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Novak Djokovic buys entire world supply of donkey cheese. The number one tennis player now has a monopoly on coagulated equine mammary fluid – at $576/pound – which he plans to feature in his “soon-to-open chain of restaurants.” Rumor has it there’s nothing better than ass cheese omelet with a cup of elephant poop coffee.

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Navyvet2
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Navyvet2
December 12, 2012 2:50 pm

“Novak Djokovic buys entire world supply of donkey cheese”
This is just one more thing I don’t give a damn about. He is welcome to it. But, they should tax the hell out of it. Anybody that would buy this, wouldnt care.

flashingscotsman
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December 12, 2012 3:51 pm

I’d like to give it a try, but obviously can’t afford enough to be able to taste it.

RobertW
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December 12, 2012 4:01 pm

unless…

smokehouse bacon flavored pig cheese? FRIED!

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
December 12, 2012 5:58 pm

Robert, don’t just put that out there without giving us a link to it!

drb
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drb
December 12, 2012 6:01 pm
drb
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drb
December 12, 2012 6:01 pm
KimmyQueen
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KimmyQueen
December 13, 2012 1:48 pm

Gurl!!!! uhm uhm uhm uhm…

drb
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drb
December 13, 2012 1:56 pm

I know, right….

RobertW
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December 13, 2012 2:18 pm

alright, so get with the sammiches already.

shee sh

RobertW
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December 12, 2012 6:15 pm

not quite what i had in mind…

cheese would need to be mozz, i think, if it could be aged with fried bacon bits inside, wrapped in a bacon shell, ooooh,,, stuffed into a Relleno then beer-batter dip and deep fry til golden brown, in bacon grease.

can mozz be made out of pig milk?

drb
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drb
December 12, 2012 6:57 pm
JPTravis
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December 13, 2012 11:39 am

“Ok – We admit it! The Porcorino article was a joke! The cheese does not really exist since it is almost impossible to milk pigs and therefore to produce cheese from the milk.”

That doesn’t sound like a random poster. That sounds like one of the people who wrote the article. You have to admit, milking a pig sounds more like a joke than reality.

RobertW
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December 13, 2012 4:06 pm

now cut that out!

JPTravis
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December 13, 2012 3:46 pm

Well, maybe he was just in a weird mood. He did leave some clues to his levity in the article, like misspelling the cheese type “porcorino” instead of the correct “pecorino.”

drb
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drb
December 13, 2012 1:56 pm

OK, JP, now that I’m on my home ‘puter instead of the one at work, I see 10 comments instead of just 4! LOL (thought my dylexia had reached new heights ther for a bit!) And I will point out that the user name of the comment is Paolo, which (coincidentally) happens to be the same as the first name of the founder of lifeinitaly.com. Now, why in the world would he put out a fake story and ruin his credibility hince forth and there after?

KimmyQueen
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KimmyQueen
December 13, 2012 1:52 pm

“Karmaa: “How about cheese from HUMAN milk?”

Are you flirting with me?”

Ah-ha that was hilarious!

RobertW
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December 13, 2012 12:45 pm

brie is the clue i tells ya, ppl actually are reduced to eatin that stuff, with xtra enzymes looks like.

that there prodigal son springs to mind for some reason.
eatin the food the pigs ate? maybe metaphor suckin the teat of the (ceremonially unclean beast)

just thinkin..

drb
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drb
December 13, 2012 12:03 pm

Where was that? I swear I have read the article and re-read it and read it again. I see nothing like that anywhere. And I know you well enough to know you woulnd’t just make that up, but where is it? Obviously you are seeing something I’m not.

here’s another one but I’m not so sure I trust a site called “boing boing” LOL

http://boingboing.net/2012/07/25/pigs-milk-and-other-difficu.html

and here’s another one

http://www.encyclopediaofarkansas.net/encyclopedia/entry-detail.aspx?entryID=7347

JPTravis
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December 12, 2012 8:21 pm

Hah! I call your bluff, hoaxy woman!

RobertW
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December 13, 2012 2:47 pm
drb
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drb
December 13, 2012 2:17 pm

We’ve had enough fake stories today, Karmaa. 🙂

Karmaa
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Karmaa
December 13, 2012 1:54 pm

JP – That was not an offer, but yes – I was totally flirting with you 😉

JPTravis
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December 13, 2012 11:37 am

Well, one wonders, if one thinks about it, where one might get cheese made from human milk, so one asks. That’s all.

drb
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drb
December 13, 2012 10:33 am

Karmaa: “How about cheese from HUMAN milk?”

