IHateTheMedia.com presents the 2011 TSA Pin-Up Calendar

by editor on November 29, 2010

This official 2011 TSA Pin-Up calendar features 12 stunning beauties who are sure to stimulate your own personal enhanced pat downs every month. Each month features a new, hot and steamy body scan of one of the TSA’s favorite flyers.

And don’t forget – the official 2011 TSA Pin-Up Calendar makes an excellent Christmas gift!

We don’t know where these photos came from. We got them in an email from someone we don’t know. If you did ’em and would like credit, let us know. We’ll be happy to oblige.

Miss January

TSA Pinup Calendar Miss January

TSA's Miss January is rated X as in X-ray. When she travels on business, the
pleasure is all ours.

TSA’s Miss January TSA’s Miss February
TSA’s Miss March TSA’s Miss April
TSA’s Miss May TSA’s Miss June
TSA’s Miss July TSA’s Miss August
TSA’s Miss September    TSA’s Miss October
TSA’s November TSA’s Miss December

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Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith
Member

i was kinda getting turned on, letting my imagination run wild… until i realized i could be looking at a dude. in stripper heels.

perlcat
Member

. . . and how would that be different from talking to people online?

You never know what you’re gonna get. I’m just sayin’.

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith
Member

hmm, good point.

you’ve convinced me. instead of convuluting the process with sexy x-rays or cybersex, a better way to test for gender would be a good, old-fashioned, TSA-style genital groping. no reason to reinvent the wheel.

perlcat
Member

Well, you should at least buy them flowers first…

Tom
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Tom

look closely and youll see the mostly transparent boobs

KimmyQueen
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I didnt look at them all… I get the point and it is hilarious! I actually do believe there are pervs who do get off with these scans because they are not being deleted as we were told they were going to be. I am sick to the bone thinking this tech is being controlled by people like Soros and what he and others are going to do with all this information being gathered?

Vic
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Vic

I hope they use a wide angle lens, WHEN they put Janet Napolitano up there…

YT
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YT

Uh, you folks realize that these are not traditional x-ray scanners right?They do not penetrate the body, only clothes. They really do see you naked, just like those x-ray specs you wanted when you were 15.
http://www.wired.com/science/discoveries/news/2003/06/59401

P.S. Note the date of the article. This tech has been around and planned to be used for a long time. Do not give any public official that said they didn’t know a pass.

P.P.S. Miss December looks like the editor’s mom.

matthew s harrison
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matthew s harrison

I got dibs on Miss. October!

RoboMonkey
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Kreese
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Kreese

These hotties are “Bad to the Bone!”

rightinwa
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rightinwa

Makes them want to jump her bones, eh?

Voltaire's ghost
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Voltaire's ghost

She has beautiful bone structure

Ruben
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Ruben

Who’s that beauty in the x-ray above… Pat Downes?

wagsthedog
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wagsthedog

Hot! Just in time for Christmas for all the creepers and pervs on your list! Check out those hot fibulas and tibias! Thanks Big Sis!

redabogado
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redabogado

TSA employees have a 12 month boner…

Vic
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Vic

Shouldn’t they call a doctor after four hours???

DeanH
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DeanH

That’s a big LOL… You said boner.