Behold the U.S. Postal Service’s new 44-cent stamp. It features the strong, manly features of Ronaldus Magnus.
The Washington Times has the details:
Former first lady Nancy Reagan helped unveil the design of the Ronald Reagan Centennial postage stamp during a ceremony Monday at the Reagan presidential library in Simi Valley, Calif.
The stamp features a close-up of the 40th president’s face with his Santa Barbara ranch in the background.
The Ventura County Star reports the stamp will go on sale Feb. 10, four days after what would have been Ronald Reagan’s 100th birthday.
As of February 10, this stamp will be enthusiastically affixed to all IHateTheMedia.com correspondence. All the state secrets we send to Julian Assange, all the payoffs on paternity suits, all the fanboy letters we send to Chris Christie and Marco Rubio. Everything gets new Ronald Reagan stamps.
We hear that the Postal Service is also introducing a new Barney Frank design. It will be the first stamp that licks you.
Source: Washington Times
