Fail on an epic scale: Fewer than 30 people attend MoveOn.org’s “Reclaim the Dream” rally

Remember when MoveOn.org mattered? Back when a word from the organization would inspire thousands to take to the streets. Looks like those days are gone forever

Remember when MoveOn.org mattered? Back when a word from the organization would inspire thousands to take to the streets. Looks like those days are gone forever. And in the words of the Simpson’s Nelson Muntz, “Ha-ha.”

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Take off your shoes. Count the MoveOn.org protesters on your fingers and toes.

The Daily Caller has the sad, sad details:

Democrat Eleanor Holmes Norton, the District of Columbia’s congressional delegate, failed to show up at a MoveOn.org rally on Tuesday afternoon as the left-wing organization attempted to stage a protest at the Social Security Administration headquarters in Washington, D.C. Organizers at the event, who would not provide their names to The Daily Caller upon request, said Holmes Norton was stuck speaking on the House floor. Holmes Norton does not have a vote in the House, only an opportunity to make recommendations.

Holmes Norton wasn’t the only person missing at MoveOn.org’s DC rally. The crowds of people MoveOn.org claims to have as followers didn’t make it out either. Maybe 30 people showed up — and that’s a generous estimate.

The event was part of MoveOn.org’s attempt to “Reclaim the American Dream,” or stop Republicans from balancing the budget. “Republicans in Congress are holding the middle class hostage — proposing a federal budget that would would [sic] cut 700,000 to 1 million jobs from our communities and slash funding to support preschool and college students, pregnant women, unemployed workers, and much more,” the leftwing organization funded by billionaire George Soros says on its website.

MoveOn.org used to fill the streets. Now they’d have trouble filling a phone booth. If they could find a phone booth, that is.

Source: Daily Caller

Actor dies of silicone poisoning after biting co-star’s boob

Surgically enhanced Israeli model Orit Fox got more than she bargained for when the massive boa constrictor bit into her breast.

We wish we could report that no animals were harmed during the making of this film, but, unfortunately, that would not be the case.

To summarize briefly: Snake bites model, snake dies of silicone poisoning.

The Daily Mail UK has the details of the snake’s demise:

… surgically enhanced Israeli model Orit Fox got more than she bargained for when the massive boa constrictor took objection to her over familiarity and reacted by biting into her breast.

However, it was the snake who came off worse because, while Ms Fox need a tetanus shot in hospital, the reptile later died from silicone poisoning.

The B-list model and actress initially looked comfortable during the shoot in Tel Aviv, wrapping the huge snake around her legs, waist and neck while doing her best to look sexy.

In a figure hugging red and white striped dress, which revealed maximum cleavage, she gamely tried to take their bonding to the next level by licking the snake’s face.

As she maneuvered the animal into position for the ‘kiss’ Ms Fox loosened her grip on its neck, and after being licked the reptile reacted angrily.

It aimed straight for Fox’s prized assets and sunk its teeth deep into her left breast.

She let out a high-pitched scream, as did a voice off camera who appeared to be directing the shoot.

This is the kind of story that cries out for the kind of in-depth analysis for which IHateTheMedia.com has become famous. So here goes:

Do not attempt to translate the stage hand’s black T-shirt. It might lead you to believe that Orit Fox is a model in the same sense that Pam Anderson is a model.

Source: Daily Mail UK

Kucinich: “Islam is a religion based upon peace, goodwill and the ethical treatment of all people on this planet”

Dennis Kucinich issued a statement today admitting that he is stark, raving insane. Well, ok, maybe those weren’t his exact words, but that’s the way we interpret his comments.

Dennis Kucinich issued a statement today admitting that he is stark, raving insane. Well, ok, maybe those weren’t his exact words, but that’s the way we interpret his comments.

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Once again, Dennis Kucinich comes up short

And we quote from the diminutive Congressman’s website:

“Despite efforts to improve relations between our nation and the Muslim and Arab world, America has stumbled. Two wars have been waged in the Middle East, further degrading our image among the world’s Muslim and Arab people.

