God bless the Joffrey Ballet. Today I flew from Los Angeles to Chicago for a business meeting. The Joffrey Ballet company was on the same flight. Thank you, God, for ballerinas. I have never seen such a remarkable collection of great asses in my life. Yes, I know this has absolutely nothing to do with hating the media, but it has everything to do with loving incredibly tight, shapely derrieres the Arts. And now back to your regular programming.

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Neo-7
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Neo-7
February 6, 2013 3:25 pm

To quote the Moody Blues

Breath deep the gathering gloom
Watch lights fade from every room
Bedsitter people look back and lament
Another days useless energy spent

Impassioned lovers wrestle as one
Lonely man cries for love and has none
New mother picks up and suckles her son
Senior citizens wish they were young

Cold hearted orb that rules the night
Removes the color from our sights
Red is gray and yellow white
But we decide which is right and which is an illusion .

sa_rose
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sa_rose
February 7, 2013 10:28 am

Meeeeeemmmm riessssssssss. I love that song!

http://youtu.be/9muzyOd4Lh8

Alien
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Alien
February 8, 2013 4:04 pm

when i was young, dumb kid, i used to hear it as Knights in White Satin.. and i imagined a doomed, but valiant charge.. like crusaders in the desert

sa_rose
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sa_rose
February 9, 2013 10:55 am

Actually that sounds kind of nice. And actually makes more sense that Nights in White Satin!

drb
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drb
February 9, 2013 10:59 am

nights in white satin…quit talkin’ about my pajamas!

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
February 9, 2013 1:04 pm

MUWAH! 😀

Alien
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Alien
February 6, 2013 3:37 pm

Days of Future Past

Great album

Alien
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Alien
February 8, 2013 4:03 pm

can’t believe i typed “past” and not “passed”. shame..

Navyvet2
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Navyvet2
February 5, 2013 2:32 pm

Awright, my flying story. I have flown many many business miles. My experience is exactly like JP’s. Beauty after beauty goes by and then here comes Tons-o-Fun waddling down the aisle to sit next to me. BUT, once I got on a flight, cursing my luck because I had an middle seat. But lo and behold, as I approached my row, up ahead were two lovely’s. One in the aisle and one in the window seat. YES!! It was my row.
However, almost immediately upon takeoff they both started puking and puked all the way to our destination.

sa_rose
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sa_rose
February 6, 2013 12:56 pm

Lovely. I keep tellingguys, looks are one thing, but they won’t hang around forever, and sometimes not even 24/7. Look for the beautiful woman within as well pr in place of the hot outside.

Navyvet2
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Navyvet2
February 6, 2013 2:48 pm

True, but the loveliness will last the length of the flight, unless of course the Lovely starts puking.

matthew s harrison
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matthew s harrison
February 5, 2013 6:17 am

Last time I flew, I got stuck next to Carrie Fisher. Talk about the opposite of your great fortune.. And she not only smelled like my grandmother-she looked like her too. Damn, some guys have all the luck!

sa_rose
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sa_rose
February 6, 2013 12:54 pm

Getting stuck beside Carrie Fischer was a learning moment. Remember how she looked in the gold bikini thing at Jabba’s crib? Take a good look at her now. That is what happens to maybe 75% of women once they are full grown (not lanky teens) and have lived a life, had a few kids, a few drinks and way too much comfort food to deal with their lives.

DefHarryMelon
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DefHarryMelon
February 6, 2013 2:52 pm

Yeah, she was only 20 when the first one came out, probably 26 or 27 when Return of the Jedi was released. Jabba knew how he liked his slave girls to dress! Jabba, he was a he, right? She was awful cute though! She was brought up to be a jaded and spoiled brat. She became a successful boozer and pill popper. At least she hasn’t croaked it on a pile of coke or heroin… yet.

sa_rose
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sa_rose
February 7, 2013 10:26 am

Try 18. She was the same age as her Mother was when she debuted in Singing in the Rain.

