. I see nothing like that anywhere. And I know you well enough to know you woulnd’t just make that up, but where is it? Obviously you are seeing something I’m not.

here’s another one but I’m not so sure I trust a site called “boing boing” LOL

http://boingboing.net/2012/07/25/pigs-milk-and-other-difficu.html

and here’s another one

http://www.encyclopediaofarkansas.net/encyclopedia/entry-detail.aspx?entryID=7347

RobertW
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brie is the clue i tells ya, ppl actually are reduced to eatin that stuff, with xtra enzymes looks like.

that there prodigal son springs to mind for some reason.
eatin the food the pigs ate? maybe metaphor suckin the teat of the (ceremonially unclean beast)

just thinkin..

KimmyQueen
Guest

“Karmaa: “How about cheese from HUMAN milk?”

Are you flirting with me?”

Ah-ha that was hilarious!

drb
Member

OK, JP, now that I’m on my home ‘puter instead of the one at work, I see 10 comments instead of just 4! LOL (thought my dylexia had reached new heights ther for a bit!) And I will point out that the user name of the comment is Paolo, which (coincidentally) happens to be the same as the first name of the founder of lifeinitaly.com. Now, why in the world would he put out a fake story and ruin his credibility hince forth and there after?

JPTravis
Member

Well, maybe he was just in a weird mood. He did leave some clues to his levity in the article, like misspelling the cheese type “porcorino” instead of the correct “pecorino.”

RobertW
Member

now cut that out!

KimmyQueen
Guest

Gurl!!!! uhm uhm uhm uhm…

drb
Member

I know, right….

RobertW
Member

alright, so get with the sammiches already.

shee sh

sa_rose
Member

drb? Where are you? HEEEEELLLLP!!!!!!!

JPTravis
Member

She’s cutting the cheese.

drb
Member

Excuse me. LOL

What’s that JP? Your resume to be my personal fart smeller? Sorry but I’m not hiring with the current economy like it is.

JPTravis
Member

Oh, I need a resume now? I worked for the federal government for three years, that should be a point in my favor.

drb
Member

OH! you used to be a government employee…no wonder you think being a fart smeller would be a step up.

JPTravis
Member

You have no idea. I saw things that haunt me.

drb
Member

I have no doubt that you did.

RobertW
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unisex restrooms?

ooddballz
Member

You have no idea. I saw things that haunt me.

Pelosi in person?

ARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGH, brain bleach.

RobertW
Member

Pelosi’s sex?

sa_rose
Member

EEEEEWWWWWWWWW!

JPTravis
Member

No, but I did meet a personal aide to Harry Reid. He was attending a meeting for Harry. I think that happens a lot. I don’t think Harry actually does anything anymore except parrot what his aides tell him to say and vote the way his aides tell him to vote. I suspect old Harry is too senile to function anywhere near 100%.

drb
Member

AAA, let’um run their traps, Rose…just means they ain’t got anything more interesting to play with to keep themselves otherwise entertained.

sa_rose
Member

So true. But when I’m the only one here it gets lonely!

RobertW
Member

SEXIST!

drb
Member

Hello there monkey face.

RobertW
Member

Howdy!

flashingscotsman
Member

Cool hat, though.

RobertW
Member

Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaank
yew.

RobertW
Member

breathtaking.

and the trench coat… marble bench… wow…

hard job huh?

Alien
Member

sweet jebus.. .
really like that asian fire dancer too

flashingscotsman
Member

Hey, somebody’s got to do it. I really have to bite my tongue when shooting these pics, to keep from admitting that I’d do it for free. I can’t believe they pay me.

sa_rose
Member

I don’t ever want to hear how har. . . er difficult your job is!

RobertW
Member

HA!

u keel me

JPTravis
Member

Breast milk shortage in California and donkey cheese monopoly in Serbia at the same time? Coincidence?

http://sacramento.cbslocal.com/2012/12/10/shortage-of-breast-milk-leads-to-unique-donation-drive-in-sacramento/

RobertW
Member

udderly outrageous.

JPTravis
Member

I’m just trying to stay abreast of the news.

flashingscotsman
Member

I’ll be in Sacramento Friday. I’ll check out the breast situation and report back.

RobertW
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Hooter ya reckon will gain the most from this industry?

JPTravis
Member

The boobs and gland-handers.

RobertW
Member

speaking of over the shoulder boulder HOLDER…
smeg

flashingscotsman
Member

Ha! The girl I’m going to Sacramento to do a shoot with just happens to be a triple “D” kind of model.

