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Novak Djokovic buys entire world supply of donkey cheese. The number one tennis player now has a monopoly on coagulated equine mammary fluid – at $576/pound – which he plans to feature in his “soon-to-open chain of restaurants.” Rumor has it there’s nothing better than ass cheese omelet with a cup of elephant poop coffee.

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Navyvet2
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“Novak Djokovic buys entire world supply of donkey cheese”
This is just one more thing I don’t give a damn about. He is welcome to it. But, they should tax the hell out of it. Anybody that would buy this, wouldnt care.

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flashingscotsman
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I’d like to give it a try, but obviously can’t afford enough to be able to taste it.

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RobertW
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unless…

smokehouse bacon flavored pig cheese? FRIED!

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poppajoe49
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Robert, don’t just put that out there without giving us a link to it!

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drb
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drb
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KimmyQueen
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Gurl!!!! uhm uhm uhm uhm…

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drb
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I know, right….

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RobertW
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alright, so get with the sammiches already.

shee sh

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RobertW
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not quite what i had in mind…

cheese would need to be mozz, i think, if it could be aged with fried bacon bits inside, wrapped in a bacon shell, ooooh,,, stuffed into a Relleno then beer-batter dip and deep fry til golden brown, in bacon grease.

can mozz be made out of pig milk?

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drb
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They do make cheese out of pig milk

http://www.lifeinitaly.com/food/raresttuscancheese.asp

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JPTravis
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“Ok – We admit it! The Porcorino article was a joke! The cheese does not really exist since it is almost impossible to milk pigs and therefore to produce cheese from the milk.”

That doesn’t sound like a random poster. That sounds like one of the people who wrote the article. You have to admit, milking a pig sounds more like a joke than reality.

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RobertW
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now cut that out!

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JPTravis
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Well, maybe he was just in a weird mood. He did leave some clues to his levity in the article, like misspelling the cheese type “porcorino” instead of the correct “pecorino.”

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drb
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OK, JP, now that I’m on my home ‘puter instead of the one at work, I see 10 comments instead of just 4! LOL (thought my dylexia had reached new heights ther for a bit!) And I will point out that the user name of the comment is Paolo, which (coincidentally) happens to be the same as the first name of the founder of lifeinitaly.com. Now, why in the world would he put out a fake story and ruin his credibility hince forth and there after?

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KimmyQueen
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“Karmaa: “How about cheese from HUMAN milk?”

Are you flirting with me?”

Ah-ha that was hilarious!

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RobertW
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brie is the clue i tells ya, ppl actually are reduced to eatin that stuff, with xtra enzymes looks like.

that there prodigal son springs to mind for some reason.
eatin the food the pigs ate? maybe metaphor suckin the teat of the (ceremonially unclean beast)

just thinkin..

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drb
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Where was that? I swear I have read the article and re-read it and read it again. I see nothing like that anywhere. And I know you well enough to know you woulnd’t just make that up, but where is it? Obviously you are seeing something I’m not.

here’s another one but I’m not so sure I trust a site called “boing boing” LOL

http://boingboing.net/2012/07/25/pigs-milk-and-other-difficu.html

and here’s another one

http://www.encyclopediaofarkansas.net/encyclopedia/entry-detail.aspx?entryID=7347

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JPTravis
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Hah! I call your bluff, hoaxy woman!

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RobertW
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drb
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We’ve had enough fake stories today, Karmaa. 🙂

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Karmaa
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JP – That was not an offer, but yes – I was totally flirting with you 😉

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JPTravis
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Well, one wonders, if one thinks about it, where one might get cheese made from human milk, so one asks. That’s all.

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drb
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Karmaa: “How about cheese from HUMAN milk?”

Are you flirting with me?

Dream on JP

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drb
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JP, LifeInItaly.com is a real online magazine, not much different than say southernliving.com

The neither an editor nor a contibutor to the online magazine admitted to any such thing. Only a random poster with a disqus account. Sorry but a random post in the comments section means nothing, especially when s/he offered no proof…Kinda like when Derrick (or whatever his name is) responds to one of your JP’s moment of common sense over on JPAttitude.com…that’s JPAttitude.com…maybe folks *shouldn’t* stop on by, at least until JP get’s his common sense back. 😛

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RobertW
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Here’s the cheese I’m not going to try
I’m not gonna try.
Hey! Let’s get Ghostie.
he won’t eat it, he hates everything.