DefHarryMelon
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DefHarryMelon
February 7, 2013 8:41 pm

And quite actually, she was 20 when the first one came out, turning 21 5 months later.

sa_rose
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sa_rose
February 8, 2013 12:43 pm

I stand corrected. In one of her interviews they made the connection between her age at debut, and her mom’s. Guess they fudged a bit. Liars.

DefHarryMelon
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DefHarryMelon
February 7, 2013 5:28 pm

Well, that’s different math than they taught me in 1963. She was born in October 1956 according to our favorite place, wikipedia –
Carrie Frances Fisher (born October 21, 1956) is an American actress, novelist, screenwriter, and performance artist. She is best known for her portrayal of Princess Leia in the original Star Wars trilogy. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carrie_Fisher
And –
The first film in the series was originally released on May 25, 1977, under the title Star Wars, by 20th Century Fox, and became a worldwide pop culture phenomenon, followed by two sequels, released at three-year intervals. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Wars

You can find this –
At the age of 19, Fisher was offered the role of Princess Leia, even though at 5-foot-1 and 105 pounds she was told she was too fat for the part. She took the role, but, she told Lauer, had she known how big the movie would be, “I would never have done it. All I did when I was really famous was wait for it to end.” –
here – http://www.nbcnews.com/id/28158582/site/todayshow/ns/today-entertainment/t/carrie-fisher-i-wish-id-turned-down-star-wars/#.URRT9PI1N_g

So, not 18.

Alien
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Alien
February 7, 2013 8:57 pm

Too fat? She was adorable in the first movie.. Of course I didn’t appreciate her until junior high, when Slave Leia came on the scene. But I know she was curvy under that princess garb

sa_rose
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sa_rose
February 8, 2013 12:42 pm

Wellcome to Hollyweird. The Carrie you saw had lost the “extra” weight. Hollyweird is the birthplace of anorexia, bulemia, laxative use and diet pills. They did the same thing to Judy Garland and she ended up a dope popping fiend. Oh, wait. So did Carrie. No one looks normal in Hollywood, any more than models do. And another reason why most actresses after say, mid 20’s have difficulty getting parts. As teens they are bone thin, but as they get older, they acquire more womanly bodies and are considered too fat. So they get plastic surgery, a personal trainer, a personal chef to try and stave off the inevitable. Aging.

Alien
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Alien
February 8, 2013 1:24 pm

Agreed.. i’ve had a theory about the runway models.. the fashion designer community is overly represented by gay men, who prefer the boyish loss of curves. I know, i know.. the clothes are supposed to hang better and all that.. HOGWASH, i like my theory

As for Hollywood, its clear that the curvier actresses get a lot more buzz and drool out of the boys.. think Scarlett Johansson, Olivia Wilde, or Christina Hendricks.. Cuz they look like girls.. err, real womenz

So perhaps they make the girls jealous, and audience share is lost. So we end up with Julia Roberts, who really does nothing for any guy I know

sa_rose
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sa_rose
February 9, 2013 10:54 am

The idea behind modeling is to be a human hangar for the clothes. The idea of a beautiful model is fairly recent. They used to be simply a way to display the clothes. Since all women are built a little differently, the extreme thinness wards off issues with fit from model to model. One of my sisters used to model, and her build is very boyish; flat breasted, narrow hipped, long legs. Her clothes look fabulous on her, with no lumps bumps or pulling area. Now with the desire for more breasts on these women, the style for blouses has become a stretched, one size to small look. Its ugly, but it reduces the competition for the gay designers.

flashingscotsman
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February 8, 2013 9:47 pm

I can go to WalMart right now and find a better looking woman than Julia Roberts.

And WalMart is closed for the night.

Not that I don’t LOVE slim women, I just see JR as not so hot looking.

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
February 9, 2013 10:32 am

She looks too much like her brother.

