Trump: ‘I Had Absolutely Nothing to Do With’ National Enquirer Story on Alleged Cruz Mistresses

Trump: ‘I Had Absolutely Nothing to Do With’ National Enquirer Story on Alleged Cruz Mistresses. Trump be like doing a Sergeant Schultz….I see nothing, I hear nothing, I know nothing.

Singer Chris Brown goes on race-filled, profanity-laced tirade urging black mobs to confront Trump fans

Singer Chris Brown goes on race-filled, profanity-laced tirade urging black mobs to confront Trump fans. Yeah baby! Let’s throw some gasoline on the fire.

MoveOn.org Takes Credit for Assault on Trump’s Rally Tonight

MoveOn.org Takes Credit for Assault on Trump’s Rally Tonight. Take a guess who pumps money into MoveOn.org? Good old George Soros. Like Trump or not you can’t reasonably blame him for this put-on protest and riot when it’s sponsored and manned by paid “activists.”

The 1968 Chicago Democrat National Convention – Police vs. Protesters

The 1968 Chicago Democrat National Convention – Police vs. Protesters. Look familiar? We had special snowflakes back then too, only they protested the Democrats, which in Democrat controlled Chicago is beyond bizarre.

Lindsey Graham: ‘We May Be In A Position Where We Have To Rally Around Ted Cruz’

Lindsey Graham: ‘We May Be In A Position Where We Have To Rally Around Ted Cruz.’ Lindsey wants to stop Trump. There’s a video at the link.

Trump notches another win as Rubio bids to elbow past Cruz

Trump notches another win as Rubio bids to elbow past Cruz. Well there you have it, three in a row wins for Trump and Rubio’s trying harder.

Trump – 45.9%
Rubio – 23.9%
Cruz – 21.4%

GOP lawyer files FEC complaint against Trump

GOP lawyer files FEC complaint against Trump. The GOP and JEB are still laboring under the delusion everyone wants to vote for JEB if they get Trump out of the way. It’s not going to work that way. JEB already went full girlyman when he had to get mommy and GW to help him. This will only alienate more people from voting JEB and get Trump yet more voters.

2016 New Hampshire Primaries

2016 New Hampshire Primaries. It ain’t over ’til it’s over but with ony 12% of the vote in many are declaring it over. Hillary’s already about to concede.

You can use the link to update. As an aside, Jim Gilmore, you should hang it up when “Other” gets more votes than you do.

REPUBLICANS

Donald Trump 13,797 votes (–) 34.0%
John Kasich 6,483 votes (-7,314) 16.0%
Ted Cruz 4,841 votes (-8,956) 11.9%
Jeb Bush 4,728 votes (-9,069) 11.6%
Marco Rubio 4,266 votes (-9,531) 10.5%
Chris Christie 3,204 votes (-10,593) 7.9%
Carly Fiorina 1,797 votes (-12,000) 4.4%
Ben Carson 996 votes (-12,801) 2.5%
Other 493 votes (-13,304) 1.2%
Jim Gilmore 21 votes (-13,776) 0.1%

DEMOCRATS

Bernie Sanders 24,922 votes
Hillary Clinton 16,632 votes (-8,290) 39.7%
Other 332 votes (-24,590) 0.8%

Cruz wins Iowa Republican caucuses, Fox News projects

Cruz wins Iowa Republican caucuses, Fox News projects. With 99% of the votes in, Huckabee has suspended his campaign and Martin O’Malley has suspended his campaign.  Clinton has 50% vs. Sanders 49%. Probably close enough Hillary needs a underwear change. There should be a lot more Republicans packing it in after this.

  1. Ted Cruz 28%
  2. Donald Trump 24%
  3. Marco Rubio 23%
  4. Ben Carson 9%
  5. Rand Paul 5%
  6. Jeb Bush 3%
  7. John Kasich 2%
  8. Carly Fiorina 2%
  9. Mike Huckabee 2% – He’s suspended his campaign,
  10. Chris Christie 2%
  11. Rick Santorum 1%
  12. Gilmore 1%

Pot meets kettle: Obama calls Donald Trump a “carnival barker”

The guy who’s broken every campaign pledge he ever made is now calling Donald Trump a “carnival barker.”

The guy who’s broken every campaign pledge he ever made is now calling Donald Trump a “carnival barker.”

Here’s what Obama said about his would-be opponent in Wednesday’s birth certificate press conference:

I’ve provided additional information today about the site of my birth. Yes, I was in fact born in Hawaii on Aug. 4, 1961. Over the past 2 1/2 years I have watched with puzzlement this controversy. Normally I wouldn’t comment on this. But the prominent news story was about my birth certificate, not the budget. I want to make a larger point. We have enormous issues we are facing. Which will generate huge and fierce debates. We are not going to be able to come together in a bipartisan fashion if we get distracted by sideshows and carnival barkers. I have every confidence that the US will come out on top.