“A Congressional hearing to investigate our friends and neighbors jeopardizes the fragile progress we have made and creates a longer gap for peace to bridge.

“This hearing insinuates that violence and the Muslim religion go hand in hand. Nothing could be further from the truth. Islam is a religion based upon peace, goodwill and the ethical treatment of all people on this planet.”

Islam is a religion based upon peace, goodwill and the ethical treatment of all people on this planet?

What about the planet you come from, Congressman.

Source: House.gov

Ssssh: Massachusetts eco-wackos say hi-tech windmill makes too much noise

A dozen Cape Cod families say a new hi-tech wind turbine in their neighborhood makes too much noise and makes them physically ill, so they’ve hired an attorney to do something about it.

A dozen Cape Cod families say a new hi-tech wind turbine in their neighborhood makes too much noise and makes them physically ill, so they’ve hired an attorney to do something about it.

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Wind One in Falmouth, Massachusetts generates more controversy than power

WGBH.com has the story:

Standing on his home’s porch, Neil Anderson points through the thicket of trees in his front yard and across Blacksmith Shop Road towards one of his closest neighbors: A wind turbine.

“Right now we are 1,320 feet, which is one-quarter mile south of Wind One, which is Falmouth’s first wind turbine. It’s been online since April. And we’ve been trying to get it stopped since April,” Anderson says.

Wind One, as the turbine is officially called, is owned by the town of Falmouth and is located at the town’s wastewater treatment plant, where it stands 262 feet tall to the turbine’s hub. That’s about 10 feet taller than the Pilgrim Monument in Provincetown. The blades extend just shy of 400 feet, which is about half the height of the John Hancock Building in Boston.

Oddly enough, the guy doing the complaining is a greenie. Anderson owns a passive solar company on Cape Cod.

The energy conservationist in Anderson considered wind power a good principle. He wasn’t alone — before the turbine switched on, Falmouth residents almost universally welcomed Wind One as a symbol of renewable energy and a way to keep taxes down.

“I was proud looking at it from this viewpoint — until it started turning,” Anderson said.

… “It is dangerous. Headaches. Loss of sleep. And the ringing in my ears never goes away. I could look at it all day, and it does not bother me. It’s quite majestic — but it’s way too close,” Anderson said.

The power of wind, apparently, is dwarfed by the power of hypocrisy.

Source: WGBH.org

Why we absolutely can’t stomach Dick Morris

Know who bugs the hell out of us? Dick “Buy My Book and Go To My Website” Morris. He’s not really a conservative, just an opportunist. He’s not really a pundit, he’s a shill.

Know who bugs the hell out of us? Dick “Buy My Book and Go To My Website” Morris.

He’s not really a conservative, just an opportunist. He’s not really a pundit, he’s a shill. No matter where he appears, the little weasel spends more time pumping his books and website than actually discussing the issues of the day. It’s like watching an infomercial. He does everything but say, “But wait! There’s more! Order in the next ten minutes and you’ll receive a second copy of my book absolutely free!”

Take this clip, for example. When radio host Peter Schiff tries to steer Morris into an in-depth conversation and away from blatant pumping of his new book, Morris reacts by hanging up.

And, sadly, he did it before he had a chance to say, “Go to my website, DickMorris.com.”

(Starting at about the 1:20 mark)

Schiff: How about not have student loans at all? That would be a lot better.
Morris: No. Because I think it’s appropriate for people to go to college and to be able to borrow their way there and…
Schiff: But, but, Dick, they could go to college a lot cheaper if there weren’t student loans. My father went to college here in Connecticut, the University of Connecticut. His parents had no money. He waited tables and was able to pay his tuition.
Morris: Peter, I’d like to talk about my book, which is Revolt, How To Defeat Obama and Repeal His Socialist Agenda. ‘Cause that’s really what I’m focused on.
Schiff: Right. But I think part of that socialist agenda is this perpetuating this educational bureaucracy through the use of student loans that jack up the cost of college and enslaves our kids into a lifetime of debt just to prop up an educational bureaucracy. So I think if you really want to defeat some of these socialist policies you might start with education.
Morris: You know what, Peter. You talk to yourself for the next fifteen minutes. That seems to be what you want to do. Bye-bye.

