Holy crap. Or to be urologically correct, holy pee.
An Indian organization is launching a soft drink made of cow urine. Seriously, you can’t make this stuff up. Here’s the story from the U.K. Times of London:
Does your Pepsi lack pep? Is your Coke not the real thing? India’s Hindu nationalist movement apparently has the answer: a new soft drink made from cow urine.
The bovine brew is in the final stages of development by the Cow Protection Department of the Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh (RSS), India’s biggest and oldest Hindu nationalist group, according to the man who makes it.
Om Prakash, the head of the department, said the drink – called “gau jal”, or “cow water” – in Sanskrit was undergoing laboratory tests and would be launched “very soon, maybe by the end of this year”.
“Don’t worry, it won’t smell like urine and will be tasty too,” he told The Times from his headquarters in Hardwar, one of four holy cities on the River Ganges. “Its USP will be that it’s going to be very healthy. It won’t be like carbonated drinks and would be devoid of any toxins.”
If this product is successful, the same company intends to launch a delicious line of cow pies in four fabulous flavors — Holstein, Brahma, Guernsey and Jersey.
Not really. We made that up. But we’re just sayin’…
Source: Times UK
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It can’t be much worse than Everclear.
Whats it going to be called “YellowBull?”
YellowBull! now that’s funny!
With Muslims drinking camel piss, and Indians making pee pee soft drinks, are Christians next? haha
I just posted some pics up of the new Cow Urine Soft drink and info. This is ridiculous.
http://doodiepants.com/2009/08/17/india-markets-cow-urine-softdrink-a-gift-from-the-gods/