DefHarryMelon
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DefHarryMelon
February 7, 2013 9:23 pm

A funny minute of footage worth the time. Did you know that Kari Byron of Mythbusters fame was one of the Ewoks in Return of the Jedi? https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=3WIQigWP-U4

Alien
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Alien
February 7, 2013 9:42 pm

LOL I had no idea.. She is awesome too

DefHarryMelon
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DefHarryMelon
February 7, 2013 9:49 pm

I find Ms. Byron to have buckets of hotness to spare. Can’t seem to locate any citation on the googly places of her Ewok work, but recall her talking to the guys on Mythbusters about her doing that. She woulda been 5 or 6 years old. One of hundreds of little furballs in the movie. Doubt any of em got a credit.

flashingscotsman
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February 8, 2013 9:40 pm

That’s why she’s my heart throb. Cute as hell, and fun too.

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
February 8, 2013 6:37 pm

Kari is totally hot! She likes to play with guns and explosives too!

Alien
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Alien
February 8, 2013 8:34 am

I remember when they scanned her derriere.. years ago it seems now.. was sitting there watching with wifey and all I could do was give her a strained look and say “ITS SCIENCE!”

JPTravis
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February 5, 2013 6:54 am

I have terrible luck on planes. Once I sat there watching beautiful woman after beautiful woman walk by, rooting for every sngle one of them to be my seatmate, then suddenly in walked Bertha Butt, so wide she could barely navigate the aisle, and I just knew it was fate. When she sat next to me she spilled over the arm rests forcing me to practically crawl out the window.

Karmaa
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Karmaa
February 8, 2013 8:57 am

Oh Em Gee!! When I saw “Bertha Butt”, it triggered a memory: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LQJYgs1sxc I just fell out of my chair!!

Bertha, Betty, Bella, and Bathsheba Butt!!

flashingscotsman
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February 8, 2013 9:33 pm

They were the Butt sisters.

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
February 5, 2013 7:03 am

Most of the time when I fly, I am with my wife. This makes the chance of having a cute young thing like this sit next to me, impossible.
I am tall, have long legs, and need the aisle seat so that I can stretch my legs during the flight. She is shorter and takes the middle seat. Anyone else we sit with gets the window.
We mostly fly Southwest, so not even the flight attendants are attractive, at least in my experience. As the one pilot once said, gays, grannys, and grandes.

MGAP
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MGAP
February 5, 2013 6:27 am

Gad! That’s almost worse than getting stuck beside Rachel Madcow…

pink Floyd
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pink Floyd
February 5, 2013 4:47 am

I think I’ve seen that picture before…oh, yeah, I remember, it was in Websters dictionary beside the word “PERFECTION”

Mrs. Floyd had one of those and is still damn close a few decades later.

deepthinker
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deepthinker
February 5, 2013 4:08 am

Here, here. The beauty of a lady does brighten ones day:)

Progressive Hemrrhoid
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Progressive Hemrrhoid
February 5, 2013 2:55 am

Why is it when I go on flights I never see anything like that, but usually end up getting an isle seat next to the very fat Mexican national with the 50lb bag of fried chicken?

MGAP
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MGAP
February 5, 2013 6:23 am

I think you got your ethnic stereotypes mixed up there Hemi! 😉

Progressive Hemrrhoid
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Progressive Hemrrhoid
February 5, 2013 8:36 am

Nope, afraid not. It was an connecting flight and we waited on the tarmac for 1/2 an hour for the Air Mexico flight to arrive. Every person who borded the plane from the Air Mexico flight was carrying large clear plastic bags full of boxes of fried chicken.
I guess you don’t see much fried chicken in Mexico.

PsychoDad
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February 4, 2013 9:07 pm

Ah yes, nothing like art. Do yourself some real good, and expose yourself to art.

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
February 4, 2013 9:08 pm

Or, enjoy art exposing itself to you!

Fenster314
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Fenster314
February 4, 2013 10:58 pm

One thing this blog could definitely use is more art. On a daily basis.

JPTravis
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February 4, 2013 8:30 pm

Wait ’til Mrs. Editor reads this.

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