Are you flirting with me?

Dream on JP

drb
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drb
December 13, 2012 10:23 am

JP, LifeInItaly.com is a real online magazine, not much different than say southernliving.com

The neither an editor nor a contibutor to the online magazine admitted to any such thing. Only a random poster with a disqus account. Sorry but a random post in the comments section means nothing, especially when s/he offered no proof…Kinda like when Derrick (or whatever his name is) responds to one of your JP’s moment of common sense over on JPAttitude.com…that’s JPAttitude.com…maybe folks *shouldn’t* stop on by, at least until JP get’s his common sense back. 😛

RobertW
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December 13, 2012 9:31 am

Here’s the cheese I’m not going to try
I’m not gonna try.
Hey! Let’s get Ghostie.
he won’t eat it, he hates everything.

flashingscotsman
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December 13, 2012 9:26 am

Here’s the cheese I’m not going to try.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casu_marzu

Question is, white wine, or red?

JPTravis
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December 13, 2012 7:59 am

Karmaa: “How about cheese from HUMAN milk?”

Are you flirting with me?

JPTravis
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December 13, 2012 7:58 am

I think you better read that link again, drb – it’s a gag link. They admit it down in the comments. Hah.

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
December 13, 2012 6:15 am

However, if human milk was so bad, why would babies drink it?
There must be something to it.

Karmaa
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Karmaa
December 13, 2012 4:26 am

Well, Mr. Travis… in defense of my friend here, she called your bluff, but I am going to raise you one. How about cheese from HUMAN milk? (excuse me as I gag) Yep… here it is: http://tinyurl.com/69a6bbz

This goes back to the elephant poop post, where I complained about “food artists” who insist on eating the most revolting things, charging a fortune for them, and somehow convincing the hoi-polloi that it’s delicious. Blech!

drb
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drb
December 13, 2012 1:40 am

I provided the link, if you don’t choose to believe it’s then that’s on you. And yes I realise that porcorino, is made with different typs of milk in different regions, sheep milk and sometimes half sheep milk and half cow milk…I guess people use what they have available to them

RobertW
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December 12, 2012 7:09 pm

they lost me at brie.

CO2Insanity
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December 12, 2012 7:03 pm

I’m going to corner the supply on imported Tibetian organic Yak butter myself.

drb
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drb
December 12, 2012 6:30 pm
KimmyQueen
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KimmyQueen
December 13, 2012 1:49 pm

Damn!!! Where have you been all my life…? Especially college and you were my midnight snack?

RobertW
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December 13, 2012 7:26 pm

JPattitude.com
ppl wanna know
pi pl juana no
say bwana she no home

enquiring minds demand:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMe_i8PcObI

KimmyQueen
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KimmyQueen
December 13, 2012 6:31 pm

“That’s not code for me?”

Erm… no… and I truly hope not, as mozarella sticks aren’t uhm… big if you catch my drift.

In any case, I was talking about the mozarella sticks you pervert!!!!

RobertW
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December 13, 2012 5:56 pm

and poppaj not frank sinatra, his expostulations of purtrescence to the contrary.
knot width standing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGuCvFdrWPg

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
December 13, 2012 5:43 pm

No JP, bacon mozzarella sticks is code for me. The resident Italian pig. 😉

drb
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drb
December 13, 2012 5:43 pm

I know how to edit Lyonal. I was responding to different posts so I left each response seperate so people would know, clearly where each response began and ended, rather than having them all lumped together, confusing people.

RobertW
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December 13, 2012 5:26 pm

oh la dr b
learn to edit ya silly wa… um… yank. yeah, of the denim kind.

Pfpfpfpttttttttttt. boo

(edit)
RC! whre’s the cross on the donkey eh?
eye in lassed astids.

