Want to write a story for IHateTheMedia.com? It’s really simple. Just fill in the blanks in the following story.
“It was with deep regret today that President Obama’s nominee for (fill in the blank) withdrew (his/her) name from consideration for (fill in the job). “The fact that (fill in name) didn’t pay (his/her) taxes was a simple mistake anyone could have made,” said President Obama. “I regret that (fill in name) fell victim to partisan politics.”
(Fill in the blank with a side-splitting, hilarious, smartass comment).”
To be completely impartial, it’s equally easy to write for most of the media. In fact, it’s even easier because there are fewer blanks to fill in. For example, see the following story.
“It was with deep regret today that President Obama’s nominee for (fill in the blank) withdrew (his/her) nomination today for (fill in the job). “The fact that (fill in name) didn’t pay (his/her) taxes was a simple mistake anyone could have made,” said President Obama. “I regret that (fill in name) fell victim to partisan politics.”
(Fill in this blank with a completely sympathetic statement about the president and, if possible, say something derogatory about conservatives).”
And you thought being a journalist was a tough job.