We assume that when President Obama called Donald Trump a carnival barker, he doesn’t actually think Trump stands on the midway and lures suckers in to play rigged games of chance.

Based on Obama’s performance as President, we’re not sure if it’s supposed to be an insult or a compliment.

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If Obama has to show his actual birth certificate, shouldn’t Donald Trump have to show his actual hair?

The latest controversy about The Donald is that he won’t release his tax returns until Obama releases his birth certificate.

Donald Trump has more skeletons in his closet than a … a … well, maybe we should really figure out how sentences are going to end before we begin them.

Nevertheless, the latest controversy about The Donald is that he won’t release his tax returns until Obama releases his birth certificate.

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Is there any proof that Donald Trump's hair was born in the United States?

The New York Daily News reports:

Donald Trump has a deal for the President: He’ll release his tax returns if Obama releases his birth certificate.

The billionaire businessman and aspiring presidential candidate laid out the conditions for his financial records disclosure Tuesday.

“Maybe I’m going to do the tax returns when Obama does his birth certificate … I’d love to give my tax returns. I may tie my tax returns into Obama’s birth certificate,” he told ABC News’ George Stephanopoulos.

We say the American people are concerned with issues far more pressing than Obama’s birth certificate.

For instance, what exactly is going on with Trump’s hair? Is it real? Is it a comb over? Is it a weave? Is there any proof that it was it born in the United States?

Time to come clean, Donald.

Source: New York Daily News

Why Trump leads the polls: Calls Obama “the worst president ever”

BECAUSE HE HAS THE BALLS TO SAY THING THINGS EVERYONE IS THINKING, BUT NONE OF THE OTHER COWARDLY REPUBLICANS WILL SAY!

Want to know why Donald Trump does so well in all the polls of Republican voters?

BECAUSE HE HAS THE BALLS TO SAY THING THINGS EVERYONE IS THINKING, BUT NONE OF THE OTHER COWARDLY REPUBLICANS WILL SAY!

Excuse us for screaming, but we get incredibly frustrated with the gentlemanly behavior of this year’s crop of spineless, gonadless Republicans.

Here’s Trump being Trump during an interview with Sean Hannity:

Trump: (Starting at about the 1:50 mark) He’s been a horrible president. I always said the worst president was Jimmy Carter. Guess what? Jimmy Carter goes to second place. Barack Obama has been the worst president ever. In the history of this country, Barack Obama is number one.

OF COURSE, HE’S THE WORST PRESIDENT IN HISTORY. WHY ISN’T EVERY REPUBLICAN SAYING THIS?

Excuse our screaming again.

The whole interview is worth watching, but if you only watch the segment with that quote, it’ll enough to make you scream, too.

We hate to say this, but we’re starting to like the idea of President Trump

Meredith Vieira of the Today Show interviews Donald Trump and he makes mincemeat of her. Watch the entire interview for yourself and tell us if you don’t start to take this guy a little more seriously.

Meredith Vieira of the Today Show interviews Donald Trump and he makes mincemeat of her. Watch the entire interview for yourself and tell us if you don’t start to take this guy a little more seriously.

By the way, what the hell is mincemeat?

Trump burnishes his birther credentials: “Show us the birth certificate”

The leftist harridans on the View did not take kindly to The Donald confirming his status as a birther.

The leftist harridans on the View did not take kindly to The Donald confirming his status as a birther.

“There’s something on that birth certificate he doesn’t like.”

Our newest theory: It’s not that it shows he was born in Kenya. It’s not that he was listed on the birth certificate as “white.” No, we after watching this guy in action for several years now, we believe his birth certificate says that Barack Obama was born female, because it’s clear that he has no balls.

But let’s get to a more important issue: What the hell is Whoopi Goldberg wearing? She looks like Jabba the Hutt in scrubs.

Trump on the stump: Is The Donald a birther?

Possible Presidential contender Donald Trump likes to buy things. Lots of things. But one thing he’s not buying is the story of Barack Obama’s birth in a manger in Honolulu.

Possible Presidential contender Donald Trump likes to buy things. Lots of things. But one thing he’s not buying is the story of Barack Obama’s birth in a manger in Honolulu.

“Let me tell you, I’m a really smart guy. I was a really good student at the best school in the country. The reason I have a little doubt, just a little, is because he grew up and nobody knew him.”

“If I got the nomination, if I decide to run, you may go back and interview people from my kindergarten. They’ll remember me. Nobody comes forward. Nobody knows who he is until later in his life. It’s very strange. The whole thing is very strange.”

Man’s obviously a racist.

Master of Subtlety: Donald Trump says Chinese cheat and lie, think we’re stupid and toy with Obama

Our keen analytical skills allow us to read between the lines and interpret what Donald Trump is saying in ways that lesser analysts cannot. We’re not sure he likes the Chinese.