(CLICK)

No kidding? NPR board members gave 89% of political donations to left wing candidates and groups

Does NPR lean to the left? Let’s answer that question with another question: Was Jimmy Carter a lousy President?

Does NPR lean to the left? Let’s answer that question with another question: Was Jimmy Carter a lousy President?

A new analysis of campaign finance documents shows that NPR’s board members have overwhelmingly supported Democrat candidates and other left wing groups. Unsurprising, perhaps, but interesting to see the actual numbers.

npr-target-logoUS News reveals the specifics:

Since 2004, members of the boards of NPR and the NPR Foundation, the public broadcaster’s fundraising arm, have contributed nearly $2.2 million to federal candidates, parties, and PACs, of which $1.95 million, or 89 percent, has gone to Democratic candidates and liberal-leaning political action committees.

Officers and trustees of the NPR Foundation, which has no control over the organization’s programming, have given substantially to national political campaigns in recent years. According to data from the Center for Responsive Politics, this group’s members (as listed on NPR’s most recent available annual report, from fiscal year 2008) have given almost $2.1 million to political campaigns in the last eight years. Fully 89 percent of this giving was to Democrats and progressive organizations. These figures include all federal contributions since the 2004 election cycle, the first in which “soft money” contributions were banned. “Soft money” refers to money given to a party for non-campaign activities, which until being banned in 2002 were unlimited and largely unregulated.

There’s a reason, apparently, that all those NPR stations are located on the left side of the dial.

Source: US News

Coffee Party confronts major issue of the day: Horny teenagers

While the Tea Party confronts vital Constitutional issues like the size and scope of government, its left wing doppelganger wannabe, the Coffee Party, is more interested in horny teenagers.

While the Tea Party confronts vital Constitutional issues like the size and scope of government, its left wing doppelganger wannabe, the Coffee Party, is more interested in horny teenagers.

The group’s first attempt at video outreach shows students supposedly speaking out against what the left wing group calls an “ideological attack on Planned Parenthood.”

They do it by having dozens of teenagers proudly announce “I have sex.” And, in keeping with the classy liberal thought we all know so well, the very first teen utters an obscenity.

We’d suggest decaffeinated at the next Coffee Party meeting.

Multiculturalism on parade: French police can’t enter 750 Muslim enclaves

750 neighborhoods in France, controlled by Muslim immigrants, are now considered too dangerous for the police to enter.

Sacre bleu! Thanks to those who worship at the altar of multiculturalism, France now has 750 neighborhoods that police, firemen and ambulances refuse to enter unless they have absolutely no other option.

Those neighborhoods, controlled by Muslim immigrants, are now considered too dangerous for the police.

Sounds suspiciously like our southern border, doesn’t it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3YQANdvvbY

Drunk. Screaming. Stupid. Would you expect anything less from Charlie Rangel’s Deputy Chief of Staff?

Geoffrey Eaton, Charlie Rangel’s Deputy Chief of Staff, was dining at Chez Lucienne in Harlem when he freaked out when he couldn’t find his umbrella.

Geoffrey Eaton, Charlie Rangel’s Deputy Chief of Staff, was dining at Chez Lucienne in Harlem Thursday night when a rainstorm hit. He freaked out when he couldn’t find his umbrella and was eventually escorted out by the police.

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Geoffrey Eaton wants his umbrella, damn it. He knows you have his umbrella and he wants it back.

The New York Post has the inebriation information:

“He yelled at everyone, even the customers,” said the manager on duty, who asked not to be named. “We said, ‘We’ll give you another umbrella.’ Other people offered . . . we said, ‘If that’s not enough, we’ll pay for your cab home.’ Because I know him, I let him stay for a while. I talked to him nicely, as I do with all of my customers. We tried to calm him down. I have never seen him that way. Maybe something went a little wrong.”

