Octogenarian comes up with foolproof plan to make Planned Parenthood unnecessary

The old lady’s logic is inescapable: Eliminate testicles and you eliminate the need for Planned Parenthood.

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The old lady’s logic is inescapable: Eliminate testicles and you eliminate the need for Planned Parenthood. Or as it has more accurately come to be known, Unplanned Unparenthood.

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We feel your pain. It hurts just to read this story.

The New Hampshire Register has the specifics:

An elderly woman’s alleged threat to castrate a politician brought FBI agents and a town police officer to Nortontown Road Tuesday afternoon, but no arrest was made.

Authorities went to the woman’s home after receiving a report that she called a politician Tuesday to threaten harm because the politician wants to cut funding to Planned Parenthood. Police say the woman, who is in her 80s, was “very upset” about the possible funding cut because she used to volunteer with the organization.

The FBI found that the woman did make the threat and that the politician did not confuse the meaning of the phone call — it was meant to be threatening, police said. However, authorities determined the threat “wasn’t credible” and that the woman was not going to act on it, according to police. Guilford police are unsure which politician was threatened, and the FBI investigating agent could not be reached for comment.

Police declined to name the elderly woman.

Hmmmm. Nancy Pelosi is older than we thought.

Source: New Hampshire Register

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