Obama disses Supreme Court, Justice Alito disses
him right back

Once again, President Obama has done the unprecedented. During last night’s State of the Union Address, he attacked the Supreme Court.

Once again, President Obama has done the unprecedented. During last night’s State of the Union Address, he attacked the Supreme Court.

“With all due deference to separation of powers,” Obama said, “last week the Supreme Court reversed a century of law that I believe will open the floodgates to special interests including foreign corporations to spend without limit in our elections.

At that point Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito frowned, shook his head, channeled South Carolina Congressman Joe Wilson and mouthed the words, “That’s not true,” which is highly-complex legal terminology that means “You lie.”

“I don’t think America’s elections should be bankrolled by America’s most powerful interests. Or worse, by foreign entities,” Obama continued. “They should be decided by the American people. And I’d urge Democrats and Republicans to pass a bill that helps correct that.”

You’re right about that, President Obama. We wouldn’t want those evil foreign entities determining American elections.

So we’re sure you’ll do everything you can to make sure George Soros butts the hell out. And while you’re at it, maybe you can convince all those Chinese waiters to stop giving cash to Hillary.

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