JPTravis
Member

She has three of them?

RobertW
Member

hand mouth hand

flashingscotsman
Member

I’ll check.

RobertW
Member

oh, where’s drb?
he he he

pink Floyd
Member

Where’s John?!?!? I figured he’d be the first to whine about how corporate greed was abusing the donkeys for profit or maybe that Ron Paul could audit the donkey cheese reserve.

RobertW
Member

don’t you worry never fear
jccrowley will soon be here.

pink Floyd
Member

Until then I’ll do it for him…If you had voted for Ron Paul these atrocities would not be happening!!!

ASS CHEESE BELONGS TO THE PEOPLE!!!

flashingscotsman
Member

You had to go there, didn’t you?

pink Floyd
Member

Floyd, Daring to go where no man has gone before.

drb
Member

I’m right here darlin’

Joe Redfield
Guest

He can have it.

RobertW
Member

let’s strike back w/vennison, buffalo, otter, beaver cheeses. 🙂

JPTravis
Member

You are a cheese warmonger.

RobertW
Member

*ahem* (superciliously) One prefers the term entrepreneur.

lol i spelled entrepreneur correctly the first time, lol how bout that?

poppajoe49
Member

I’ll stick with plain old boring cow cheese.

flashingscotsman
Member

Give me goat cheese, or give me dea,….ok, maybe that’s a little out there. I’d eat donkey cheese. But I don’t understand why it costs so much. Donkeys aren’t rare, or difficult to raise.

JPTravis
Member

“But I don’t understand why it costs so much. Donkeys aren’t rare, or difficult to raise.”

But trying to milk one is just burro-ing trouble.

RobertW
Member

i give you an 8
but the ass a 9

CO2Insanity
Admin

I hope that’s a female donkey he’s milking…

RobertW
Member

all this co2’s driving dronging driven u insane in de brain.

(edit)
THE DONKEY
G.K. Chesterton

When fishes flew and forests walked
And figs grew upon thorn,
Some moment when the moon was blood
Then surely I was born;

With monstrous head and sickening cry
And ears like errant wings,
The devil’s walking parody
On all four-footed things.

The tattered outlaw of the earth,
Of ancient crooked will;
Starve, scourge, deride me: I am dumb,
I keep my secret still.

Fools! For I also had my hour;
One far fierce hour and sweet:
There was a shout about my ears,
And palms before my feet.

not much for idolizing angels, but the story remains. I believe it occurred just as it is recorded.comment image

RobertW
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A Man and his son were once going with their Donkey to market. As they were walking along by its side a countryman passed them and said: “You fools, what is a Donkey for but to ride upon?”

So the Man put the Boy on the Donkey and they went on their way. But soon they passed a group of men, one of whom said: “See that lazy youngster, he lets his father walk while he rides.”
So the Man ordered his Boy to get off, and got on himself. But they hadn’t gone far when they passed two women, one of whom said to the other: “Shame on that lazy lout to let his poor little son trudge along.”

Well, the Man didn’t know what to do, but at last he took his Boy up before him on the Donkey. By this time they had come to the town, and the passers-by began to jeer and point at them. The Man stopped and asked what they were scoffing at. The men said: “Aren’t you ashamed of yourself for overloading that poor donkey of yoursu and your hulking son?”

The Man and Boy got off and tried to think what to do. They thought and they thought, till at last they cut down a pole, tied the donkey’s feet to it, and raised the pole and the donkey to their shoulders. They went along amid the laughter of all who met them till they came to Market Bridge, when the Donkey, getting one of his feet loose, kicked out and caused the Boy to drop his end of the pole. In the struggle the Donkey fell over the bridge, and his fore-feet being tied together he was drowned.
That will teach you,” said an old man who had followed them:

“Please all, and you will please none.”

Aesop

JPTravis
Member

Didn’t the donkey drown because the scorpion stung him?

RobertW
Member

that was a frog, i think. or friar tuck?

JPTravis
Member

If it was a male donkey, they would call it jack cheese.

sifi
Member

If they fed it Jalapenos it would be pepper jack cheese.

Progressive Hemrrhoid
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Progressive Hemrrhoid

Gives yet another definition to the term “Getting a piece of ass”

RobertW
Member

analassis gold.

poppajoe49
Member

LOL, I see what you did there.

Trickie
Member

And a burro churro for dessert