US Embassy compound in Baghdad targeted by mob protesting airstrikes; sit-in planned. Someone remind the Assahola Ayatollah that Trump isn’t Jimmy Carter 2.0. We suggest a cruise missile through his bedroom window at about 3 AM Iran time.
Category: 2019 News
Elizabeth Warren keeps lying and now she pissed off her own brother
Elizabeth Warren keeps lying and now she pissed off her own brother. On the campaign trail she keeps saying her father was a janitor. Her brother says that’s a lie, he was a maintenance man. One mops and cleans, the other fixes things, there’s a difference. In the English language. We don’t know about the Cherokee language…
Two Years After Licensed Marijuana Merchants Began Operating in California, They Account for Just a Quarter of Sales
Two Years After Licensed Marijuana Merchants Began Operating in California, They Account for Just a Quarter of Sales. Gavin Newsom and his cabal of idiots can’t even pass laws that will allow businesses to make money selling drugs.
Embattled union honchos’ lavish spending exposed: Villas, four-figure dinners, $60,000 cigar bill
Embattled union honchos’ lavish spending exposed: Villas, four-figure dinners, $60,000 cigar bill. Remember this next time you pay your union dues. It’s a racket.
A December 2015 Gary’s Sales invoice issued to ‘UAW c/o [UAW Official A]’ for a $13,046.91 purchase that included an order for 12 boxes of Ashton Double Magnum cigars at $268.00 per box (totaling $3,216) and 12 boxes of Ashton Monarch Tubos cigars at $274.50 a box (totaling $3,294),” was among the purchases listed in court documents. The documents listed another $13,000 purchase invoiced to Pearson from the same store the following year, part of an alleged $60,000 on cigar- and tobacco-related purchases between 2014 and 2018.
The Times detailed how a “master account” was billed for over-the-top dinners, including one at LG’s Prime Steakhouse that ran over $6,500.
Vox forced to admit truth
Leftwing Vox forced to admit embarrassing truth. In an article filled with figurative teeth-gnashing and wails of grief about all the judges Trump is appointing to the federal bench, Vox finally admits that, by objective standards, Trump’s appointments have been more qualified than Obama’s.
Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas!
China orders Christians to rewrite the Bible
China orders Christians to re-write the Bible. And so we make our first prediction for the new year: we predict that five minutes after China’s new communist-friendly Bible is published, Democrats will be quoting from it.
Climate Cult Gang Tries to Block a Freight Train, Finds Out That’s Not a Good Idea
Climate Cult Gang Tries to Block a Freight Train, Finds Out That’s Not a Good Idea. You don’t stop a mile-long train on a dime climate geniuses.
Gov. Newsom Claims Calif. Is A ‘Success Story’ Despite Massive Taxes, Homelessness
Gov. Newsom Claims Calif. Is A ‘Success Story’ Despite Massive Taxes, Homelessness. Yes, it’s been a real shit show Gav-boy.
CNN pays 58 airports to play their channel
CNN pays 58 airports $100,000 each to play their channel at gates. Do the math. That’s almost six million dollars a year to inflict torture on millions of helpless air travelers. Isn’t that against the Geneva Convention or something?
Gun regulators have admitted to violating the Second Amendment
Gun regulators have admitted to violating the Second Amendment. That’s a good start. Now, let’s do the rest of the Amendments that are abused on a regular basis by unelected bureaucrats.
On Dec. 11, Gun Owners of America argued before the 6th Circuit Court of Appeals that the government’s recently enacted ban on bump stocks is illegal.
Just two months ago, a judge similarly found the bureau to have been enforcing laws that don’t exist against gun owners.
Barr Says Comey Lying Over Attempt To Distance Himself From FBI Quagmire
Barr Says Comey Lying Over Attempt To Distance Himself From FBI Quagmire. Comey trying to distance himself from responsibility.
“The idea that this was seven layers below him is simply not true,” Barr told Fox’s Martha MacCallum in a Wednesday interview, adding “I think that one of the problems with what happened was precisely that they pulled the investigation up to the executive floors, and it was run and birddogged by a very small group of very high level officials.”