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flashingscotsman
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Here’s the cheese I’m not going to try.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casu_marzu

Question is, white wine, or red?

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JPTravis
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Karmaa: “How about cheese from HUMAN milk?”

Are you flirting with me?

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JPTravis
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I think you better read that link again, drb – it’s a gag link. They admit it down in the comments. Hah.

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poppajoe49
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However, if human milk was so bad, why would babies drink it?
There must be something to it.

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Karmaa
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Well, Mr. Travis… in defense of my friend here, she called your bluff, but I am going to raise you one. How about cheese from HUMAN milk? (excuse me as I gag) Yep… here it is: http://tinyurl.com/69a6bbz

This goes back to the elephant poop post, where I complained about “food artists” who insist on eating the most revolting things, charging a fortune for them, and somehow convincing the hoi-polloi that it’s delicious. Blech!

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drb
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I provided the link, if you don’t choose to believe it’s then that’s on you. And yes I realise that porcorino, is made with different typs of milk in different regions, sheep milk and sometimes half sheep milk and half cow milk…I guess people use what they have available to them

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RobertW
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they lost me at brie.

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CO2Insanity
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I’m going to corner the supply on imported Tibetian organic Yak butter myself.

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drb
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KimmyQueen
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Damn!!! Where have you been all my life…? Especially college and you were my midnight snack?

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RobertW
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JPattitude.com
ppl wanna know
pi pl juana no
say bwana she no home

enquiring minds demand:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMe_i8PcObI

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KimmyQueen
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“That’s not code for me?”

Erm… no… and I truly hope not, as mozarella sticks aren’t uhm… big if you catch my drift.

In any case, I was talking about the mozarella sticks you pervert!!!!

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RobertW
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and poppaj not frank sinatra, his expostulations of purtrescence to the contrary.
knot width standing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGuCvFdrWPg

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poppajoe49
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No JP, bacon mozzarella sticks is code for me. The resident Italian pig. 😉

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drb
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I know how to edit Lyonal. I was responding to different posts so I left each response seperate so people would know, clearly where each response began and ended, rather than having them all lumped together, confusing people.

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RobertW
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oh la dr b
learn to edit ya silly wa… um… yank. yeah, of the denim kind.

Pfpfpfpttttttttttt. boo

(edit)
RC! whre’s the cross on the donkey eh?
eye in lassed astids.

I was responding to different posts so I left each response seperate so people would know, clearly where each response began and ended, rather than having them all lumped together, confusing people.

yeah, um, good luck with that. :X drb ma’am,i’m askin ya kindly plz relax on my first name.
I’m Robert. ty ma’am.
😡 chrerry mismastiempo natividado feliz navidad

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drb
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Oh, Poppa, stop, you silly man.

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drb
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Geez, JP, do you think every woman here wants to flirt with you? 🙄

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drb
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See, told y’all it was the bacon mozzarella sticks. Men, I swear they are always acting like such, uhm, er, well…men, I guess

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JPTravis
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“I was OBVIOUSLY talking about the bacon mozarella sticks”

That’s not code for me?

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poppajoe49
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Boo-Hoo 🙁

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KimmyQueen
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You people are all nuts! I was OBVIOUSLY talking about the bacon mozarella sticks DUH!!!

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drb
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good thing you never “see” me then! LOL 😀

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poppajoe49
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Every time I see you I drool.

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drb
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All y’all is crazy…she was talking about the deep fried bacon wrapped mozzarella sticks!

Damn if I don’t got all y’all droolin’ on that one! Here’s a na’kin.

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RobertW
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i know right poppaj?

*edit*
drb response towards: oh yeah? prove it!!!

edit dos esta los videos mas verdad, este no?
otre vous… dangit is this videos of tu senoritas con chili wooo hooool]

soz, hi?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYNoQZ5djUA

every time i see you i drool

what the blob said to steve mcqueen.

lol what bacon?

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poppajoe49
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She was talking to drb. Hmmmmm, mind working overtime!

