Inexplicable Photo Caption Contest IV

by editor on June 29, 2011

We haven’t had an Inexplicable Photo Caption Contest in a few months, but we’re doing it now because this photo just screams out for one.

No prizes. No winners. Just the warm inner glow you get when you know you’ve come up with a funny caption to accompany a photo of Michelle Obama sticking her tongue out at Desmond Tutu while they both appear to be doing push ups.

Make ’em funny or don’t make ’em at all.

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hisham
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And this is how you pray to Allah and then you look to your right and then you look to your left and then you stick your tongue out like this and then…..

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Not so silent
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I know there some french fries under that table, now if you two would get outta my way I could get to them!

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jihurst
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“and this is what the human centipede start off like…”

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KimmyQueen
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“I have to burn off those fat cakes, but oh man I want me some fries”

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Jim J
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Barak showed me this. First you lay out your little prayer rug, Face to the East, bend waaaaayyyy down, and then you give a shout out to Allah. Waaaaaassssssssuuuuuuuuuuppppp!

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Buzzsaw
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“Hey, Desmond I can stick my tongue up Obama’s ass THIS FAR!”

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Richard
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First one to twenty gets your Nobel Peace Prize Tutu. Then I will have earned one more legitimately than my husband.

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Black Sabbath
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This is what the JournOList media do every time my husband or I walk by!

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Vic
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Moochelle obomie demonstrates how she reacts to leg-tingler Chris Mathews.

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Buck O'Fama
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On this week’s episode of the new Discovery Channel series, “STRANGE Sex”….

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Jan Cherry
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And this is what people can do when they lose their jobs and can’t afford a mop.

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CO2Insanity
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….and then Bill told me Monica Lewinski did this…..

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Exile
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Have Oprah slide her fat ass right over here.

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cpierce
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…and the snozzberries taste like snozzberries!

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Ken.ca
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“You see these arms …. I can do better with my tongue.”

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TerribleTroy
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No Really! If you lick it, it tastes like FRENCH FRIES!

Crawling on the floor obviously triggered Michelle’s “reptilian” instinct…

Ha Ha! I can do more push ups than your fat, bald, Desmond Tutu lookin….

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scr_north
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Whoa baby, you don’t even have to use your arms do you Big Boy?. It’s been so long…..

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Progressive Hemrrhoid
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Progressive Hemrrhoid

She’s just showing the correct way for all her husband’s followers to be true Fawning Bootlickers.

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The Obumbly Obomster
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PUSH HARDER!!! We need to push the value of the dollar further down.

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hardwurkindaddy
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And when I am queen the GOP will lick my Gucci’s like THIS!

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Plainsman
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Michelle: Oh gag me! Desmond, did you beef one off?

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tehDede
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“This floor better be clean enough to eat arugula off of.”

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