No, Diane, real people will not be hurt most. That sad fate will fall to robots, mannequins and the audio-animatronic Mr. Lincoln at Disneyland.
Where do they find these people? Is there a liberal laboratory where they are trained to ask the most inane questions imaginable? Is there an Interview 101 class where they learn to look sincere and act like morons?
With no further delay, we proudly present Diane Sawyer’s latest moment of absurdity.