Cher, one of the intellectual giants of late 20th century political thought, told Jay Leno that the Tea Party is f-ing nuts. Of course, this comes from a woman who is f-ing nuts herself. This is a woman who:
- Has had so much plastic surgery that she is now virtually indistinguishable from OctoMom.
- Named her son Elijah Blue.
- Named her daughter Chastity.
- Has a daughter (Chastity) who recently became her son (Chaz).
- From 1965-74, added an accent to her name to become Chér, a Frenchification that rendered her one syllable name virtually unpronounceable.
- Moved in with a 22-year old bagel maker when she was forty.
- Dated a 38-year old biker when she was sixty-three.
- Married heroin and cocaine addict Greg Allman three days after divorcing Sonny.
- Changed her name to Cher in 1979. No middle name. No last name. No accent, either.
- Called David Letterman “an asshole” during an interview on his late night TV show (OK, well, maybe that one doesn’t count against her).
