You have to hand it to the Aussies…no, that might not be an appropriate way to say it. Let’s try again.
The Aussies have added a stroke of realism…no, that wording won’t work, either. Let’s start over.
Who is this insane Aussie? Did they get some jerk off the street…no, we apologize. That seems inappropriate, too.
Aw, the hell with it. Here’s how the Herald-Sun newspaper describes the sordid situation:
THE ABC is facing another barrage of public anger over a new TV show in which shock comedian John Safran simulates sex acts to an image of US President Barack Obama.
The Australian Family Association described the show as “filth.” Spokesman John Morrissey said it would be the lowest point in Australia’s television history.
“It’s offensive and it’s in bad taste and it’s certainly not something that kids should be exposed to,” Mr Morrissey said.Safran masturbates to the image of President Obama in a Palestinian sperm bank.
American cable TV host Chris Matthews may be considering a lawsuit demanding royalties from Safran.
“I invented masturbating to Obama and this guy is ripping me off,” the Hardball reportedly thought. “In fact, I’m feeling that thrill up my leg right now. This interview is over. Anyone know where the nearest men’s room is?”
Source: Andrew Bolt
