The wisdom of the universe is revealed through anagrams. We went to the Oracle of Anagrams and asked her to share her wisdom about the Egyptian situation.

MIDDLE EAST = LETS DIE MADLY
HOSNI MUBARAK = OH I’M SUNK ARAB
HOSNI MUBARAK = I RAN AMOK BUSH
HOSNI MUBARAK = I SHRUNK OBAMA
OMAR SULEIMAN = A MORALE MINUS
ANDERSON COOPER = PONDER CARE SOON
CAIRO, EGYPT = AT EPIC GORY
ISLAMIC REVOLUTION = A CLUMSIER VOLITION