Donald Trump finally discovers long-lost birth certificate. On Leno’s Monday show, “Maher said he would donate $5 million to the charity of Trump’s choice if the ‘Celebrity Apprentice’ host could prove he is not the ‘spawn of his mother having sex with an orangutan’. … On Tuesday, a lawyer for Trump sent the letter to Maher with the birth certificate attached, asking the ‘Real Time’ host to make good on his late-night offer.” Maher’s foot is in his mouth, but in his case that’s an improvement.

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Progressive Hemrrhoid
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Progressive Hemrrhoid

I feel about as sorry for Maher as I did to hear about his idol Hugo Chavez’s latest affliction.

poppajoe49
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Maher’s foot is in his mouth, but in his case that’s an improvement.

Anything that keeps him from talking is an improvement.

Paden
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Maher is a vulgar little hater isn’t he

KimmyQueen
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He is. He is indeed.

flashingscotsman
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Liberals like that.

That Guy
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He might be insane, but Trump does have his moments.

Sidekick
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He’ll ever pay up. Since when do libs give their own money to charity?

KimmyQueen
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He gave to the Obama I will give you free stuff if you help me charity :-/

poppajoe49
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Exactly! They hold fundraisers, or do concerts, where they donate their time, but the charity money comes from the little people. Never cuts into the lib’s bank account.

flashingscotsman
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I usually do the same thing, but it’s because I have no money in my bank account.

Kip Hooker
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@Sidekick

Very true!

Karmaa
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Only when there’s something in it for them! LOL

Dan
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Love it.

Karmaa
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OWNED! My guess is that any lawyer could make a case for a legal contract – Maher may actually have to pay up! Oh please please please!

KimmyQueen
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I said the same thing… Please make him pay, Please make him pay… LOL Maher messed with the wrong person.

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