BET.com contributor Bevy Smith, who was dining separately at the bistro, told us, “He cursed out the entire waitstaff, and everyone was trying to appease him. He was like, ‘Bleep that, I want a bleeping umbrella, why the bleep can’t you find it?’ ”

“I said, ‘Shhhh.’ He yells at me, ‘Bleep you, and mind your own bleeping business . . . you’re a disgrace to our race.’ ”

After 15 minutes of Eaton’s ranting and raving, the manager called cops to escort him out. A source told us employees later found his umbrella in a corner. Eaton was not arrested and left in a huff.

Smith, a former fashion director for Vibe and Rolling Stone, said, “I was appalled that someone who is a president at the NAACP and works with Charlie Rangel could behave like that in a public place and towards women. He was clearly intoxicated.”

He wasn’t intoxicated, Bevy. He was drunk with power.

Source: New York Post

Consensus: Only 3% think the Ivy League produces better workers

A new Rasmussen Reports telephone survey finds that 79% do not think Ivy League students make better workers. Eighteen percent (18%) are undecided.

Surely the Ivy League elite would explain away the results of this survey by testily explaining to society’s losers that they don’t produce workers, they produce leaders.

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John Kerry is living, breathing proof that degrees from Harvard and Yale do not make you superior

Rasmussen has the sad news for America’s elite:

Ronald Reagan was the last president we had who didn’t graduate from an Ivy League school like Harvard or Yale, and the highest levels of government for much of the nation’s history have been filled with Ivy League grads. But that doesn’t seem to influence the thinking of most American Adults.

In fact, only three percent (3%) say individuals who go to Ivy League schools are better workers than those who go to other schools. A new Rasmussen Reports telephone survey finds that 79% do not think Ivy League students make better workers. Eighteen percent (18%) are undecided. (To see survey question wording, click here.)

Adults across nearly every demographic agree that an Ivy League education does not necessarily make someone a better worker.

We don’t care what the Ivy League’s response to this survey might be, because this looks suspiciously like a consensus and as Al Gore has taught us, nothing’s surer than a consensus.

Source: Rasmussen

Geithner causes earthquake in financial markets, US dollar drowns in resulting tsunami

Secretary of the Treasury Tim Geithner announced that the Obama administration was open to seeing a global reserve currency run by the International Monetary Fund.

What would happen if the Secretary of the Treasury of the United States were to announce that the Obama administration was open to seeing a global reserve currency run by the International Monetary Fund? Unfortunately, this isn’t a hypothetical question.

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Tim Geithner demonstrates his typical lost expression

The Micro Effect reports:

US Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner shocked global markets by revealing that Washington is “quite open” to Chinese proposals for the gradual development of a global reserve currency run by the International Monetary Fund.

The dollar plunged instantly against the euro, yen, and sterling as the comments flashed across trading screens. David Bloom, currency chief at HSBC, said the apparent policy shift amounts to an earthquake in geo-finance.

“The mere fact that the US Treasury Secretary is even entertaining thoughts that the dollar may cease being the anchor of the global monetary system has caused consternation,” he said.

Mr Geithner later qualified his remarks, insisting that the dollar would remain the “world’s dominant reserve currency … for a long period of time” but the seeds of doubt have been sown.

Is Tim Geithner the worst Secretary of the Treasury in the history of the United States? Corruption and ineptitude are bad enough on their own, but seem fiscally lethal in combination.

Source: TheMicroEffect.com

Obama upside down: 66% of Americans say “Drill offshore, baby, drill offshore”

What the hell is wrong with the American people? The first half of this survey makes complete sense, but the second half makes no sense in light of the first half.

What the hell is wrong with the American people? The first half of this survey makes complete sense, but the second half makes no sense in light of the first half.

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Poll results show that President Obama is under water when it comes to offshore drilling

TheHill.com reports the results that boggle our minds:

Rising energy prices are prompting support among likely voters for expanding U.S. drilling and releasing oil from the country’s emergency stockpiles, a new poll conducted for The Hill shows.

