San Francisco Launching New 'Poop Patrol' to Deal With Dirty Streets

San Francisco has a ‘Poop Patrol’ to deal with its feces problem, and workers make more than $184,000 a year in salary and benefits. At $184 per year plus benefits, business is definitely not the shits.

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Plainsman
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Plainsman

What kind of benefits cost 160% of salary? What a load of… well, shit!

Not so silent
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Not so silent

I wonder who makes more, the police who investigate crimes, or the poop patrol who wash shit into the bay?

JPTravis
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When the chips are down, you can count on them.

Not so silent
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Not so silent

It’s a Turdy job, but somebody’s got to do it.

sifi
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sifi

If urine to it, it’s deficately an excrement job.

JPTravis
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You definitely cannot loaf while on duty.

sifi
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sifi

That turd word is 2.

JPTravis
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I bet when these guys are done with work for the day, they’re wiped.

sifi
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sifi

And flushed

JPTravis
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They’re so tired by the end of the day, it’s a wonder more of them don’t crack.

sifi
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sifi

Well, they can take relief knowing they’re rectifying conditions in that shit hole.

JPTravis
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Yeah, it’s bad: it’s like the homeless have colon-ized all the sidewalks.

JPTravis
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You started it, now you’re dropping in?

sifi
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sifi

San Francisco depends on these guys to keep the streets clean, but shit happens too often.

JPTravis
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Your puns are getting lazy, sifi, are you pooped out?

sifi
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sifi

No, dropping in once or twice a day is pretty regular for me.

JPTravis
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I’m just saying, you’ve dung better.

sifi
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sifi

Thanks, I gotta go, better scat.

JPTravis
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Kind of a waste to quit now…

sifi
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sifi

Crap, you’re right.

JPTravis
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It’s nice to BM-ployed on something useful, isn’t it?

sifi
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sifi

Long as we don’t strain.

JPTravis
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I wonder if this dump even appreciates our efforts?

sifi
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sifi

There are a lot of assets.

Not so silent
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Not so silent

Your puns wiped me out….

deepthinker
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deepthinker

Looks as if the gold rush has turned to brown flow.