I was responding to different posts so I left each response seperate so people would know, clearly where each response began and ended, rather than having them all lumped together, confusing people.

yeah, um, good luck with that. :X drb ma’am,i’m askin ya kindly plz relax on my first name.
I’m Robert. ty ma’am.
😡 chrerry mismastiempo natividado feliz navidad

drb
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drb
December 13, 2012 5:15 pm

Oh, Poppa, stop, you silly man.

drb
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drb
December 13, 2012 5:11 pm

Geez, JP, do you think every woman here wants to flirt with you? 🙄

drb
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drb
December 13, 2012 5:10 pm

See, told y’all it was the bacon mozzarella sticks. Men, I swear they are always acting like such, uhm, er, well…men, I guess

JPTravis
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December 13, 2012 5:09 pm

“I was OBVIOUSLY talking about the bacon mozarella sticks”

That’s not code for me?

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
December 13, 2012 5:06 pm

Boo-Hoo 🙁

KimmyQueen
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KimmyQueen
December 13, 2012 5:02 pm

You people are all nuts! I was OBVIOUSLY talking about the bacon mozarella sticks DUH!!!

drb
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drb
December 13, 2012 5:00 pm

good thing you never “see” me then! LOL 😀

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
December 13, 2012 4:57 pm

Every time I see you I drool.

drb
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drb
December 13, 2012 4:39 pm

All y’all is crazy…she was talking about the deep fried bacon wrapped mozzarella sticks!

Damn if I don’t got all y’all droolin’ on that one! Here’s a na’kin.

RobertW
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December 13, 2012 4:38 pm

i know right poppaj?

*edit*
drb response towards: oh yeah? prove it!!!

edit dos esta los videos mas verdad, este no?
otre vous… dangit is this videos of tu senoritas con chili wooo hooool]

soz, hi?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYNoQZ5djUA

every time i see you i drool

what the blob said to steve mcqueen.

lol what bacon?

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
December 13, 2012 4:13 pm

She was talking to drb. Hmmmmm, mind working overtime!

RobertW
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December 13, 2012 4:12 pm

KimmyQueen December 13, 2012 at 4:09 pm

Like or Dislike: Thumb up 1 Thumb down 0

Boy, I so was not talking to you!

oh yeah?
then who????
i keek hees wait,… was you talking bout drb? she’s a chick, chick.

pray keep up lass. you’re confusin us

KimmyQueen
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KimmyQueen
December 13, 2012 4:09 pm

Boy, I so was not talking to you!

RobertW
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December 13, 2012 3:50 pm

JP

unstupid.

LOL

(edit) 18 mins after the hour, jp needs 2×4 adjustment. pfpfpfpttttttttt. ROFLMBO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Si9Xvnp8K8

(edit2) 08 mins. soz
back to reglar programming.

JPTravis
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December 13, 2012 3:48 pm

“Damn!!! Where have you been all my life…?”

First Karmaa, now you?

RobertW
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December 13, 2012 9:26 am

I knew there was a reason I have the hots for you!
Oh, good. I just ate breakfast, and now I’m hungry again.

I gotta start hangin out with a better class of plane.

ROFL

:d

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
December 12, 2012 7:54 pm
CO2Insanity
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December 12, 2012 8:40 pm

Yuo can rinse with – http://www.bakonvodka.com/

CO2Insanity
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December 12, 2012 6:46 pm

OINK!!!

RobertW
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December 12, 2012 6:39 pm

with country gravy, yes ma’am that looks right nice, thank ya.

flashingscotsman
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December 13, 2012 9:17 am

Oh, good. I just ate breakfast, and now I’m hungry again.

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
December 12, 2012 7:34 pm

Thank you sweetheart! I knew there was a reason I have the hots for you!
Too bad we’re unavailable.

drb
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drb
December 12, 2012 6:40 pm

yeah, I thought that looked really good too

KimmyQueen
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KimmyQueen
December 12, 2012 5:55 pm

OMG that is so something I need to get…

flashingscotsman
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December 12, 2012 5:30 pm

I’ll never get any work done if I keep thinking about how good that would be.

sa_rose
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sa_rose
December 11, 2012 10:05 am

drb? Where are you? HEEEEELLLLP!!!!!!!

drb
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drb
December 11, 2012 10:12 am

AAA, let’um run their traps, Rose…just means they ain’t got anything more interesting to play with to keep themselves otherwise entertained.

sa_rose
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sa_rose
December 11, 2012 10:53 am

So true. But when I’m the only one here it gets lonely!

RobertW
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December 11, 2012 11:35 am

SEXIST!

drb
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drb
December 11, 2012 11:38 am

Hello there monkey face.

