Easter eggs aren’t the only thing that are going to roll at the WhiteHouse today. We expect heads to roll, too, when David Axelrod discovers that these lovely Barack Obama-inspired eggs were available, yet not used.
This year, the White House went with Easter eggs that were “made from paperboard that contains no wood fibers from endangered forests, is recyclable and features vegetable-oil based inks and a water-based coating. What’s more, they’ll come in purple, pink, green and yellow and feature the stamped signatures of both President Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama.”
Stamped autographs? That’s it? No 21st century American kid is ever going to be indoctrinated inspired by a lousy water-colored egg with a phony stamped autograph.
So in the future, expect David Axelrod to demand that these Obama design eggs be used at all White House Easter Egg Rolls.
After all, what better way for children to learn the true meaning of Easter than to roll eggs emblazoned with the image of the one true God.
