Strangest headline of the day: “Cross-dressing man caught having sex with dog at English castle”

A CROSS-dressing man was caught having sex with a dog in the moat of a picturesque English Castle, it has emerged.

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Taking the "denn" out of Pendennis Castle

In a moat? That’s disgusting. News.com has details of the doggie style dalliance:

A CROSS-dressing man was caught having sex with a dog in the moat of a picturesque English Castle, it has emerged.

The 33-year-old transvestite mounted the canine after it ran off from its owner at Pendennis Castle – a historical fortress in southern England built by King Henry VIII – on the morning of July 10, the UK’s Telegraph website reported.

The pet’s owner had been touring the castle with a friend when the dog chased after the cross-dresser. By the time the woman caught up with her pet, the man was already having sex with it.

Castle staff detained the man as police were called to the scene, a spokesman for English Heritage, which manages the attraction, said.

“This really was a very rare and unusual incident,” the spokesman said.

The man was later said to have made a “full and frank confession” to the incident, which remains under police investigation.

When he says “full and frank”, we assume he’s referring to Barney Frank. But we could be wrong.

Sourrce: News.com

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