U.N. bureaucrat comes up with scariest global warming scenario ever

Yvo de Boer, a former United Nations corruptocrat and global warming scaremonger, has come up with a realistic scenario that will scare the bejeezus out of the delegates at the upcoming conference in Cancun.

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Yvo de Boer, a former United Nations corruptocrat and global warming scaremonger, has come up with a realistic scenario that will scare the bejeezus out of the delegates at the upcoming conference in Cancun.

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The Editor's grandmother's maiden name was de Boer. He loses sleep at night worrying that he may be somehow related to this U.N. corruptocrat.

The Associated Press reports:

De Boer said climate negotiators in Cancun should focus on “small steps” toward slowing climate change, warning that if there is another failure such as took place in Copenhagen last year, ”no one will take us seriously anymore.”

We believe the actual quote was, “NO ONE WILL TAKE US SERIOUSLY ANYMORE!!!!!!! AND OUR FUNDING WILL BE CUT OFF!!!!!! AND WE’LL STOP HAVING THESE POSH ANNUAL OUTINGS AT FANCY INTERNATIONAL RESORTS!!!!!!”

But let’s not quibble. The AP’s paraphrase was close enough.

Source: WTOP

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