RobertW
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December 11, 2012 11:57 am

Howdy!

flashingscotsman
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December 11, 2012 2:49 pm

Cool hat, though.

RobertW
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December 12, 2012 6:26 am

Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaank
yew.

flashingscotsman
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RobertW
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December 13, 2012 10:39 am

HA!

u keel me

sa_rose
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sa_rose
December 13, 2012 10:29 am

I don’t ever want to hear how har. . . er difficult your job is!

flashingscotsman
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December 12, 2012 12:05 pm

Hey, somebody’s got to do it. I really have to bite my tongue when shooting these pics, to keep from admitting that I’d do it for free. I can’t believe they pay me.

Alien
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Alien
December 12, 2012 11:16 am

sweet jebus.. .
really like that asian fire dancer too

RobertW
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December 12, 2012 11:07 am

breathtaking.

and the trench coat… marble bench… wow…

hard job huh?

JPTravis
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December 11, 2012 10:08 am

She’s cutting the cheese.

drb
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drb
December 11, 2012 10:09 am

Excuse me. LOL

What’s that JP? Your resume to be my personal fart smeller? Sorry but I’m not hiring with the current economy like it is.

JPTravis
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December 11, 2012 10:34 am

Oh, I need a resume now? I worked for the federal government for three years, that should be a point in my favor.

drb
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drb
December 11, 2012 10:40 am

OH! you used to be a government employee…no wonder you think being a fart smeller would be a step up.

JPTravis
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December 11, 2012 10:59 am

You have no idea. I saw things that haunt me.

ooddballz
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ooddballz
December 11, 2012 12:13 pm

You have no idea. I saw things that haunt me.

Pelosi in person?

ARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGH, brain bleach.

JPTravis
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December 11, 2012 3:55 pm

No, but I did meet a personal aide to Harry Reid. He was attending a meeting for Harry. I think that happens a lot. I don’t think Harry actually does anything anymore except parrot what his aides tell him to say and vote the way his aides tell him to vote. I suspect old Harry is too senile to function anywhere near 100%.

RobertW
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December 11, 2012 12:19 pm

Pelosi’s sex?

sa_rose
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sa_rose
December 13, 2012 10:26 am

EEEEEWWWWWWWWW!

RobertW
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December 11, 2012 12:04 pm

unisex restrooms?

drb
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drb
December 11, 2012 11:05 am

I have no doubt that you did.

JPTravis
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December 11, 2012 7:54 am

Breast milk shortage in California and donkey cheese monopoly in Serbia at the same time? Coincidence?

http://sacramento.cbslocal.com/2012/12/10/shortage-of-breast-milk-leads-to-unique-donation-drive-in-sacramento/

RobertW
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December 11, 2012 8:43 am

udderly outrageous.

JPTravis
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December 11, 2012 9:12 am

I’m just trying to stay abreast of the news.

RobertW
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December 11, 2012 9:47 am

Hooter ya reckon will gain the most from this industry?

JPTravis
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December 11, 2012 10:32 am

The boobs and gland-handers.

RobertW
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December 11, 2012 11:34 am

speaking of over the shoulder boulder HOLDER…
smeg

flashingscotsman
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December 11, 2012 2:45 pm

Ha! The girl I’m going to Sacramento to do a shoot with just happens to be a triple “D” kind of model.

JPTravis
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December 11, 2012 3:50 pm

She has three of them?

RobertW
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December 12, 2012 6:22 am

hand mouth hand

flashingscotsman
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December 12, 2012 10:11 am

I’ll check.

flashingscotsman
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December 11, 2012 9:46 am

I’ll be in Sacramento Friday. I’ll check out the breast situation and report back.

RobertW
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December 10, 2012 8:44 pm

oh, where’s drb?
he he he

drb
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drb
December 11, 2012 10:09 am

I’m right here darlin’

pink Floyd
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pink Floyd
December 11, 2012 6:06 am

Where’s John?!?!? I figured he’d be the first to whine about how corporate greed was abusing the donkeys for profit or maybe that Ron Paul could audit the donkey cheese reserve.

RobertW
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December 11, 2012 6:38 am

don’t you worry never fear
jccrowley will soon be here.

pink Floyd
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pink Floyd
December 11, 2012 7:30 am

Until then I’ll do it for him…If you had voted for Ron Paul these atrocities would not be happening!!!