Our keen analytical skills allow us to read between the lines and interpret what Donald Trump is saying in ways that lesser analysts cannot. We’re not sure he likes the Chinese.

Here are a few of The Donald’s subtle thoughts:

“He’s toying with Obama and he doesn’t respect him. I have many Chinese friends and they cannot believe what they’re getting away with. He’s just playing with Obama.”

“These are not our friends. They’re looking to destroy our country.”

“They’re having a big beautiful dinner right now in Washington. I don’t believe in holding dinners for the enemy. I don’t believe in holding dinners for people that take advantage of you and laugh at you and your stupidity behind your backs.

C’mon, Don, stop being so wishy washy. Tell us what you really think.

Trump dumps on chump: The Donald says the President will never recover

Donald Trump tells Wolf Blitzer, “I don’t think he’s ever going to recover.” The real question, though, is “Will the country ever recover?”

Donald Trump tells Wolf Blitzer, “I don’t think he’s ever going to recover.” The real question, though, is “Will the country ever recover?”

H/T: Breitbart.tv

NBC manages to make Donald Trump’s hair look even stranger than normal

We realize we invite ridicule by using the words “normal” and “Donald Trump’s hair” in the same sentence, but it’s a chance we’re willing to take.

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We realize we invite ridicule by using the words “normal” and “Donald Trump’s hair” in the same sentence, but it’s a chance we’re willing to take.

Fearless journalists we are.

NEWS FLASH: Donald Trump’s hair is real

Donald Trump made a triumphant appearance on MSNBC’s Morning Joe show. Starting with an uncomfortably long hug with Mika Mxyzptlk and ending with amazing evidence that The Donald’s hair is real, it was quite a performance.

Donald Trump made a triumphant appearance on MSNBC’s Morning Joe show. Starting with an uncomfortably long hug with Mika Mxyzptlk and ending with amazing evidence that The Donald’s hair is real, it was quite a performance.

In between, the real estate mogul:

• Praised Rod Blagojevich
• Called for the revokation of Al Gore’s Nobel Peace Prize
• Hit on Mika
• Hyped the Celebrity Apprentice
• Complained that OPEC was making too much money
• Attacked China

All in all, it was definitely a bravura performance. But the highlight is definitely Mika’s convincing experiment that Trump’s hair is real.

Now that’s what you call good TV.

Source: Mediaite.com

Donald Trump doesn’t want to work in Hollywood anymore

Donald Trump thinks Al Gore should be stripped of his fraudulently-obtained Nobel Peace Prize, an opinion that will not endear him to any of Hollywood’s greenies.

Donald Trump thinks Al Gore should be stripped of his fraudulently-obtained Nobel Peace Prize, an opinion that will not endear him to any of Hollywood’s greenies.

Naturally, the love Al Gore in the land of make believe. So a couple more comments like this one and they’ll run the star of television’s “The Apprentice” right out of Tinseltown.

The New York Post reports Trump’s comments:

“With the coldest winter ever recorded, with snow setting record levels up and down the coast, the Nobel committee should take the Nobel Prize back from Al Gore,” the tycoon told members of his Trump National Golf Club in Westchester in a recent speech. “Gore wants us to clean up our factories and plants in order to protect us from global warming, when China and other countries couldn’t care less. It would make us totally noncompetitive in the manufacturing world, and China, Japan and India are laughing at America’s stupidity.” The crowd of 500 stood up and cheered.

Next time you’re out in Hollywood, Donald, maybe you could suggest that Gore return his Oscar, too.

Source: New York Post

Whorish director of the Miss California pageant considers herself a role model

Whorish and hypocriticalish Shanna Moakler demonstrating the 'racy' pose for which Carrie Prejean was condemned. Click image to see a defintely NSFW Playboy video of her.
Whorish and hypocriticalish Shanna Moakler demonstrating the 'racy' pose for which Carrie Prejean was condemned. Click image to see a defintely NSFW Playboy video of her.

Donald Trump had the moxie to let Carrie Prejean keep her Miss California crown. The next day the director of the Miss California pageant Shanna Moakler “resigned” and made the following comments to UsMagazine.com

“Since the press conference yesterday, I had a chance to think about what has taken place, and I feel that at this time it is in my best interest to resign from the Miss California USA organization.”

“I cannot with a clear conscious move forward supporting and promoting the Miss Universe Organization when I no longer believe in it, or the contracts I signed committing myself as a youth,” she sneered. “I want to be a role model for young woman with high hopes of pageantry, but now feel it more important to be a role model for my children. I am sorry and hope I have not let any young supporters down but wish them the best of luck in fulfilling their dreams.”

In the world of beauty pageants, the words “role model” is apparently a synonym for “cheap, sleazy whore.”

Here are some photos and videos of Shanna Moakler, role model.

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