By a 66-25 percent margin, likely voters say President Obama should encourage more oil and gas exploration offshore, and by a 50-35 percent margin they favor releasing oil from the Strategic Petroleum Reserve to moderate gas price increases.

The same survey shows that stepped-up GOP allegations that White House energy policies are raising prices have failed to give Republicans a political edge on the issue.

Slightly more than half the respondents — 52 percent — said neither party should be blamed for high gas prices. Twenty-two percent of those polled blame Republicans, while 19 percent blame Democrats.

So you have a President and a political party who’ve slapped a moratorium on drilling in the Gulf and in Alaska and who have made drilling on most government land damn near impossible while you have another party that supports drilling in all of those locations.

Yet likely voters blame Republicans for high gas prices more than they blame Democrats?

We’re not doing our job well enough.

Source: TheHill.com

The Obama austerity program in action: Michelle’s new $1000 purse

Michelle Obama’s new purse is a Reed Krakoff two-tone ribboned large tote, and you can get it at Mr. Krakoff’s website for $990.

We’re simple guys here at IHateTheMedia.com. So simple that we didn’t even know they made purses that cost $1000 nor the difference between a purse and a tote.

WhiteHouseDossier.com has the hilarious details:

It’s a Reed Krakoff two-tone ribboned large tote, and you can get it at Mr. Krakoff’s website for $990, plus shipping I guess. But we don’t worry about shipping. Fedex it, in fact.

No wait a second, you can’t get it, because it’s already sold out, at least in the teal color she got.

Love it with the blue slippers, BTW. It just WORKS, okay?

Of course, Michelle has asked ordinary Americans to sacrifice and this is her way of showing that she can sacrifice, too. After all, she’s not wearing her $2500 second hand dress nor her $540 tennis shoes.

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H/T: WhiteHouseDossier.com

Ay, caramba! Republicans introduce bills to make English the nation’s official language

Republicans in both the House and Senate have introduced legislation that would declare English the official language of the United States.

Well, this will never pass. It just makes too damn much sense. And if by some strange turn of events it did pass, President Obama would veto it faster than you can say, “C’est la vie.”

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Speak Engalish, damn it

TheHill.com has the details:

Republicans in both the House and Senate have introduced legislation that would declare English the official language of the United States and require the development of English language testing guidelines for those applying for U.S. citizenship.

The English Language Unity Act would set out a new chapter in U.S. code that imposes an obligation on U.S. officials to “preserve and enhance the role of English as the official language of the Federal Government.”

Part of this chapter would include a “uniform English language rule” holding that “all citizens should be able to read and understand generally the English language text of the Declaration of Independence, the Constitution, and the laws of the United States made in pursuance of the Constitution.”

Here in California, we currently produce ballots in at least eight written languages (English, Spanish, Chinese, Vietnamese, Tagalog, Japanese, Khmer and Korean) and one language (Cahuilla) that has no written form.

And we wouldn’t be surprised if Ebonics joined the list very soon.

Source: TheHill.com

The girls toss around a football

Australian Prime Minister Julia Gillard presented President Obama with an official Aussie Rules football. Then the two ladies tossed it around a bit.

Australian Prime Minister Julia Gillard dropped by the White House the other day and presented President Obama with an official Aussie Rules football. Then the two ladies tossed it around so that official White House photographers could capture the moment for eternity.

The thought of the most effeminate President in history tossing around a football is comical, especially since he’s already proven that he can’t bowl and can’t throw a baseball.

We can only assume that he never had any balls during his childhood in Indonesia. Which appears to be the same assumption our enemies are making today.

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Al-Qaeda Cosmo: New magazine offers beauty, fashion and suicide bombing advice for jihadi ladies

This is too bizarre to be believed, but we’re assured that it’s true. Al-Qaeda now publishes a women’s magazine that offers beauty, fashion and suicide bombing tips.

This is too bizarre to be believed, but we’re assured that it’s true. Al-Qaeda now publishes a women’s magazine that offers beauty, fashion and suicide bombing tips.

