Another sign of the Apocalypse: Meghan McCain thinks she’d make a dandy political strategist

The fact that John McCain’s idiot daughter thinks she’s qualified to be a political strategist is surprising enough. But even more surprising is the fact that she wants to be a Republican strategist.

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The fact that John McCain’s idiot daughter thinks she’s qualified to be a political strategist is surprising enough. But even more surprising is the fact that she wants to be a Republican strategist.

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And when Meghan finally lands a client, she'll have three boobs

Politico.com has details of the daughter’s delusion:

Speaking at the Miami Book Fair International to promote her book, “Dirty Sexy Politics,” the daughter of Sen. John McCain expressed an interest in working as a Republican “strategist.”

“I’ve already had people interested in me working, which is unbelievably flattering,” McCain said. “I want to go out and do it all over again with somebody else — I want to go get a Republican elected. I want to kick Obama’s ass the next election and get a Republican elected.”

Three comments, Meghan, honey:

One, we’re pretty sure the people who want you to work as a Republican strategist are all Democrats.

Two, If you’re going to kick an Obama’s ass, go for Michelle’s. It’s a much bigger target.

And three, when a candidate says he’s “interested in working with you,” it really means, “I wonder if she’ll let me touch her boobs.”

Source: Politico.com

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