There’s a reason John McCain married a younger woman. Not only can she spoonfeed the deluded old codger and wipe up his drool, but she’s rational enough to comprehend what the media did to her husband throughout the last election cycle.
“I do believe there was a media bias,” Cindy said. “I do believe that the media had a specific agenda…There is very little difference now between journalism and gossip.”
“The New York Times profile of me is being used as an example of the bias in reporting in journalism classes at Columbia’s journalism school.”
Our sources inside the McCain home report that Senator McCain woke up soon after the cameras were turned off:
“The press loves me,” John said. “I’m a maverick, damn it, and the press loves me.”
Cindy rolled her eyes, patted him on the head and said, “Yes, dear. They love you. Now go back to sleep.”