Ten reasons the woman who called the Tea Party f-ing nuts is f-ing nuts

by editor on November 29, 2010

Cher, one of the intellectual giants of late 20th century political thought, told Jay Leno that the Tea Party is f-ing nuts. Of course, this comes from a woman who is f-ing nuts herself. This is a woman who:

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Cher has had so much plastic surgery that she is now virtually indistinguishable from OctoMom

  1. Has had so much plastic surgery that she is now virtually indistinguishable from OctoMom.
  2. Named her son Elijah Blue.
  3. Named her daughter Chastity.
  4. Has a daughter (Chastity) who recently became her son (Chaz).
  5. From 1965-74, added an accent to her name to become Chér, a Frenchification that rendered her one syllable name virtually unpronounceable.
  6. Moved in with a 22-year old bagel maker when she was forty.
  7. Dated a 38-year old biker when she was sixty-three.
  8. Married heroin and cocaine addict Greg Allman three days after divorcing Sonny.
  9. Changed her name to Cher in 1979. No middle name. No last name. No accent, either.
  10. Called David Letterman “an asshole” during an interview on his late night TV show (OK, well, maybe that one doesn’t count against her).

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KimmyQueen
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Thank you Cher for yet ANOTHER reason to not go see that stupid ass movie that you and Christiana Holera made. She is starting to look like that guy in that one movie she did who had a big deformed face… yuck.

john
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john

Exactly! I never made the connection before but you are right, Mask is the movie, I always liked it because I ride a HD and thought hollywood finally made a movie where bikers were realistic and she was in her prime then lookin pretty good, but boy has she gone down.

john
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john

She pitiful, seems to be a few seconds slow on her movements and thought processes like she’s missing a large chunk of brain matter. Never was a thinker though. And those lips and cheeks jeez.

Vic
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Vic

She was such a lust object, on “Laugh in” when I was a kid. Now she’s just a “dust object”. I wish she would just go away.

YT
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YT

Who programs all these hollywood robots? They all come out together and say the same stupid things, more or less. Who’s the Wizard of Oz that pulls all the levers?

Elrond Hubbard
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Elrond Hubbard

“Who’s the Jew Wizard of Oz that pulls all the levers?”?

Shouldn’t you be posting at Stormfront?

Administrator
Admin

Thanks for pointing that out Elrond, I missed it.

YT, this is the second time, I’ve warned you. One more and you’re out.

perlcat
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Oh, good grief.

C_Strasburger
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C_Strasburger

Nice anti-semetic post there, YT…really nice stuff….you sound like one of the bots yourself….. Usually I agree with most of what you post (I think) but that was uncalled for….I bet your parents are very proud….

YT
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YT

Meh, they wish I was Jewish like them.

KimmyQueen
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I read your post after it was edited so I take back my thumbs up. You are seriously messed up dude.

Elrond Hubbard
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Elrond Hubbard

Whenever I seek political insight I turn to Hollywood. Who knows more about America than rich, privleged, botoxed Hollywood liberals like Cher?

C_Strasburger
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C_Strasburger

Come on guys….cherly, you can come up with more good reasons that that! I mean, jesus, she’s hollyweird celebrity (not to be confused with cerebral)…aren’t we supposed to get all our political commentary from a bunch of uneducated, incompetent hollyweirdos?

GregoryTart
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Oh, don’t be so hard on the woman who dissected race relations in “Half Breed”; who took on class warfare in “Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves”; whose tribute to young love in “I got you , babe” was a call to young hippies to get STDS without shame, all on their parent’s dime— and still at the age of 70+ flashes her tire like stretch marks to the public

perlcat
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Where’s the Sonny Bono Memorial Ski Tree when you need it to eliminate another celebutard?

GregoryTart
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Ha Ha- Very Good! I bet Cher greased Sonny’s skis with coca butter over cap and trade, just like she put Ajax in Greg Allmons syringe during the divorce- ( was she married to Greg Allmon? that group just kinda blends together)

Ruben
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Ruben

Cher: Tea Party recruitment MVP and poster child for why there is a cultural civil war.

perlcat
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Cher *was* f-ing nuts. Now she’s on the wrong side of the border with irrelevance, and reaching across is just unseemly and gross, kind of like a 60-some year old woman multimillionaire shacking up with a 30 year old guy…

RockingHorseGuy
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Cher. The definitive, go-to person for all of our political opinion needs.