House votes along party lines to impeach Trump
House votes along party lines to impeach Trump. What everyone predicted would happen, did. Tulsi Gabbard voted present. One Republican initially voted for impeachment but changed the vote to no. Meanwhile, Trump could GAF and gave one helluva rally in Michigan.
State Case Against Paul Manafort Tossed by New York Judge
State Case Against Paul Manafort Tossed by New York Judge. Manafort off the hook on this one. Double jeopardy. Trump could pardon him now.
FISA Court Accuses FBI of Presenting ‘Misleading’ Information to Surveil Trump Adviser
FISA Court Accuses FBI of Presenting ‘Misleading’ Information to Surveil Trump Adviser. They deceived now they’ve got their tangled web.
Trump blasts impeachment effort in fiery letter to Pelosi
Trump blasts impeachment effort in fiery letter to Pelosi. We’re waiting for Nancy’s head to explode after reading this. The letter.
Go Trump go!
Because Nancy’s teeth were falling out of her mouth, and she didn’t have time to think! https://t.co/rx3pcyofip
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 15, 2019
Go Trump go!
Schiff: ‘I Had No Idea FBI Was Committing Serious Abuses When I Said All That Stuff’
Schiff: ‘I Had No Idea FBI Was Committing Serious Abuses When I Said All That Stuff.’ He should have stopped at ‘no idea.’
James Comey: ‘I was wrong’
So now Comey’s admitting he was wrong. Wow, but he’s only doing so because he got caught red handed. He was actually caught a long time ago. So what are the consequences for his unlawful conduct. Could it be years in jail? Where are the apologies to me and others, Jim?
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 15, 2019
James Comey: ‘I was wrong.’ Mr. Smug issues his mea culpa. Perhaps he should substitute ‘criminal’ for ‘wrong.’
After previously saying the FBI was vindicated by the Justice Department inspector general’s findings on the origins of the Russia investigation, former FBI Director James Comey said Sunday that he was “overconfident” in defending the FBI’s use of the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act in the investigation.
Democrat Congressman Leaving Party Over Impeachment, Becoming Republican
Democrat Congressman Leaving Party Over Impeachment, Becoming Republican. Seriously, who in their right mind would want to be associated with people like Pelosi, Schiff, and Nadler? Maybe he’ll start a trend.
New Jersey Democratic Congressman Jeff Van Drew, who has strongly opposed the Democrats’ impeachment efforts, is leaving the Democratic Party and becoming a member of the Republican Party after meeting with President Donald Trump.
“Van Drew’s congressional and campaign staff were informed he was planning to switch parties on Saturday, according to Democratic sources,” Politico reported.
Hillary chipmunk cheeks
What’s with Hillary’s toilet-bowl-smooth plumped-out chipmunk cheeks? People are theorizing she had plastic surgery with some sort of implants, but we wonder if she ate a baby shortly before that photo was taken and just hadn’t swallowed yet.
Why the Codpiece Remains One of Menswear’s Most Essential Accessories
Why the Codpiece Remains One of Menswear’s Most Essential Accessories. We have to ask, what Millenials would be protecting? They appear to have no balls.
Hank Johnson wants to impeach Trump for being too tall
Hank Johnson wants to impeach Trump for being too tall. It’s been almost ten years since this man proved his other-worldly stupidity (or senility) (or both) by worrying out loud during a congressional hearing about the island of Guam tipping over… and he is still in office!?
No More ‘Miserable Threats’ of a Second Referendum as Tories Secure Biggest Majority Since Thatcher
No More ‘Miserable Threats’ of a Second Referendum as Tories Secure Biggest Majority Since Thatcher. If Britain can’t Brexit now they never will. Perhaps Boris can rid London of their Pygmy-Raper Mayor while he’s at it.
House Judiciary Committee passes articles of impeachment against President Trump
House Judiciary Committee passes articles of impeachment against President Trump. Well, it looks like Fat Boy Nadler and Pencil Neck Schiff have all but guaranteed Trump will be reelected and the House will go back to being run by the Republicans.
