Brainless, shirtless, and jobless. Republican Congressman Christopher Lee suddenly, unexpectedly resigned from Congress after his CraigsList embarrassment. But our team of intrepid investigative reporters reveals Lee’s 100% guaranteed-to-work Craigslist pick-up lines.
1. “Do you support the Second Amendment? Then check out these guns.”
2. “I’d like to gerrymander your district.”
3. “What’s your campaign sign?”
4. “I’m Christopher Lee and I approve this massage.”
5. “Lets put it to an up and down vote.”
6. “Come back to my place and I’ll introduce you to my caucus.”
7. “If I said you had a deliberative body would you hold it against me?”
8. “The Chair recognizes the gentle lady from my dreams.”
9. “How’d you like a position on my staff?”
10. “My armed forces sub committee is studying the feasibility of a quick withdrawal from Iraq … so how’d you like to help me perfect the art of pulling out?”
Plus this special bonus pick-up line used only on special occasions and on very special women:
11. “Look at me. Now look at your man. I’m the Congressman your man could smell like.”
