Inexplicable Photo Caption Contest IV

by editor on June 29, 2011

We haven’t had an Inexplicable Photo Caption Contest in a few months, but we’re doing it now because this photo just screams out for one.

No prizes. No winners. Just the warm inner glow you get when you know you’ve come up with a funny caption to accompany a photo of Michelle Obama sticking her tongue out at Desmond Tutu while they both appear to be doing push ups.

Make ’em funny or don’t make ’em at all.

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hisham
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hisham
June 29, 2011 9:45 pm

And this is how you pray to Allah and then you look to your right and then you look to your left and then you stick your tongue out like this and then…..

Not so silent
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Not so silent
June 29, 2011 9:29 pm

I know there some french fries under that table, now if you two would get outta my way I could get to them!

jihurst
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jihurst
June 29, 2011 9:28 pm

“and this is what the human centipede start off like…”

KimmyQueen
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June 29, 2011 9:22 pm

“I have to burn off those fat cakes, but oh man I want me some fries”

Jim J
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Jim J
June 29, 2011 9:19 pm

Barak showed me this. First you lay out your little prayer rug, Face to the East, bend waaaaayyyy down, and then you give a shout out to Allah. Waaaaaassssssssuuuuuuuuuuppppp!

Buzzsaw
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Buzzsaw
June 29, 2011 8:25 pm

“Hey, Desmond I can stick my tongue up Obama’s ass THIS FAR!”

Richard
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Richard
June 29, 2011 8:02 pm

First one to twenty gets your Nobel Peace Prize Tutu. Then I will have earned one more legitimately than my husband.

Black Sabbath
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Black Sabbath
June 29, 2011 7:22 pm

This is what the JournOList media do every time my husband or I walk by!

Vic
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Vic
June 29, 2011 6:16 pm

Moochelle obomie demonstrates how she reacts to leg-tingler Chris Mathews.

Buck O'Fama
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Buck O'Fama
June 29, 2011 6:14 pm

On this week’s episode of the new Discovery Channel series, “STRANGE Sex”….

Jan Cherry
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Jan Cherry
June 29, 2011 6:12 pm

And this is what people can do when they lose their jobs and can’t afford a mop.

CO2Insanity
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June 29, 2011 6:03 pm

….and then Bill told me Monica Lewinski did this…..

Exile
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Exile
June 29, 2011 5:32 pm

Have Oprah slide her fat ass right over here.

cpierce
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June 29, 2011 5:31 pm

…and the snozzberries taste like snozzberries!

Ken.ca
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Ken.ca
June 29, 2011 5:25 pm

“You see these arms …. I can do better with my tongue.”

TerribleTroy
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TerribleTroy
June 29, 2011 5:17 pm

No Really! If you lick it, it tastes like FRENCH FRIES!

Crawling on the floor obviously triggered Michelle’s “reptilian” instinct…

Ha Ha! I can do more push ups than your fat, bald, Desmond Tutu lookin….

scr_north
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scr_north
June 29, 2011 5:16 pm

Whoa baby, you don’t even have to use your arms do you Big Boy?. It’s been so long…..

Progressive Hemrrhoid
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Progressive Hemrrhoid
June 29, 2011 4:49 pm

She’s just showing the correct way for all her husband’s followers to be true Fawning Bootlickers.

The Obumbly Obomster
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The Obumbly Obomster
June 29, 2011 4:46 pm

PUSH HARDER!!! We need to push the value of the dollar further down.

hardwurkindaddy
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hardwurkindaddy
June 29, 2011 4:38 pm

And when I am queen the GOP will lick my Gucci’s like THIS!

Plainsman
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Plainsman
June 29, 2011 4:38 pm

Michelle: Oh gag me! Desmond, did you beef one off?

tehDede
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tehDede
June 29, 2011 4:31 pm

“This floor better be clean enough to eat arugula off of.”

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