Today, March 3, is Charles Ponzi Day. Or as it’s known around IHateTheMedia.com, “Barack Obama Day.”
It’s a special day to celebrate the entire Obama agenda. To commemorate the theory that you can get out of debt by going further into debt. To remember our valiant forefathers who brought us the Social Security pyramid scheme. To honor those who gave their lives that they might live off of other people’s money. To note the words of former Illinois Senator Everett Dirksen, who said, “A billion here, a billion there and pretty soon you’re talking about real money.”
We’re going to make this special day a family event by taking our loved ones down to the nearest Government Motors dealership and telling the salesman, “We’d like a brand new 2011 Ponzi. Please load it up with all the latest accessories. And let the next guy through the door pay for it.”
Join us in honoring Charles Ponzi (right), architect of the Obama Pyramid Scheme