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RobertW
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KimmyQueen December 13, 2012 at 4:09 pm

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Boy, I so was not talking to you!

oh yeah?
then who????
i keek hees wait,… was you talking bout drb? she’s a chick, chick.

pray keep up lass. you’re confusin us

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KimmyQueen
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Boy, I so was not talking to you!

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RobertW
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JP

unstupid.

LOL

(edit) 18 mins after the hour, jp needs 2×4 adjustment. pfpfpfpttttttttt. ROFLMBO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Si9Xvnp8K8

(edit2) 08 mins. soz
back to reglar programming.

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JPTravis
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“Damn!!! Where have you been all my life…?”

First Karmaa, now you?

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RobertW
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I knew there was a reason I have the hots for you!
Oh, good. I just ate breakfast, and now I’m hungry again.

I gotta start hangin out with a better class of plane.

ROFL

:d

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poppajoe49
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CO2Insanity
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Yuo can rinse with – http://www.bakonvodka.com/

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CO2Insanity
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OINK!!!

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RobertW
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with country gravy, yes ma’am that looks right nice, thank ya.

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flashingscotsman
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Oh, good. I just ate breakfast, and now I’m hungry again.

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poppajoe49
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Thank you sweetheart! I knew there was a reason I have the hots for you!
Too bad we’re unavailable.

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drb
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yeah, I thought that looked really good too

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KimmyQueen
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OMG that is so something I need to get…

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flashingscotsman
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I’ll never get any work done if I keep thinking about how good that would be.

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sa_rose
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drb? Where are you? HEEEEELLLLP!!!!!!!

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drb
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AAA, let’um run their traps, Rose…just means they ain’t got anything more interesting to play with to keep themselves otherwise entertained.

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sa_rose
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So true. But when I’m the only one here it gets lonely!

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RobertW
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SEXIST!

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drb
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Hello there monkey face.

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RobertW
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Howdy!

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flashingscotsman
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Cool hat, though.

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RobertW
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Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaank
yew.

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RobertW
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HA!

u keel me

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sa_rose
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I don’t ever want to hear how har. . . er difficult your job is!

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flashingscotsman
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Hey, somebody’s got to do it. I really have to bite my tongue when shooting these pics, to keep from admitting that I’d do it for free. I can’t believe they pay me.

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Alien
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sweet jebus.. .
really like that asian fire dancer too

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RobertW
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breathtaking.

and the trench coat… marble bench… wow…

hard job huh?

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JPTravis
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She’s cutting the cheese.

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drb
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Excuse me. LOL

What’s that JP? Your resume to be my personal fart smeller? Sorry but I’m not hiring with the current economy like it is.

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JPTravis
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Oh, I need a resume now? I worked for the federal government for three years, that should be a point in my favor.

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drb
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OH! you used to be a government employee…no wonder you think being a fart smeller would be a step up.

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JPTravis
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You have no idea. I saw things that haunt me.

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ooddballz
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You have no idea. I saw things that haunt me.

Pelosi in person?

ARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGH, brain bleach.

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JPTravis
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No, but I did meet a personal aide to Harry Reid. He was attending a meeting for Harry. I think that happens a lot. I don’t think Harry actually does anything anymore except parrot what his aides tell him to say and vote the way his aides tell him to vote. I suspect old Harry is too senile to function anywhere near 100%.

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RobertW
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Pelosi’s sex?

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sa_rose
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EEEEEWWWWWWWWW!

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RobertW
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unisex restrooms?

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drb
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I have no doubt that you did.

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JPTravis
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Breast milk shortage in California and donkey cheese monopoly in Serbia at the same time? Coincidence?

http://sacramento.cbslocal.com/2012/12/10/shortage-of-breast-milk-leads-to-unique-donation-drive-in-sacramento/

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RobertW
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udderly outrageous.

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JPTravis
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I’m just trying to stay abreast of the news.

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RobertW
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Hooter ya reckon will gain the most from this industry?

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JPTravis
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The boobs and gland-handers.

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RobertW
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speaking of over the shoulder boulder HOLDER…
smeg

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flashingscotsman
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Ha! The girl I’m going to Sacramento to do a shoot with just happens to be a triple “D” kind of model.

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JPTravis
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She has three of them?

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RobertW
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hand mouth hand

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flashingscotsman
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I’ll check.

