Chris Matthews’ homoerotic fantasies about Obama as Batman

by editor on May 19, 2011

Chris Matthews is having trouble separating fiction and reality.

Not that this is anything new. He’s always seemed to be lost in some sort of liberal lalaland, but it all came together on Tuesday night’s Hardball. That’s when he actually compared the President of the United States to Batman.

batman-robin-in-bedHe really did.

Matthews: Let me finish tonight with the Joker. Remember him? He was played by Jack Nicholson in that great “Batman” movie by Tim Burton. He was the key to the movie. Why? Because his dark world of malevolence and revenge set in contrast the goodwill, generosity and glamour of our hero. He was to the movie on the bad side what Batman was on the good. Batman stands on tall buildings looking for evil to be perpetrated, people to be saved. The Joker looks for ways to manipulate public opinion, interrupt the TV news, and bring his evil intentions and motives and instincts into reality. Maybe the President today is our Batman, trying to do good, a bit mysterious, a bit cool and technocratic, a bit removed from the world of emotions, but right, right there on the side of good, always using his brains and wit to look out for the people in trouble. Well, maybe he’s not that good.

You might view Matthews’ comments in a different light when you read what Wikipedia says about Batman:

Homosexual and pederastic interpretations have been part of the academic study of the Batman franchise since psychiatrist Fredric Wertham asserted in his 1954 book Seduction of the Innocent that “Batman stories are psychologically homosexual”. He claimed, “The Batman type of story may stimulate children to homosexual fantasies, of the nature of which they may be unconscious” and “Only someone ignorant of the fundamentals of psychiatry and of the psychopathology of sex can fail to realize a subtle atmosphere of homoeroticism which pervades the adventures of the mature ‘Batman’ and his young friend Robin.

Our best guess? Matthews fantasizes about Obama dressed in tights and a mask, six-pack abs rippling, a long dark cape rippling in the breeze. And he pictures himself as Robin, Batman’s young protégé, dressed in a colorful costume and performing whatever deeds his master wants done. If you know what we mean.

Suddenly, we understand why Matthews get a tingle up the leg every time he hears Obama speak.

 

H/T: NewsBusters.org

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greatj
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Matthews head looks like humpty/dumpty.

Al'Ananda
Guest

And that’s perfectly OK, isn’t it?

rico
Member

OK. Its like this. If Matthews wont take it up the butt by B.O. I bet he would hold his sausage in his mouth till the swelling went down. Any grown man that feels a tingle from another mans intentions is gay in my book.

Al'Ananda
Guest

And isn’t that what ‘normal’ neurotypicals think of anyway! In my mind, Robyn is a young adult (over consenting age…in many countries) who receives apprenticeship from a loving father figure, as in Ancient Greece, and there is nothing unhealthy about that.
Where’s my Batman?

KimmyQueen
Guest

O-K….

Quartermain
Guest

I think Crissy Mathews is Harlequinn to Obama’s Joker.

perlcat
Member

Yep, I think that the best way to describe LeftBall is “tres stalkeriffic”

Max Fisher
Guest

I know most of you think that if Obama was Batman then Chrissy’s wish would be that he was Robin,but I know what his dream would be,that he could be the bat-pole

perlcat
Member

I thought he wanted to be the bat-cave.

KimmyQueen
Guest

He may want it both ways.

Obamie better be careful because Chrissie maybe a bit too obsessive and he may get violent if he doesn’t get what he obviously wants.

Buck O'Fama
Guest

Matthews appears on MSNBC; not being able to separate fiction from reality is a prerequisite for employment there.

KimmyQueen
Guest

Well at least we know that Chrissie wants to Buck O’Fama…

Buck O'Fama
Guest

Heh. His show ain’t named “Hardball” for nothin’….

KimmyQueen
Guest

and he wants people to “let him finish” ewww…

jukin
Guest

Should be Blue ball.

The Obumbly Obomster
Member

“The Joker looks for ways to manipulate public opinion, interrupt the TV news, and bring his evil intentions and motives and instincts into reality.”

If that isn’t a 100% accurate description of the President, I don’t know what is.

YT
Member

I thought Chris was talking about himself….