We couldn’t make up something this bizarre if our lives depended on it. And they may.

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al-Qaeda Cosmo: Think about a subscription for the jihadi lady in your life

The Daily Mail UK has the publishing particulars:

Dubbed ‘Jihad Cosmo’, the glossy magazine’s front cover features the barrel of a sub-machine gun next to a picture a woman in a veil.

There are exclusive interviews with martyrs’ wives, who praise their husbands’ decisions to die in suicide attacks.

The slick, 31-page Al-Shamikha magazine – meaning The Majestic Woman – has advice for singletons on ‘marrying a mujahideen’.

Readers are told it is their duty to raise children to be mujahideen ready for jihad.

And the ‘beauty column’ instructs women to stay indoors with their faces covered to keep a ‘clear complexion’.

They should ‘not go out except when necessary’ and wear a niqab for ‘rewards by complying with the command of Allah Almighty’.

… A trailer for the next issue promises tips on skin care – and how to wage electronic jihad.

We have no smart ass closing line for this story. We are mute with amazement.

Source: Daily Mail UK

Freudian Slip-a-rama: Chris Matthews calls Obama “President Carter” and says he doesn’t work

Chris Matthews committed two Freudian slips in one paragraph this weekend. And we’re pretty sure he’d like to take both of them back if he could.

Out of the mouths of boobs: Chris Matthews committed two Freudian slips in one paragraph this weekend. And we’re pretty sure he’d like to take both of them back if he could.

Matthews: If the Republicans get a real opportunity next year because President Carter, President – there’s a mistake – President uh, uh, Obama doesn’t seem to have a grip on it, he doesn’t seem to be able to pull the economy back. He’s not, it’s not working. Who would be the best to exploit that situation? Because that’s the person who would win.

Freudian Slip #1: Calling President Obama “President Carter.”

A completely understandable error. The two Presidents are now united by such equally inept foreign and domestic agendas that anyone could easily mistake one President for the other.

Freudian Slip #2: “He’s not…it’s not working.”

No, he’s not working. He’s attending parties and playing golf and voting present and showing absolutely no leadership on any issue.

Consider this proof that the only time you get the truth out of Chris Matthews is when he makes a mistake.

H/T: NewsBusters.org

Dana Perino tells the truth: Obama lies

President Obama’s “We’re producing more oil than ever” lie put former GWB Press Secretary Dana Perino over the top.

President Obama’s “We’re producing more oil than ever” lie put Dana Perino over the top.

The former GWB Press Secretary showed up on Fox News Sunday and said, “It’s interesting to me how the administration allows President Obama to say things that are so quickly proven false.”

Looks like it might be time to update that old joke and change the name in the punch line from Bill Clinton to Barack Obama::

George Washington couldn’t tell a lie. Richard Nixon couldn’t tell the truth. And Barack Obama can’t tell the difference.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmS31TRslZw

H/T: Gateway Pundit

British leader on Iran boycott of London Olympics: “Don’t let the door hit you in the Farsi on the way out”

That international sporting powerhouse otherwise known as Iran is threatening to boycott the London 2012 Olympics. And the world trembles. Except for British Prime Minister David Cameron.

That international sporting powerhouse otherwise known as Iran is threatening to boycott the London 2012 Olympics. And the world trembles. Except for British Prime Minister David Cameron.

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It's like looking at clouds. We saw a puppy dog, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad saw a Jewish conspiracy.

The BBC has the report:

Last week, Iran threatened to stay away over claims the 2012 logo was racist as it resembled the word “Zion”, a biblical term for Israel.

The prime minister told London-based paper Jewish News: “It’s completely paranoid. If the Iranians don’t want to come, don’t come – we won’t miss you.
“It would be a crazy reason for not coming,” he said.

Crazy? C’mon, Prime Minister Cameron. Crazy is Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s middle name.

In the 2008 Olympics, Iran one won gold in Mens 80 kg Taekwondo and tied for a bronze in Men’s 60 kg wrestling. That’s it. 73,000,000 people and they won one gold and tied for a bronze medal.

