She's never seen such a big package
An entry from Nancy Pelosi’s diary: “I couldn’t take my eyes off the tall, dark man across the room. I wasn’t ashamed of what I thought. ‘Barack has the biggest package I’ve ever seen. I know big pork when I see it. And I want Barack’s pork.’”
And then the House of Representatives voted and Nancy’s dream came true. She and her fellow Democrats passed the biggest, most pork-laden spending bill in the history of the world.
Immediately after the House of Representatives’ vote on President Obama’s stimulus package, the media began furiously spinning the results.
“Republicans voted along party lines.”
“Not one Republican voted for the president’s stimulus.”
“Republicans deny president’s bipartisan effort.”
The final tally? 177 Republicans and eleven Democrats voted “no.” 244 Democrats and zero Republicans voted in favor of the bill.
But Nancy didn’t care. She got her pork.
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She’s obviously under the care of Michael Jackson’s plastic surgeon.
Oink.
God she’s so heinous, good point Ray! San Fran must be proud of their native freak I guess. Cute story, and so true. OINK OINK all the way home…
I have been watching the news (real news not the communist News Network or Nazi Broadcasting) and reading articles regarding our current state of government. I hear “this is best for the people”. Which people? Cuba, Rwanda? Surely Nancy Pelosi cannot be speaking for the down trodden American workers?
I do not want to hear from this elitist until she is working second shift at Denny’s and picking up a morning shift in the adopt a geezer program at Wal-Mart to pay her electric bill, or another lip fill or Botox touch up.
The current Government does not represent nor speak for true Americans. We work hard because we want to better ourselves. The current government wants us to stay stagnant where we are at this very moment.
It is time we gather and use our voting power and right the wrong. Get every last Democrat and turn coat republican out of the white house! You want change? Then let us place Anne Coulter as Speaker of the house. Condoleezza Rice in the White house and be fair, Nancy Pelosi we can give her a drive through position at the local Dairy Queen.