ASS CHEESE BELONGS TO THE PEOPLE!!!

flashingscotsman
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December 11, 2012 9:43 am

You had to go there, didn’t you?

pink Floyd
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pink Floyd
December 11, 2012 9:52 am

Floyd, Daring to go where no man has gone before.

Joe Redfield
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Joe Redfield
December 10, 2012 5:18 pm

He can have it.

RobertW
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December 10, 2012 5:44 pm

let’s strike back w/vennison, buffalo, otter, beaver cheeses. 🙂

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
December 11, 2012 6:27 am

I’ll stick with plain old boring cow cheese.

flashingscotsman
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December 11, 2012 9:37 am

Give me goat cheese, or give me dea,….ok, maybe that’s a little out there. I’d eat donkey cheese. But I don’t understand why it costs so much. Donkeys aren’t rare, or difficult to raise.

JPTravis
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December 11, 2012 10:36 am

“But I don’t understand why it costs so much. Donkeys aren’t rare, or difficult to raise.”

But trying to milk one is just burro-ing trouble.

RobertW
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December 11, 2012 11:54 am

i give you an 8
but the ass a 9

JPTravis
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December 10, 2012 6:40 pm

You are a cheese warmonger.

RobertW
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December 10, 2012 6:45 pm

*ahem* (superciliously) One prefers the term entrepreneur.

lol i spelled entrepreneur correctly the first time, lol how bout that?

CO2Insanity
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December 10, 2012 3:47 pm

I hope that’s a female donkey he’s milking…

JPTravis
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December 10, 2012 4:12 pm

If it was a male donkey, they would call it jack cheese.

sifi
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sifi
December 11, 2012 5:54 am

If they fed it Jalapenos it would be pepper jack cheese.

RobertW
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December 10, 2012 4:02 pm

all this co2’s driving dronging driven u insane in de brain.

(edit)
THE DONKEY
G.K. Chesterton

When fishes flew and forests walked
And figs grew upon thorn,
Some moment when the moon was blood
Then surely I was born;

With monstrous head and sickening cry
And ears like errant wings,
The devil’s walking parody
On all four-footed things.

The tattered outlaw of the earth,
Of ancient crooked will;
Starve, scourge, deride me: I am dumb,
I keep my secret still.

Fools! For I also had my hour;
One far fierce hour and sweet:
There was a shout about my ears,
And palms before my feet.

not much for idolizing angels, but the story remains. I believe it occurred just as it is recorded.

RobertW
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December 10, 2012 4:34 pm

A Man and his son were once going with their Donkey to market. As they were walking along by its side a countryman passed them and said: “You fools, what is a Donkey for but to ride upon?”

So the Man put the Boy on the Donkey and they went on their way. But soon they passed a group of men, one of whom said: “See that lazy youngster, he lets his father walk while he rides.”
So the Man ordered his Boy to get off, and got on himself. But they hadn’t gone far when they passed two women, one of whom said to the other: “Shame on that lazy lout to let his poor little son trudge along.”

Well, the Man didn’t know what to do, but at last he took his Boy up before him on the Donkey. By this time they had come to the town, and the passers-by began to jeer and point at them. The Man stopped and asked what they were scoffing at. The men said: “Aren’t you ashamed of yourself for overloading that poor donkey of yoursu and your hulking son?”

The Man and Boy got off and tried to think what to do. They thought and they thought, till at last they cut down a pole, tied the donkey’s feet to it, and raised the pole and the donkey to their shoulders. They went along amid the laughter of all who met them till they came to Market Bridge, when the Donkey, getting one of his feet loose, kicked out and caused the Boy to drop his end of the pole. In the struggle the Donkey fell over the bridge, and his fore-feet being tied together he was drowned.
That will teach you,” said an old man who had followed them:

“Please all, and you will please none.”

Aesop

JPTravis
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December 10, 2012 6:39 pm

Didn’t the donkey drown because the scorpion stung him?

RobertW
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December 10, 2012 6:42 pm

that was a frog, i think. or friar tuck?

Progressive Hemrrhoid
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Progressive Hemrrhoid
December 10, 2012 3:29 pm

Gives yet another definition to the term “Getting a piece of ass”

RobertW
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December 10, 2012 3:47 pm

analassis gold.

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
December 11, 2012 6:25 am

LOL, I see what you did there.

Trickie
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Trickie
December 10, 2012 3:27 pm

And a burro churro for dessert

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