Save yourself the airfare, Mahmoud. And the embarrassment.

Source: BBC

And on the seventh day the Lord created the NIH: Pelosi says it has “biblical power to cure”

Nancy Pelosi argued against Republican budget cuts by attributing “biblical powers to heal” to the National Institutes of health.

There’s nothing funnier than liberals touting their religion. Absolutely nothing. Take Nancy Pelosi, for example. She argued against Republican budget cuts by attributing “biblical powers to heal” to the National Institutes of health.

CNS News has the details of Pelosi’s religious awakening:

When speaking at a press conference on Capitol Hill celebrating the first anniversary of the health care bill’s passage, Pelosi said, “There’s a cut in funding for the National Institutes of Health. This is not a healthy thing for our country because that research has answers, you know, that every family in America is one telephone call, one diagnosis, one accident away from needing the kind of biomedical research that can cure – really have the biblical power to cure in a very, very special way and so to cut back on that research is wrong.”

Holy Moses. The woman is nuts.

Source: CNS News

Liberté, égalité, stupidité: French eco-wackos want to replace trees with non-trees

Trees are so 2010. This is 2011 and yesterday’s old-fashioned foliage has been replaced by Treepods. That’s right. Trees are out, Treepods are in.

Trees are so 2010. This is 2011 and yesterday’s old-fashioned foliage has been replaced by Treepods. That’s right. Trees are out, Treepods are in.

Gizmag.com has the anti-foliage facts:

[A]n initiative from Mario Caceres and Cristian Canonico of the Influx Studio in Paris, working with SHIFTboston, is looking to roll out a man-made forest of air-cleaning Treepods throughout Boston … which are powered by solar and kinetic energy.

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I think that I shall never see, God, a poem lovely as a Treepod (perhaps our best photo caption EVER)

SHIFTboston is an incentive aimed at focusing new, exciting, innovative and environmentally responsible ideas to transform Boston into a more dynamic city. Hoping to help the city of Boston reduce its carbon dioxide, Caceres and Canonico from Influx Studio in Paris have come up with what they describe as a CO2-scrubbing living machine called Treepods, that is said to “embody and artificially enhance the capacity of trees to clean the air.”

The carbon dioxide removal process used by Treepods is based on technology developed by Dr Klaus Lackner, director of the Lenfest Center for Sustainable Energy at Columbia University. It enables the energy-efficient capture of carbon dioxide from air. He was inspired by his daughter’s prize-winning 8th grade project which successfully extracted carbon dioxide from the air using a fish tank pump and a battery, and proceeded to create a machine which cleansed the air like a living tree.

Columbia University, the city of Boston and the French. Why are we not surprised that the concept of replacing real trees with ugly, expensive, artificial ones comes from that unholy alliance?

We say it’s a sooper dooper idea. In fact, let’s start bulldozing the Amazon rainforest and installing a bunch of Treepods. Why wait? Let’s start now.

Source: Gizmag.com

Police department lowers its standards because not enough black candidates passed the test

Want to be a policeman in Dayton, Ohio? If you’re black, an ability to write your name is just about the only qualification necessary.

If you take blood pressure medication, you may want to pop a pill or two before reading this story.

Want to be a policeman in Dayton, Ohio? If you’re black, an ability to write your name is just about the only qualification necessary. Thanks to President Obama’s ironically-named Department of Justice, an “F” is now a passing grade.

ABC Dayton has the details:

Dayton is in desperate need of officers to replace dozens of retirees. The hiring process was postponed for months because the D.O.J. rejected the original scores provided by the Dayton Civil Service Board, which administers the test.

Under the previous requirements, candidates had to get a 66% on part one of the exam and a 72% on part two.

The D.O.J. approved new scoring policy only requires potential police officers to get a 58% and a 63%. That’s the equivalent of an ‘F’ and a ‘D’.

“It becomes a safety issue for the people of our community,” said Dayton Fraternal Order of Police President, Randy Beane. “It becomes a safety issue to have an incompetent officer next to you in a life and death situation.”