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flashingscotsman
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I’ll be in Sacramento Friday. I’ll check out the breast situation and report back.

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RobertW
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oh, where’s drb?
he he he

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drb
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I’m right here darlin’

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pink Floyd
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Where’s John?!?!? I figured he’d be the first to whine about how corporate greed was abusing the donkeys for profit or maybe that Ron Paul could audit the donkey cheese reserve.

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RobertW
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don’t you worry never fear
jccrowley will soon be here.

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pink Floyd
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Until then I’ll do it for him…If you had voted for Ron Paul these atrocities would not be happening!!!

ASS CHEESE BELONGS TO THE PEOPLE!!!

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flashingscotsman
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You had to go there, didn’t you?

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pink Floyd
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Floyd, Daring to go where no man has gone before.

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Joe Redfield
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He can have it.

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RobertW
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let’s strike back w/vennison, buffalo, otter, beaver cheeses. 🙂

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poppajoe49
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I’ll stick with plain old boring cow cheese.

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flashingscotsman
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Give me goat cheese, or give me dea,….ok, maybe that’s a little out there. I’d eat donkey cheese. But I don’t understand why it costs so much. Donkeys aren’t rare, or difficult to raise.

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JPTravis
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“But I don’t understand why it costs so much. Donkeys aren’t rare, or difficult to raise.”

But trying to milk one is just burro-ing trouble.

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RobertW
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i give you an 8
but the ass a 9

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JPTravis
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You are a cheese warmonger.

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RobertW
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*ahem* (superciliously) One prefers the term entrepreneur.

lol i spelled entrepreneur correctly the first time, lol how bout that?

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CO2Insanity
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I hope that’s a female donkey he’s milking…

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JPTravis
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If it was a male donkey, they would call it jack cheese.

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sifi
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If they fed it Jalapenos it would be pepper jack cheese.

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RobertW
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all this co2’s driving dronging driven u insane in de brain.

(edit)
THE DONKEY
G.K. Chesterton

When fishes flew and forests walked
And figs grew upon thorn,
Some moment when the moon was blood
Then surely I was born;

With monstrous head and sickening cry
And ears like errant wings,
The devil’s walking parody
On all four-footed things.

The tattered outlaw of the earth,
Of ancient crooked will;
Starve, scourge, deride me: I am dumb,
I keep my secret still.

Fools! For I also had my hour;
One far fierce hour and sweet:
There was a shout about my ears,
And palms before my feet.

not much for idolizing angels, but the story remains. I believe it occurred just as it is recorded.comment image

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RobertW
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A Man and his son were once going with their Donkey to market. As they were walking along by its side a countryman passed them and said: “You fools, what is a Donkey for but to ride upon?”

So the Man put the Boy on the Donkey and they went on their way. But soon they passed a group of men, one of whom said: “See that lazy youngster, he lets his father walk while he rides.”
So the Man ordered his Boy to get off, and got on himself. But they hadn’t gone far when they passed two women, one of whom said to the other: “Shame on that lazy lout to let his poor little son trudge along.”

Well, the Man didn’t know what to do, but at last he took his Boy up before him on the Donkey. By this time they had come to the town, and the passers-by began to jeer and point at them. The Man stopped and asked what they were scoffing at. The men said: “Aren’t you ashamed of yourself for overloading that poor donkey of yoursu and your hulking son?”

The Man and Boy got off and tried to think what to do. They thought and they thought, till at last they cut down a pole, tied the donkey’s feet to it, and raised the pole and the donkey to their shoulders. They went along amid the laughter of all who met them till they came to Market Bridge, when the Donkey, getting one of his feet loose, kicked out and caused the Boy to drop his end of the pole. In the struggle the Donkey fell over the bridge, and his fore-feet being tied together he was drowned.
That will teach you,” said an old man who had followed them:

“Please all, and you will please none.”

Aesop

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JPTravis
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Didn’t the donkey drown because the scorpion stung him?

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RobertW
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that was a frog, i think. or friar tuck?

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Progressive Hemrrhoid
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Progressive Hemrrhoid

Gives yet another definition to the term “Getting a piece of ass”

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RobertW
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analassis gold.

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poppajoe49
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LOL, I see what you did there.

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Trickie
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And a burro churro for dessert

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