Donald Trump finally discovers long-lost birth certificate. On Leno’s Monday show, “Maher said he would donate $5 million to the charity of Trump’s choice if the ‘Celebrity Apprentice’ host could prove he is not the ‘spawn of his mother having sex with an orangutan’. … On Tuesday, a lawyer for Trump sent the letter to Maher with the birth certificate attached, asking the ‘Real Time’ host to make good on his late-night offer.” Maher’s foot is in his mouth, but in his case that’s an improvement.

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Progressive Hemrrhoid
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Progressive Hemrrhoid
January 10, 2013 2:03 pm

I feel about as sorry for Maher as I did to hear about his idol Hugo Chavez’s latest affliction.

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
January 10, 2013 5:19 am

Maher’s foot is in his mouth, but in his case that’s an improvement.

Anything that keeps him from talking is an improvement.

Paden
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Paden
January 10, 2013 12:59 am

Maher is a vulgar little hater isn’t he

KimmyQueen
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KimmyQueen
January 10, 2013 5:50 am

He is. He is indeed.

flashingscotsman
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January 10, 2013 8:02 pm

Liberals like that.

That Guy
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That Guy
January 9, 2013 7:16 pm

He might be insane, but Trump does have his moments.

Sidekick
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Sidekick
January 9, 2013 6:45 pm

He’ll ever pay up. Since when do libs give their own money to charity?

KimmyQueen
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KimmyQueen
January 10, 2013 5:50 am

He gave to the Obama I will give you free stuff if you help me charity :-/

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
January 9, 2013 8:57 pm

Exactly! They hold fundraisers, or do concerts, where they donate their time, but the charity money comes from the little people. Never cuts into the lib’s bank account.

flashingscotsman
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January 10, 2013 10:28 am

I usually do the same thing, but it’s because I have no money in my bank account.

Kip Hooker
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January 9, 2013 7:59 pm

@Sidekick

Very true!

Karmaa
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Karmaa
January 9, 2013 6:49 pm

Only when there’s something in it for them! LOL

Dan
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Dan
January 9, 2013 6:29 pm

Love it.

Karmaa
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Karmaa
January 9, 2013 6:29 pm

OWNED! My guess is that any lawyer could make a case for a legal contract – Maher may actually have to pay up! Oh please please please!

KimmyQueen
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KimmyQueen
January 10, 2013 5:49 am

I said the same thing… Please make him pay, Please make him pay… LOL Maher messed with the wrong person.

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