“The NAACP does not support individuals failing a test and then having the opportunity to be gainfully employed,” agreed Dayton NAACP President Derrick Foward.

… “If you lower the score for any group of people, you’re not getting the best qualified people for the job,” Foward said.

Welcome to America 2011, where the color of your skin is more important than the content of your skull.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLJPsnfWTfM

Source: ABC Dayton

Forget Libya, Japan and unemployment. President Obama uses weekly address to discuss the important issues.

President Obama is a big thinker. He can’t be bothered with minor issues like Libya and Japan. As he demonstrated in his weekly address to the nation, he’s zeroed in on the one issue that is greatest concern to every American: equal pay for women.

Civil War is Libya, not so important. The earthquake and tsunami in Japan, ditto. Unemployment, no big deal.

President Obama is a big thinker. He can’t be bothered with minor issues like that. As he demonstrated in his weekly address to the nation, he’s zeroed in on the one issue that is greatest concern to every American – equal pay for women.

Seriously.

Holy moly: Bill Maher tells Muslim Congressman that the Koran is a hate-filled book. And worse.

HBO’s Bill Maher went off on pseudo-crying Muslim Congressman Keith Ellison. If he gets sued, we’re pretty sure he’ll cop the temporary sanity plea.

Somebody get us the smelling salts because we’re feeling a little faint. HBO’s Bill Maher went off on pseudo-crying Muslim Congressman Keith Ellison. If he gets sued, we’re pretty sure he’ll cop the temporary sanity plea.

Mediaite.com has the remarkable turn of events:

Ellison, who was raised Catholic, said he was drawn to Islam initially due to a message of “inclusion and “social justice,” and spoke of the need for “religious pluralism” in society. It was smooth sailing at that point – Maher even said “right on.” But then, Maher went off on radical Islam, deeming “the threat, potentially, from radicalized Muslims…a unique and greater threat” – one, he said, that’s in its “medieval era.” In addition, he cited “trying to get nuclear weapons” and a “culture of suicide bombing.”

But that paled next to Maher’s criticism of the Qur’an, which he called a “hate-filled holy book…which is taken very literally” by radical Islamic terrorists. Ripping suicide bombers is one thing…maligning the holy book for the entirety of Islam is quite another. Ellison, of course, disagreed, saying Maher was “lumping together things that shouldn’t be lumped together,” and that terrorists “take things out of context to do what they want to do” – in fact, that “terrorist rhetoric” has little to do with religion at all.

Maher allowed that the “vast, vast giant majority of Muslims aren’t the problem,” but added that with terrorists, “it just takes one.” Maher also seemed unconvinced of Ellison’s Qur’an defense, even as Ellison cited a passage that claims that taking one life is akin to killing the whole world, and saving a life is like saving the entire world: “Am I getting the wrong translation? ‘Cause that’s what every Muslim always tells me.”

Maher’s Hollywood friends – we know you’re probably wondering how someone as vile as Maher could have friends, but please note that we said Hollywood friends. Everyone knows that Hollywood friends have nothing in common with real friends. Hollywood friends are just people who do that Sopranos hug and back slap thing to people they secretly loathe at awards shows and then pray that the person they’re hugging and slapping never gets another role because that would be one less role that they could get and Hollywood is fueled by equal quantities of jealosy and deception. And, of course, cocaine…

Anyway, as we were saying, Maher’s Hollywood friends are undoubtedly staging an intervention at this very moment.

H/T: Mediaite.com

Rand in command: Senator Paul reams an official from the Energy Department

Rand Paul tells an official from the energy department to stay out of his bathroom, out of his bedroom, out of his kitchen, out of his whole friggin’ life.

We’re really starting to like this Rand Paul guy. In this clip he tells an official from the energy department to stay out of his bathroom, out of his bedroom, out of his kitchen, out of his whole friggin’ life.

It was all prompted by the department’s idiotic light bulb energy efficiency regulations.

If Paul is willing to do this after just two months on the job, think how much fun he’s going to have in the next six years.

Go, Rand, go.

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