Elrond Hubbard
Member

Matthews, as usual, has it backwards. Obama is America’s Joker, manipulating public opinon, interrupting TV news with self-glamorizing announcements, sowing fear and lies while wrecking the economy. His aim is chaos, he wants to bankrupt our nation so it can be rebuilt as a socialist Utopia.

Chris is a middle aged political groupie and Obama is his Justin Bieber. It’s embarassing to hear his out of control girly language whenever he discusses The One. The tingle up Matthew’s leg has fried his brain.

BTW, Dr. Wertham was a loon.

Babydoll102187
Member

Is Chris Matthews a muslim? I was just wondering because today is thursday….

Rogertheshrubber
Guest

“Matthews fantasizes about Obama….a long dark cape rippling in the breeze”

That being of course, Barry’s foreskin.

RTS

Anniee451
Member

Bwaahahaha!!!!!

GregoryTart
Member

The Joker is also mathew’s pet name for his genitals

perlcat
Member

He has genitals? I thought he was a eunuch.

RKae
Member

Oh, yes, he has genitals…

…in a jar of formaldehyde.

YT
Member

…that is shoved up Obama’s gapping asshole.

perlcat
Member

tmi

KimmyQueen
Guest

That… was… hilarious!

Babydoll102187
Member

And people still think he is an objective reporter? He’s a biased embarassment to journalism.

JohnWhite
Guest

Batman stands on tall buildings looking for evil to be perpetrated, people to be saved. The Joker looks for ways to manipulate public opinion, interrupt the TV news, and bring his evil intentions and motives and instincts into reality.

Last time I checked, Obama has not been standing on tall buildings looking for evil. Instead, he is much more like the Joker, looking for ways to manipulate public opinion, interrupt the TV news, etc.

Obama the Joker?

Anniee451
Member

Ironically, that was the only thought I had when reading it. Then I saw he was likening Obi-Wan to BATMAN and wanted to barf. What a jerk. Now if he wanted a superhero he probably should have gone with Superman, the epitome of apple pie and America; but that jingoistic Superman talking about the American way would just be a slap in the face to these anti-American commies.

jukin
Guest

Remember the posters with Obama as the Joker (Ledger version) and the word SOCIALISM under him?

Yeah that was racist…I don’t know how but it was. Matthews told me it was. Even though it was explicitly stating what it was about, it was racist because Obumbler is half black.

KimmyQueen
Guest

WE don’t need no psychiatrist to know that Chris Matthews loves Obamie and wants to plug his hole or wants Obamie to plug his hole or whatever. It is just gross and he is nasty.

Anniee451
Member

I know, the whole thrill up the leg bit was absolutely sickening. Mathews is psycho.

Randome-11
Guest

“psychiatrist Fredric Wertham asserted in his 1954 book Seduction of the Innocent that “Batman stories are psychologically homosexual”. He claimed, “The Batman type of story may stimulate children to homosexual fantasies, of the nature of which they may be unconscious” and “Only someone ignorant of the fundamentals of psychiatry and of the psychopathology of sex can fail to realize a subtle atmosphere of homoeroticism which pervades the adventures of the mature ‘Batman’ and his young friend Robin.”

Only in his sick imagination!

One advice, folks, don´t let ya childrens near psychiatrists.

KimmyQueen
Guest

yeah that whole thing is BS.

Ruben
Member

Chris… are you wanting to be Obama’s heroine or are you on heroin? Which is it?

RKae
Member

Damn! A joke that requires proper spelling… and on the Internet!

We grammar Nazis rejoice!

Anniee451
Member

This Scrabble aficionado loves it 😀

And JEEZ, Mathews, WTF? BATMAN? Looking to the horizon to see who he can HELP? Are you shitting me? I…there’s no hope for these people. We really are going to hell, just like Steve Harvey said.

OperaNerd1986
Guest

It could easily be both. Matthews’ obsession with Obama could be brought on by excessive heroin use.

danybhoy
Member

Booze

Sailingbum
Guest

Good thing my coffee is sitting on the desk!!

jukin
Guest

Could Matthews get any farther up Obama’s ass? Like Prince Charles wanting to be a Cameilla’s tampon, Matthews would like to be O’s butt plug.

YT
Member

or do you mean Bat Plug?

Rogertheshrubber
Guest

HAH!!!

Bat Plug….good one!

“Oh! I’m feeling that tingle up my leg again!!”

“To the Bat-Plug!!!!”

RTS

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